Attention willie bee!!!!! Help

[raydog]

got a coon drinking all my hummingbird water on my front porch between 1 and 5 each night. i havent had luck with shooting the bastard. he hears the door and takes off. not sure where either. got a fair amount of trees around and the fukking redneck next door refuses to cut his yard, so he could just be over there.

i have read that the birds wont feed at night unless there is an over abundance of them and then the weaker/smaller ones will feed. thats not the case here. i have 2 or 3 of them and thats it. still, they are more important to me than the fukking raccoon is.

i cant take the feeders down at night cus im never really up that early and they will go elsewhere if i dont get the feeders out by daylight, but i am thinking about taking down the feeders tonight and putting up some other ones full of sugar water and some kind of gut wrenching poison. then taking them down after the bastard drinks the poison.

not sure how this idea will work, but like i said, i cant get a shot at him at night. im sure plommer can produce an educational thread on racoons for me too. any insight would be sweet.

[Bread]

Please don't hurt the raccoon.

Thanks for listening.

[Willie Bee]

i cant take the feeders down at night cus im never really up that early and they will go elsewhere if i dont get the feeders out by daylight, but i am thinking about taking down the feeders tonight and putting up some other ones full of sugar water and some kind of gut wrenching poison. then taking them down after the bastard drinks the poison.

We bring our hummingbird feeder in around 9:00 p.m. and it goes back out at seven in the morning. Still have plenty of happy hummingbirds around during the day.

Several reasons not to go the poison route, starting with you could kill the stray hummingbird and if it drips out or leaks out when the coon feeds, you could wind up poisoning some stray cat or dog. Plus that coon could go off into your garage or under your house to die, and you don't want that mess/stench.

I could hand feed our coon and its young'n that come up in the evening, damn cats aren't even afraid of it.

[pavyracer]

Put some poison in the water. You can kill two birds with one stone.

[raydog]

pavyeracer,you are one witty fukker. imma give you a point

[pavyracer]

pavyeracer,you are one witty fukker. imma give you a point

thanks...I'm glad you realized it was a joke

[raydog]

nothing stray around my area except for a cat that i have also tried to shoot. no way for any animal that size to get under my house and garage door is down at night. the dog shits out back. i guess a bird feeding at night would be bad, but i have never ever seen one feed past dark thirty, much less after midnight. i could put the poison in other feeders at night and then take them down before morning and wash the porch. i guess i could stay up real late tonight. i dunno. i do know that the fukker is a loud drinker and usually wakes me up by knocking my shit off their hangers

[Bread]

nothing stray around my area except for a cat

The only kitty to survive the Krazy Korean's special stew. I say let the little guy live on for being so resilient.

[Willie Bee]

i guess a bird feeding at night would be bad, but i have never ever seen one feed past dark thirty, much less after midnight.

Bingo! Bring the feeder in at dark, back out at first light.

[Chi_archie]

put some human hair around the the feeder pole

[konck]

Got a dog that sheds???? Leave his hair around the porch it will keep the coons away. And it doesnt bother the birds they will use the hair for nesting. I had a mole killing my front yard I did every thing killed grub etc..... he kept coming back ...I stuffed dog hair in every hole and he is gone ....maybe it will work on the coons

[MilfDriller]

good thread

[The Prick]

aight, see i got deer eatin everythin green in my backyard and a fackin armadillo diggin holes everywere. whats my remedy? friggin sbr goin all wild kingdom by mutual of omaha

[Chi_archie]

the human hair thing works really well for deer, just spread hair around the perimeter of the area... go the barber and ask him to sweep some hair into a bag.... or have your wife shave your back....

[The Prick]

oh snap chi archie pluckin the low-hangin fruit! always had you pegged fer more of a abstract thinker

[unknown Gambler]

How to kill a coon, sounds like you could use some advice from Michael Vick or Granny.

[Leverage]

got a coon drinking all my hummingbird water on my front porch between 1 and 5 each night.

Call the cops.

[raydog]

okay, so ive tried to be mr. fukkng nice guy with this oversized rodent. i have been taking my front birdfeeders down at night and putting them up early in the morning. well, the other night, i hear some bullshit going on out back and you fukking guessed it, this dick has crawled up my pergola column out back and is fukking with my back feeders now. i actually have to get the ladder out to put these up and down, so its a serious hassle. ive had it with him. today i will purchase a few new feeders and tonight that fukker will be drinking an extremely toxic mix of rat/rodent poison and sugar water. fukk him

[odusmykal]

I would mix in a little antifreeze also.. Best of luck eliminating your problem..

