I am now in Vegas and am able to be a runner for you hot shots ($1000) a week

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  • compaqDikk
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 10-08-05
    • 5699

    #1
    I am now in Vegas and am able to be a runner for you hot shots ($1000) a week
    W2s will not be necessary and I need quarterly bonuses depending on my performeance (PFP- pay for perforamce)

    the first 3 to apply I will start the interview process in a week or so. Basically my set up will include 2 cellular phones (see below), one on the north end on the strip and the other on the south

    basically the head guys will think I'm a square with 20 year equipment and many people mistake me as a homeless bum



  • slash
    SBR MVP
    • 08-10-05
    • 1000

    #2
    Why not just let some non-US guy do your betting for you? Of course this is not very useful if you are a scalper, but for any recreational player that would be ok.
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    • Sam Odom
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 10-30-05
      • 58063

      #3
      Scalpers have been scalped
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      • slash
        SBR MVP
        • 08-10-05
        • 1000

        #4
        I like your setup though.
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        • jjgold
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-20-05
          • 388179

          #5
          Compactor are you for real? I think you might be the most fuked up guy on the forums and why do you always move from state to state? Something does not figure with you. Why did you give me a phone number and it worked and yesterday it was disoconnected?
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          • Sam Odom
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 10-30-05
            • 58063

            #6
            JJGOLD, i thought Ken was flying u down to the Bahamas for the party
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            • compaqDikk
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 10-08-05
              • 5699

              #7
              Originally posted by Sam Odom
              Scalpers have been scalped
              i'm not doing it for scalpers, rather lazy 350 lb fukks in vegas who don't want to hassle with the strip and don't dare leave their lazy boy recliners for fear they will get laughed at (kind of like HolyBull)

              I personally think the US should round up all the obese people in this country and put them out on a prairie somewhere in the hot sun and make them work their fat off.
              Have you ever seen any of these people? First of all, they are lazy. They can't do any job that requries any exertion, as they are too fat to move their asses out of a chair.

              They are also very unclean. These slobs find it difficult to fit into a bathtub and don't dare stand up in a shower for fear they will lose their balance and their goo-filled bodies will bring them crashing down. You've seen them sweating like pigs just by sitting under flourescent lights.

              All they do is eat things like Twinkies and Ho Hos and bags full of Doritos for breakfast, lunch, and dinner. None of them can fathom a day without a Big Mac and think they will lose weight if they super-size everything but get a Diet Coke to go with it.

              The time has come for the United States not to let any fat person get a job in our land.The time has come for every American to boycot any OBESE-owned business--such as their favorite business----Convenient Stores (lots of Slim Jims there_,Gasoline Stations (would never think of walking -- have to gas up),Laundry Mats (washing their tents they wear a daily chore),Resturants (food galore in there),Smoke stores (if you smoke, you might lose weight),and any other business that this LOW life's own that make them AMERICAN dollars.We should and will put a stop to these TOWEL WRAPPED FATTIES.It is a damn disgrace the we the AMERICAN public have towatch these stupid roly-poly adults and children parade around with a Twinkie with cream filling chanting and yelling and smiling. !BOYCOTT ANY AND ALL FATTY-OWNED BUSINESS"S IN THE US NOW! Do not hire these lazy chubs other than shoveling dead slobs to their grave.These type------all FATSOES should and will pay the price.THESE SLOBS COST ME MONEY AT BUSINESS TODAY AND AT THE MAJOR LEAGUE PARKS,LET ALONE HOW MANY FOOTBALL GAMES THIS WEEKEND! Honk your horn, if you want a AHAB THE WHALE TO SUFFER LIKE YOU DID TODAY! BOYCOTT THESE SOBS NOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW
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              • compaqDikk
                SBR Hall of Famer
                • 10-08-05
                • 5699

                #8
                Originally posted by slash
                Why not just let some non-US guy do your betting for you? Of course this is not very useful if you are a scalper, but for any recreational player that would be ok.
                Cash is king and you should trust no One, inlcuding me

                Benny Sillman just put me on hist sheeet in NY and i'm sure he'll stiff me when i win big. i only trust brick and mortars from here on out
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                • joe blow
                  SBR Wise Guy
                  • 05-09-06
                  • 775

                  #9
                  LOL i remember having that phone..

