I was at the gym doing my 800lbs deadlifts for reps and i get a call from some hot ass model bitch begging me to go out with her. So i decided to go since i havent gotten any pussy in a couple hours and i dont do anything thats less than 100% perfect. So I jump in my turbo maserati and hit the road looking all gangsterous with my Luis Vitton sunglasses and $400 Ed Hardy shirt. So i park my Porsche in the VIP and meet up with her at the stripclub with two of her friends and we were taking shots of Patron gettin twisted as fvck when all of a sudden a belly dancer comes out and keeps staring at me. So everyone sees she is staring me down and wants me but im humble as fvck so i stay in my seat. All of a sudden a spot light shines down on me and one on her but i still sat down with my sunglasses on and my hood up, smokin on a cig with my head down looking gangsterous and humble as fvck. Everyone starts cheering me on, so i finally get up and she immediately puts her cloth around my neck and grinds all over my jock.So then i slowly take off my shirt with my tattoos looking so hood and my skin glistening with my pecs,bi's and tri's looking swolled and shredded as fvck. Then she starts putting my hand down her skirt when the fag bouncer comes in and breaks it up. Everyone sees this and starts booing and i get pissed and punch a dinner table breaking it right in half, light up a cig, get in my quad-turbo Bugatti, blast some gangster shit and peel the fvck out looking gangster and badder than fvck.
And thats as hood as it gets bruh, and thats as real as it gets. ~Humble.
And thats as hood as it gets bruh, and thats as real as it gets. ~Humble.
