You get invited to a Unplugged Wedding during Football season, what do you do

[SBR Tony]

Ceremony & Reception included

Wedding is from 1pm to 7pm east coast

close friend or relative

what do you do?

[carolinakid]

GO, what to think about if they one or both are your friends.there will be game when you get back, if you to think about it, you need to stop gambling, you have a major problem

[KVB]

At least you know what to get them for their wedding gift.

Once married, they'll probably be cool with plugs...

Do they like fur?

[KVB]

This one inflates, I bet they'll both like this one...

[KVB]

[SBR Tony]

GO, what to think about if they one or both are your friends.there will be game when you get back, if you to think about it, you need to stop gambling, you have a major problem

major problems?

yes the major problem is someone setting up an unplugged wedding on Sunday football

[carolinakid]

when you start to put gambling here above the normal thing to do, you got a major problem

[SBR Tony]

when you start to put gambling here above the normal thing to do, you got a major problem

better yet, ck when are you turning Pro?

[carolinakid]

Tony it the same when a couple set up a wedding on a holiday like let say the 4th of july, do you go on your vacation plans or change them to go to a special event like a wedding of someone that maybe you are good friends with. let me put the question to you Tony WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

[hubie69]

This one inflates, I bet they'll both like this one...

I believe the industry term for this item is a "JJGold"

[DrunkHorseplayer]

Fukk the wedding.

[KVB]

I believe the industry term for this item is a "JJGold"

[KVB]

major problems?

yes the major problem is someone setting up an unplugged wedding on Sunday football

They scheduled an unplugged wedding during NFL games?

They deserve butt plugs for a gift.

Giant black ones even...

[carolinakid]

KVB i think Serena Williams had this model for her, since she is such a asshole it big and fat and endorsed by serena williams

[KVB]

Fukk the wedding.

No, fuk at thet wedding.

Go to the wedding, find a bridesmaid, then bang her from head to toe.

I mean, if you can't watch football then you might as well.

Right?

[KVB]

KVB i think Serena Williams had this model for her, since she is such a asshole

Yes, it's likely only available to prestigious athletes.

[gauchojake]

fade all weddings

send a gift

covid - easy excuse

[KVB]

fade all weddings

send a gift

covid - easy excuse

True, covid is an easy excuse and there are plenty of gift ideas in this thread alone.

[INVEGA MAN]

I faked being sick and sent my wife and her sister. I got well as soon a they left. Wediings are boring!!

[pologq]

No, fuk at thet wedding.

Go to the wedding, find a bridesmaid, then bang her from head to toe.

I mean, if you can't watch football then you might as well.

Right?

this. there is always at least one slutty bridesmaid looking for dick.

[SBR Tony]

Tony it the same when a couple set up a wedding on a holiday like let say the 4th of july, do you go on your vacation plans or change them to go to a special event like a wedding of someone that maybe you are good friends with. let me put the question to you Tony WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

as long as it's not during Football season, I'm there

[KVB]

Tony what do you think about butt plugs as a wedding gift?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

[carolinakid]

Maybe yrs ago i would say watch sports, but not today, too many people let sports rule the way they live day to day.sure i love sports too, but i know when to put them on the side.that why i tell people the superbowl is just a another game, so many people go crazy with all the bets they make on this one game. it will be another game the next day.....if a big game let say coming up and i have plan to travel, i will travel again there will be games the next day....

[unde0087]

You go get laid, that is what you do

[SBR Tony]

Tony what do you think about butt plugs as a wedding gift?

WHAT WOULD YOU DO BE HONEST WITH YOUR ANSWER PLEASE

BUTT, if CK was getting married during football season, guess i would give him a gift

[carolinakid]

^enjoy your football Tony

[d2bets]

Is it outdoors?
If it's indoors, there's your answer. While you're at it, go ahead and chastise them for risking lives.

[SBR Tony]

one is outdoors
ceremony outside, reception in a huge tent that holds 300 people, but only 150 invited
6 people at a table that normally fits 10

the other one is scheduled for Nov.8th, indoors

[capitalist pig]

I’ve got a much worse wedding situation than that. A 30 year good friend is getting married next spring at Graceland, yea the Elvis place, but I live in Florida like him, then the reception is at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, I’d probably tell him sorry can’t make it but my wife is dead set on going.

So now I’m gonna have to spring for round trip airfare a couple nights at the Peabody Hotel and a fukin gift. Who and why does shit like that, has a wedding 500 miles away.

[carolinakid]

on the plus side, airlines has some good deals going today.....

[TheMetsSuck]

I have Hulu live on my phone. If was a good game in the final few minutes mb I’ll take a quick extended bathroom break and watch but ck is spot on here.

[pologq]

I’ve got a much worse wedding situation than that. A 30 year good friend is getting married next spring at Graceland, yea the Elvis place, but I live in Florida like him, then the reception is at the Peabody Hotel in Memphis, I’d probably tell him sorry can’t make it but my wife is dead set on going.

So now I’m gonna have to spring for round trip airfare a couple nights at the Peabody Hotel and a fukin gift. Who and why does shit like that, has a wedding 500 miles away.

i could never do that in good conscience. if i choose to have a destination wedding and am inviting you i better be able to afford your plane and hotel.

[Slowbalt]

It depends what kind of bettor you are and how you bet and what betting is to your income etc.

[jjgold]

weddings are easiest way to get Covid now

[stevek173]

Coach I would be honored to be in your wedding man