We don't want to hear the phucking excuses pally, "I might have to miss the bash, there might be a tropical storm heading this way" blah blah blah. 
Last time I checked , the USA had a pretty good interstate road system in place AND a railway.
No worries though ya filthy fukkin immigrant, Plommer is here to help, only 'cause your a pal.
http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/Conten...mtrak/HomePage
http://www.greyhound.com/home/en/ticketsandtravel/TicketsAndTravelInfo.aspx

Last time I checked , the USA had a pretty good interstate road system in place AND a railway.
No worries though ya filthy fukkin immigrant, Plommer is here to help, only 'cause your a pal.
http://www.amtrak.com/servlet/Conten...mtrak/HomePage
http://www.greyhound.com/home/en/ticketsandtravel/TicketsAndTravelInfo.aspx