[odusmykal]

I've also heard that they will not come around if they hear people talking.. Maybe you could place a small radio outside and tune it to talk radio station.. Just turn it on at night and cut it back off in the mornings when you wake up.. No more ladder climbing..

[mmike032]

piss around the feeders, it that doesnt work put some claymores around the feeders

[mmike032]

or put some watermelon out spiked with antifreeze

[VegasDave]

okay, so ive tried to be mr. fukkng nice guy with this oversized rodent. i have been taking my front birdfeeders down at night and putting them up early in the morning. well, the other night, i hear some bullshit going on outback and you fukking guessed it, this dick has crawled up my pergola column out back and is fukking with my back feeders now. i actually have to get the ladder out to put these up and down, so its a serious hassle. ive had it with him. today i will purchase a few new feeders and tonight that fukker will be drinking an extremely toxic mix of rat/rodent poison and sugar water. fukk him

"It ends, tonight."

[raydog]

dave, i am trying on battle gear as we speak

[konck]

Do the dog hair trust me

[raydog]

i tried that the first night you mentioned it koncker . my little ones dont shed at all, so i spread some huge clumps of hair from a neighbors dog on the top of the rails that the coon sits on while tumping over the front feeders and i put some on the ground where he licks the spilt water. didnt have any effect on him. my little dogs do all their running around out back, so i cant take a chance on that rodent getting after them if they go out late at night.

[raydog]

alright boys, heard some great news about 4 this morning....the news of the cage door coming down. look out and what do i see

[Willie Bee]

Where will you be taking the critter to release it?

[raydog]

he is some kind of fukking mad. goes berserk when i get within a few feet of him. animal control said if they come get him, they have to take my cage. i think theres another coon around so that aint happenin...needless to say, the future for this little guy does not look good.

honestly willie, i can take him out in the country where the korean lives, but man i swear, he gets both arms out of the top of the cage when i grab for the handle and even though i got some arm length industrial gloves, i just dont like being that close to him. unfortunately, i will probably just shoot him

[InTheHole]

did you shoot it?

[raydog]

nah, kept him trapped up all day and night so he would be weak and then dropped him off out in the country. unfortunately, i think i pissed off his brother cus another fukk is raping my birdfeeders again and this one is smart enough to dodge the trap.

[Jay-L]

got a coon drinking all my hummingbird water on my front porch between 1 and 5 each night. i havent had luck with shooting the bastard. he hears the door and takes off. not sure where either. got a fair amount of trees around and the fukking redneck next door refuses to cut his yard, so he could just be over there.

i have read that the birds wont feed at night unless there is an over abundance of them and then the weaker/smaller ones will feed. thats not the case here. i have 2 or 3 of them and thats it. still, they are more important to me than the fukking raccoon is.

i cant take the feeders down at night cus im never really up that early and they will go elsewhere if i dont get the feeders out by daylight, but i am thinking about taking down the feeders tonight and putting up some other ones full of sugar water and some kind of gut wrenching poison. then taking them down after the bastard drinks the poison.

not sure how this idea will work, but like i said, i cant get a shot at him at night. im sure plommer can produce an educational thread on racoons for me too. any insight would be sweet.

(butt-head voice) uhahahaah uhahahaha he said coon...uhahahaha

[Willie Bee]

(butt-head voice) uhahahaah uhahahaha he said coon...uhahahaha

Heh-heh. Hey Beavis, you going to be posting under this name from now on or the other one(s) you've had in the past?

[sickler]

The coons are around here. Saw a group of three the other night on the lawn across the street. Surprised the garbage containers haven't been messed with.

Make sure there's no weakness in the roof of your home. Those suckers will exploit it and get in the attic!!

[raydog]

unfortunately, we had a huge storm blow through a few years ago and i had to replace most of the roof. we are sealed up good. to the north of me theres a ton of construction and to the south/west, is still woods, but for the public to go and walk/ride/fish..a 15sq. mile park is what it really is. wild animals got nowhere to go. havent noticed cans getting turned over, then again, that park area has a public farm area where people can rent out like 1000sq ft. and grow whatever veggies they want. the coons just come over here for the sugar water. the new one hasnt been around in a few days, maybe he found something better