                  Put me in on NE for 2 dimes,we will exchange netteller info when you get back...They still do peer to peer transfers:
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                  • compaqDikk
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 10-08-05
                    • 5699

                    #10
                    Originally posted by jjgold
                    Compactor are you for real? I think you might be the most fuked up guy on the forums and why do you always move from state to state? Something does not figure with you. Why did you give me a phone number and it worked and yesterday it was disoconnected?
                    I am real as cancer JJ. i am currently on Lithium so I'd like to think you could relate and let up on me a tad

                    i probably belong in an asylum but somehow managed to beeat the system and escape into soceity

                    i would describe me as split/dual personality like that kid in Hitchcock's Phsyco
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                    • joe blow
                      SBR Wise Guy
                      • 05-09-06
                      • 775

                      #11
                      "Cash is king and you should trust no One, inlcuding me"

                      Nevermind i just heard you shouldn't be trusted
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                      • Justin7
                        SBR Hall of Famer
                        • 07-31-06
                        • 8577

                        #12
                        If you were a good runner, you'd make more than 1k/week in Vegas... Don't most make about 100k a year?
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                        • compaqDikk
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 10-08-05
                          • 5699

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Justin7
                          If you were a good runner, you'd make more than 1k/week in Vegas... Don't most make about 100k a year?
                          Reno's runner vanished one day with 200k in the late 80s so the money is definitely there

                          very lucrative profession to be in and I'm not sure why more don't pursue it
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                          • compaqDikk
                            SBR Hall of Famer
                            • 10-08-05
                            • 5699

                            #14
                            curtesy bump

                            i need this on front page at least until football season or at least stickied at the top
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                            • pags11
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 08-18-05
                              • 12264

                              #15
                              how's the running going lately, compaq?...
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                              • Jay Edgar
                                SBR MVP
                                • 03-08-06
                                • 1576

                                #16
                                Originally posted by compaqDikk
                                curtesy bump

                                i need this on front page at least until football season or at least stickied at the top

                                Or you could just send it to the FBI and skip the middleman . . .
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                                • knicknut
                                  SBR High Roller
                                  • 03-18-06
                                  • 241

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Jay Edgar
                                  Or you could just send it to the FBI and skip the middleman . . .
                                  You're going to bump it for 7 more months?
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                                  • nyplayer33
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 09-27-06
                                    • 8303

                                    #18
                                    How does one inquire about being a runner...
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                                    • Tchocky
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 02-14-06
                                      • 2371

                                      #19
                                      I'm open to moving to Vegas if you guys are serious.
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                                      • compaqDikk
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 10-08-05
                                        • 5699

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by pags11
                                        how's the running going lately, compaq?...
                                        took up walking instead
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                                        • compaqDikk
                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                          • 10-08-05
                                          • 5699

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by Tchocky
                                          I'm open to moving to Vegas if you guys are serious.
                                          serious as cancer
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                                          • compaqDikk
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 10-08-05
                                            • 5699

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by nyplayer33
                                            How does one inquire about being a runner...
                                            they currently have applications at the StarDust
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                                            • compaqDikk
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 10-08-05
                                              • 5699

                                              #23
                                              Originally posted by knicknut
                                              You're going to bump it for 7 more months?
                                              YES ...i have nothing else going on
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                                              • Sledge187
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 04-25-08
                                                • 3722

                                                #24
                                                This thread is classic! Can we get an update?
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                                                • milwaukee mike
                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                  • 08-22-07
                                                  • 26914

                                                  #25
                                                  if you can't find those applications at the stardust maybe keep looking down the strip at the frontier, sands, dunes, etc.
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                                                  • Willie Bee
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 02-14-06
                                                    • 15726

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Sledge187
                                                    This thread is classic! Can we get an update?
                                                    Here's your update: Compaqer is full of more shit than a Christmas turkey.
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                                                    • MrMonkey
                                                      SBR MVP
                                                      • 11-09-08
                                                      • 2278

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                                      Here's your update: Compaqer is full of more shit than a Christmas turkey.
                                                      Uncle Buck, that's the way to squash that bug! No, just take alittle off the kneecap!
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                                                      • VegasPlayer
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-27-09
                                                        • 3676

                                                        #28
                                                        Screw those old casinos, I'm gettin my app in at the Fountainbleau.
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                                                        • jjgold
                                                          SBR Aristocracy
                                                          • 07-20-05
                                                          • 388179

                                                          #29
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                                                          • flyingillini
                                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                                            • 12-06-06
                                                            • 41219

                                                            #30
                                                            Compakky, call me, I have work for you.
                                                            המוסד‎
                                                            המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                            • compaqDikk
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 10-08-05
                                                              • 5699

                                                              #31
                                                              whomever and whoever keeps bumping this thread has a bullet(s) with their name on it
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                                                              • payingthejuice
                                                                Restricted User
                                                                • 04-02-09
                                                                • 2075

                                                                #32
                                                                hahaha unreal ... I actually place bets here in Vegas for a couple of people already. Quite fun actually. They throw a little money my way for my troubles, and we are both happy
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