Stumbleddd in pukjing, wife wont fucj me

[paco]

she said i ptomised i skow down drinkin

[wtf]

at least you can still type properly

[Nickelicious]

We have reached a new pinnacle of SBR posting. I am very impressed, paco.

[Bread]

Christ man shake it off. You're Paco godammit! Remember that!

[paco]

Ipnone, i am si trrashed from the strropclub, figitred i post since in not goinna hit it

[AMBlai01]

wait.....the most shocking thing about all this is that you havea wife....

[ijustwant2bpaid]

[fsugolf]

tell her you bought that purse already, guaranteed to be inbetween them thighs

gogogogogo paco

[wtf]

pinnacle? i think you mean nadir

[paco]

wait.....the most shocking thing about all this is that you havea wife....

I lokvre her, anf she loves me, got maerried at age 22. Going 4 years strong. But i usualy hhgve a fvvckup ljkje this evdry once awsile

[Nickelicious]

Here we go for 50 fun posts. Bet anyone 10 points that it hits 50 before noon ET tomorrow.

[paco]

tell her you bought that purse already, guaranteed to be inbetween them thighs

gogogogogo paco

She slkrdey got her purse from my 2k yanks ber. She no prob
my gamv
b, she prob my drinkingg

[Shortstop]

Paco, do you need an SBR points loan?

[Nickelicious]

She slkrdey got her purse from my 2k yanks ber. She no prob
my gamv
b, she prob my drinkingg

I'll bet she does. You should cut down a bit, Paco.

[paco]

Paco, do you need an SBR points loan?

Can i buy 5tgh og henneddsy with it?

[Nickelicious]

Can i buy 5tgh og henneddsy with it?

Not in most states. But consult with your local liquor license bureau to be sure.

[paco]

she sao mad. I csnt even get hsndjob!!me fked up tongjit

[wtf]

DIY paco

[Nickelicious]

I've been a lot drunker than you have ever been, paco, and I could still manage a keyboard if I watched what the hell I was typing and did a lot of backspacing (kinda like I'm doing now).

[ijustwant2bpaid]

ive been in ur boat 100 times paco, wait till tomorrow, buy her that purse and ur money, believe u me..

[paco]

Me die wdft? Y?

[Intuitive_Edge]

I lokvre her, anf she loves me, got maerried at age 22.

That was a huge mistake. Married at 22 ? You're brave my friend

[paco]

That was a huge mistake. Married at 22 ? You're brave my friend

No midstake mt fridnd, best decision i mnade, no oither girl can hsandle my shit. She is my lkve my ride or did chik

[Nickelicious]

Trust me, some other girl can handle your shit. Lotta fish in the pond, my young friend.

[Intuitive_Edge]

no oither girl can hsandle my shit.

[paco]

Goidnight sbr, im jusy gonna rub my cock on her treasure n me sure she cjange her mind, love u guys c tomorroe

[ijustwant2bpaid]

, good luck guy, get that pussy my friend...

[Nickelicious]

Wow, I hope he wakes up before noon so we can find out how the story ends.... Hopefully her treasure paid off for him.

[Intuitive_Edge]

Goidnight sbr, im jusy gonna rub my cock on her treasure n me sure she cjange her mind, love u guys c tomorroe

[fsugolf]

this thread had potential, but he left

[Shortstop]

Ferris, check out your ratio of points to posts.

You're killing it bro.

[Nickelicious]

Yeah, I'll have to retract my point offer from earlier in this thread. I never expected a drunk to fall asleep with his thingy rubbing against his treasure....

[Shortstop]

Nickel, what's the meaning behind your avatar?

[Nickelicious]

Nickel, what's the meaning behind your avatar?

It's the cover from an underground comic book from the '70s. I have a very nice collection of them, worth about 50k.

[Shortstop]

Wow! 50K! That's awesome. Do you ever plan on selling them if the price is right?