Will TIGER WOODs ever be #1 again?

[tacomax]

Tiger is an aftermath, VIJAY is the undisputed #1 golfer in the world.

Will Tiger ever again regain the #1 spot in his career?

Fishhead is more god-like to SBR than C3PO was to the Ewoks in Return of the Jedi.

[head_strong]

[Crash]

wow lol

[jellobiafra]

Taco, where do you pull this shit from? Seriously. You just have a post by Fishhead from another forum over 4 years ago ready at your disposal? Do you anticipate using these in the future when you see questionable posts? How long is your list of bookmarks?

[fsugolf]

maybe he just searched theRX and to FH

[yisman]

FH has his head stuck in a dumpster. It's tough for him to form coherent thoughts.

[tacomax]

Taco, where do you pull this shit from? Seriously. You just have a post by Fishhead from another forum over 4 years ago ready at your disposal? Do you anticipate using these in the future when you see questionable posts? How long is your list of bookmarks?

I have people working 24/7 to uncover the dirt on other posters. It can't be predicted when I deem it necessary for a story to break.

[tacomax]

SONY TOP THREE RANKINGS BEFORE THIS WEEKEND

1 Vijay Singh Fij 12.97
2 Tiger Woods USA 11.90
3 Ernie Els Rsa 11.12



ELS is in hot pursuit of the #2 spot after finishing 2nd this weekend.

Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

5 SBR Points to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.

[jellobiafra]

5 SBR Points to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.

TPowellguy is on the case, I'm sure.

[head_strong]

Metaverse.....The Metaverse appears to its users as an urban environment, developed along a single hundred-meter-wide road, the Street, that runs the entire 65536 km (216 km) circumference of a featureless, black, perfectly spherical planet.

[raydog]

I have people working 24/7 to uncover the dirt on other posters. It can't be predicted when I deem it necessary for a story to break.

boys this is the truth. taco came to me a few days ago and said that he was real sorry to inform me that he found some real damaging info. on me. i dont know how or where the guy gets it, but if this shit leaked out, it would ruin me as a poster...i would be reduced to life of a lonely ghost and would definitely have to look over my shoulder costantly.

there is good news though boys. taco can be paid off. he will receive my first 250 sbr points, a forged authentic nicky santoro autographed book on how to have young forum stalkers want to suck your cokk and i threw in a couple naked pictures of onthetwats mom.

thanks taco for the indiscretion

[MonkeyF0cker]

Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

5 SBR Points to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.

I think he's been hanging out with Oscar the Grouch too much.

[sickler]

Fishhead thought that the only rival to Singh would be Ernie Els.

5 SBR Points to whoever identifies which parallel universe that Fishhead exists in.

Fishhead lives and breathes the dumpster divers manifesto:

"I believe TRASH IS SIMPLY A FAILURE OF IMAGINATION - creative re-use of objects is re-vitalization: things are born again- it is spiritually fulfilling to turn trash into treasure. It is artistic alchemy, with the artist as wizard. Trash is a rich medium, infinitely varied and constantly challenging- show me what you discard- I want to make something of it. How much of it do you have- do you throw it away often? Can you even throw anything away anyway? On a sphere like our earth, we can really only throw something away by launching it toward the stars- everything else is simply moving the trash around. Transmutation beats transportation. Re-creating something reduces the flow of the trash tsunami while amplifying and expanding productivity. Re-cycling adds brain power to industrial power, fashioning new uses for old objects. Every day the city puts treasures out at curbside- we just have to go find them. In Philadelphia, our group of salvage artists, the Dumpster Divers has as our motto: EJECTAMENTUM NUMMI NOSTRUM - Your Trash is Our Cash."

Give the points to Bread or Gambling Granny.

[tacomax]

Fishhead KNEW that Vijay Sing would dominate golf after 2004. How did Fishhead KNOW that?

[MonkeyF0cker]

That was obviously during Fishhead's prime, taco...

You have no idea what my entire wagering day consists of on an average day...............especially when I was in my prime.

NO IDEA

[BGS 9.5]

boys this is the truth. taco came to me a few days ago and said that he was real sorry to inform me that he found some real damaging info. on me. i dont know how or where the guy gets it, but if this shit leaked out, it would ruin me as a poster...i would be reduced to life of a lonely ghost and would definitely have to look over my shoulder costantly.

there is good news though boys. taco can be paid off. he will receive my first 250 sbr points, a forged authentic nicky santoro autographed book on how to have young forum stalkers want to suck your cokk and i threw in a couple naked pictures of onthetwats mom.

thanks taco for the indiscretion

bawhahahahaha

[MartinBlank]

Kudos to Taco, this is one of the funniest threads ever.

Singh? Are you serious?

[RogueJuror]

fishy

[durito]

your welcome

[zda777]

tiger will get back up there

[NEP Dynasty]

Fishhead KNEW that Vijay Sing would dominate golf after 2004. How did Fishhead KNOW that?

How did Fishhead KNOW this? Boys, I swear after reading 650,231 posts on this forum I have never seen anyone KNOW something like this. Boys, Fishhead is a PROFESSIONAL gambler. Boys, what is the explanation, how did Fishhead KNoW this?

[jjgold]

Tiger is by far the best player in the world, there is not even a close second

Player of the year again

[koRnygoatweed]

the top again? maybe not, but he will always be a threat whenever he plays

[spurginobili]

In his ‘parallel universe’ he received and examined stool samples of the top golfers in the world under the guise of a famous botanist. His expertise was in the shitola aromatica wing of study. He determined that Vijay’s turds emitted a certain rosy tang not unlike the farts of Jack Nicklaus, of whom he was a ‘close’ follower. He would later call Vijay’s shit “cream of India” for it’s pungent sweetness. The once highly anticipated but unfinished book he was writing was to be called “Shit the Determining Factor.”

[R1C3R]

He is #1 just past his prime

[odusmykal]

Great thread

[BigAL]

when is the next tiger woods going to emerge?

[tacomax]

He already did - it's Vijay Singh.

[starfish]

tiger woods is the best player in golf...

[BeatTheJerk]

Fishhead give me 20 points right now for making yourself look like an ass with this observation ....................

[yisman]

these kind of odd bumps are almost funny.

[brooks85]

yes, so says the ridiculous winnings from the fedex cup.

[shantystar]

no vijay singh and phil mickelson seems deserve for this position this year.

[tacomax]

I think this is the moment when Vijay Singh starts pulling away from the field even faster than he has already.

[poker_dummy101]