I talked to females tonight

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  • jellobiafra
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 03-08-09
    • 6291

    #1
    I talked to females tonight
    It was great. Do you guys remember what that's like? I got shot down by some of the finest bitches on the east coast. I came really, reallly.....really close to getting the number of the finest bitch in the bar. She was all about Norfolk. I'm Virginia Beach. Two worlds collided. She was making me work for her number. I made her laugh.... a couple times. I was actually throwing the best game I've probably ever slung. I bought her and her 4 friends a shot of espresso vodka. That's pimp juice if you dont know. She was breakin down....I was breakin her down...I'm tellin you boys she was the hottest chick on the block. Next thing I know I turn to talk to my boy and another friend we saw out. I look back 30 seconds later and she and her freeloading friends are all heading towards the door. Oh well.
  • Shortstop
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 01-02-09
    • 27281

    #2
    This thread is worthy of a point. Good work jello!
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    • Intuitive_Edge
      SBR MVP
      • 07-22-09
      • 1644

      #3
      reminded me of the forcefeed guy and his stories
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      • Nickelicious
        SBR MVP
        • 05-21-09
        • 2647

        #4
        Ditto, Shortstop. I've been there and done that so many times in my life I can't count them on the Nicky Santoro 1 to 1,000 scale.
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        • The HG
          SBR MVP
          • 11-01-06
          • 3566

          #5
          jellobiafra -


          CONGRATULATIONS! That is awesome. Were you scared? What was it like? How did you manage to do it! AWESOME!
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          • Nickelicious
            SBR MVP
            • 05-21-09
            • 2647

            #6
            Originally posted by The HG
            jellobiafra -


            CONGRATULATIONS! That is awesome. Were you scared? What was it like? How did you manage to do it! AWESOME!
            It's called being a man, HG.
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            • jellobiafra
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 03-08-09
              • 6291

              #7
              Thanks guys. Pimpin ain't easy. But it's necessary.


              I don't really know that that means. I've never been anything close to a pimp.
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              • Nickelicious
                SBR MVP
                • 05-21-09
                • 2647

                #8
                Thanks HG. We might have a common thread after all, however tenuous it might seem....
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                • ijustwant2bpaid
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-11-08
                  • 3706

                  #9
                  nice work guy, make this a regular thing and your pussy ratio will severly increase, i love hearing about guys that normally dont pimp bitches to finally get it and start laying the mack hand down...way to go pal, now get drunk and do it a few more times this week and u will be banging these notch whores in no time!!!
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                  • jellobiafra
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 03-08-09
                    • 6291

                    #10
                    Oh paid.... trust me. I had my day. I had my day. Went through a rough breakup about 2 years ago though. Still ain't right man.

                    But thanks for the encouragement.


                    I've been thinking about blazing this place, but you few fukers have made my drunk ass night. Good to have people to to talk to. This is honestly better than having friends. For real. I said it. Better. I tried to talk to my friends earlier and they just acted like they couldn't understand the words that were comin out my mouth. It was English...bitches.
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                    • ijustwant2bpaid
                      Restricted User
                      • 11-11-08
                      • 3706

                      #11
                      same happened to me , went through a break up, sarted pimping the world, and now im damn near married to a blond notch, i like to look but i love my girl and she would slap the fukk out me if i cheated on her! but looking is not c..heating
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