Would like to challenge Bill Dozer to a rapping contest

[Bread]

We can play for points, money, carrot casserole. I don't really care.

Balls in your court. Bring your skills.

[flyingillini]

Lets see this! Pecos Bill will beat box

[Bread]

My daddy got a pitbull too!

[Bill Dozer]

Dublin, Ohio Beatbox champion 1988 and 92. I don't pick on civilians. Sorry Bread. You just got served

[tacomax]

Bill Dozer is both dope and fly - you don't stand a chance, Bread.

[Bread]

Dublin, Ohio Beatbox champion 1988 and 92. I don't pick on civilians. Sorry Bread. You just got served

Who is feeding you your material?
Whitey?

You better come correct or don't come at all.

I'm not afraid to smack around the SBR brass here.

I'm like the grown men of Hermans.

[flyingillini]

[JoshW]

Bill came up in the Yo Mamma leagues and then got rhythm later in life. Perfect combination for battle raps.

[rake922]

[Bread]

This is too easy
I could win this sober
This is beneath me
Damn you Bill Dozer

Ambiguously gay
But hey, what can I say?
At least Roguey Scholar
Pays top dollar

You're in denial like Herman
in your boots you're squirming
I'm teaching, you're learnin
My bridges I'm burnin


I got plenty more where this came from. Award me 50 points right now and admit defeat!

[rake922]

Bread when I see this thread I keep thinking it's about a rough sex contest.... anybody else keep seeing this and thinking it's forcing people to have sex

[Bill Dozer]

Bill came up in the Yo Mamma leagues and then got rhythm later in life. Perfect combination for battle raps.

I have White Men can't Jump on VHS...but I can't compete with Bread. He didn't say anything about freestylin.

[Bread]

You can collaborate with Whitey and Vegas Dave if you think it will help your chances, Bill. I'm OK with that handicap.

[jjgold]

Bread your afraid of the camera

[tacomax]

This is too easy
I could win this sober
This is beneath me
Damn you Bill Dozer

Ambiguously gay
But hey, what can I say?
At least Roguey Scholar
Pays top dollar

You're in denial like Herman
in your boots you're squirming
I'm teaching, you're learnin
My bridges I'm burnin


I got plenty more where this came from. Award me 50 points right now and admit defeat!

Bread's rhymes and records they don't get played
Because his records and rhymes they don't get made
And if you rap like Bread you don't get paid
And if you roll like Bread you don't get laid

[Bread]

Taco this challenge for you but I've always considered myself as one to listen to the little people as well.


Listen up
Fukking Taco
I'll beat you like a dog
Like my name was Paco

Even tho you're British
I'll play you like a toy
I'll destroy you in Yiddish
Taco shtuken nisht oy oy!

[TPowell]

Taco wins

[Bread]

Any opportunity for a 2 word response Tpow. Happy to help you in your mission.

[TPowell]

how about Taco's rap was clearly better than yours? Does that help some?

[diogee]

Bread is almost as white as me...he loses by default.

[Bread]

Tpow give me a winner. Not a laughing guy.

[TPowell]

a winner?

[Bread]

Yea. A winner you nimwit. My God what has happened to you? You're blinded.

[TPowell]

take the 49'ers

[diogee]

take the 49'ers

Go time! N I N E R S

Only pre-season game I look forward to each year.

[head_strong]

I’m the king of this rap thing but I’m not in the mood for hurting feelings
Besides that I got no more room for victims already got bodies stacked to the ceiling

[TPowell]

nice try guy

[head_strong]

Step aside Powell.....Bread is the defending champion.....I want that crown

[Bread]

tpowell has declared me old and stale. The new king of useless posting hath spoken.

[TPowell]

champion of what haha?

[TPowell]

you did get "King" right

[head_strong]

.....before any feelings got hurt.....

[Bread]

<--- WTF IS THAT YOU DIPSHIT?!?!

now you're just doing it for fun. You're like the heel in wrestling. You're reveling in it.

I get it. Nice try guy.

[TPowell]

who are you talking about?

[Bread]

Hume Cronyn