Jackson Sacked After Murder Plot Uncovered-
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Tavaris Jackson was arrested this morning at his Minneapolis townhouse accused of plotting to murder the newly acquired Brett Favre. The plan was foiled when an 8 year-old Vikings ball boy alerted head coach Brad Childress about a crude diagram he found in Jackson's locker, detailing the plot.
Apparently, Jackson intended to electrocute Favre by throwing a blow-dryer into one of the tubs that is used to soke in after practice. Childress was convinced of the seriousness of the plan after finding 50 feet of extension cord and a blow-dryer in Jackson's locker. Childress commented, saying “Tavaris has no hair, so right there, my suspicions were confirmed." After learning of the plot, Favre had to be told who Tavaris Jackson was. Speaking in front of reporters, Favre said “I don’t think fans should be allowed access to the locker room, so it is what it is.”
Minneapolis police spokesman, Tard Redwine, also said that a voodoo-like shrine was found in Jackson’s home. The shrine apparently consisted of a vat containing a mixture of urine, fecal matter, and a DVD copy of “There’s Something About Mary.” Jackson is being held without bond in the Minneapolis jail.
Minnesota Vikings quarterback Tavaris Jackson was arrested this morning at his Minneapolis townhouse accused of plotting to murder the newly acquired Brett Favre. The plan was foiled when an 8 year-old Vikings ball boy alerted head coach Brad Childress about a crude diagram he found in Jackson's locker, detailing the plot.
Apparently, Jackson intended to electrocute Favre by throwing a blow-dryer into one of the tubs that is used to soke in after practice. Childress was convinced of the seriousness of the plan after finding 50 feet of extension cord and a blow-dryer in Jackson's locker. Childress commented, saying “Tavaris has no hair, so right there, my suspicions were confirmed." After learning of the plot, Favre had to be told who Tavaris Jackson was. Speaking in front of reporters, Favre said “I don’t think fans should be allowed access to the locker room, so it is what it is.”
Minneapolis police spokesman, Tard Redwine, also said that a voodoo-like shrine was found in Jackson’s home. The shrine apparently consisted of a vat containing a mixture of urine, fecal matter, and a DVD copy of “There’s Something About Mary.” Jackson is being held without bond in the Minneapolis jail.