OT - Matty Rain misses Vegas :( (Days 11-12 of Matty's Vacation)

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  • Matt Rain
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    • 02-13-07
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    #1
    OT - Matty Rain misses Vegas :( (Days 11-12 of Matty's Vacation)
    *Arrive in SF on Tuesday around 4pm. The city is intimidatingly pretty. Busy Old World feel, there's obviously big money here.

    *First mission is to go across the Golden Gate to see if it's even possible to throw onthewhat's Habs t-shirt down below.

    *It is.

    *Now, the thick fog that was covering Cambria a couple days earlier is back with a vengeance - can't see shit on either side of the bridge. This is rather underwhelming after seeing so many picturesque shots of it.

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    *In-dash temp sensor says 56 - I'm still wearing shorts and flip-flops since it was about 80 in Monterey that morning. Ugh! It's hotter than that back home in Montreal!

    *After crossing the bridge, my GPS craps out and I get lost in the most beautiful little marina town ever, Sausalito. Weather is perfectly clear there for some reason - wall of fog is restricted to the big city.

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    *Back to SF, my hotel (Cathedral Hill Hotel) is a dump located in a bad part of town. That'll teach me shopping prices instead of locations. Guy working the counter is over retirement age and his suit looks like it followed him throughout his career. He could be from any era, most likely 1930's, like the rest of the building. Signs on the wall use a typeface that also points to the Art Deco period.

    *Rooms haven't been redecorated since I was born 30 years ago, that's for sure. There are ghosts in this place.

    *To add insult to injury, counter guy tells me that parking is an extra $20 a day... I don't mind paying, but why not tell me beforehand? I then find out that Internet access is an extra $10 a day... that's customary and understandable in Vegas, where they don't want you to stay in your room and play on the Internets, but everywhere else had been free up to now.

    *I am NOT a happy camper.

    *On Wednesday, Giants-Dodgers game at AT&T park. Stadium is great. Atmosphere is great. Nice civilized rivalry between LA and SF - it's sort of rowdy, but a playful kind of rowdy. I keep watching for fights to erupt in the crowd, to no avail. There would've been half-a-dozen at a Habs-Bruins or Habs-Leafs game.

    *I'm sitting next to a couple of very friendly lesbians from Sacramento who are die-hard Dodgers fans. I tell them that smitch wouldn't approve. They shrug.

    *After the game, stop in a liquor store on 3rd street. Pick up a bottle of 2003 Fladgate - no price on it, but from memory, this is a sub-$30 affair in Montreal (wine.com later says $20). Clerk looks all over the bottle, can't find a price, so he taps something at random on the cashier - $69.

    Me - Uh sorry, but it can't be $69, that's a basic Fladgate.
    Him - It can't be $69?

    He substracts $69 to reset the cashier, then he types a new price. $69.

    Him - It is $69.
    Me - (pause) Fine, bye.

    WTH was that? Did I get the tourist special cause I had a camera around the neck?

    *I really miss the free Vegas booze, the dry and hot weather and the real-life sportsbooks. After visiting the SF MOMA today and Alcatraz with RogueScholar tomorrow, am going back to Vegas as fast as I can. **** this wet, overpriced mess.
  • flyingillini
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    • 12-06-06
    • 41219

    #2
    You aren't walking around CA with a camera around your neck, are you? Didn't Blitty teach you?
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    • onthewhat
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      • 05-14-08
      • 15411

      #3
      Bastard
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      • blittydeuce
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        • 06-11-08
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        #4
        What time do you meet (bend over to) Roguescholar?

        Are you still going to Lake Tahoe? I highly recommend it.
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        • Matt Rain
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          • 02-13-07
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          #5
          Originally posted by flyingillini
          You aren't walking around CA with a camera around your neck, are you? Didn't Blitty teach you?
          It gets plenty of stares, but I'm big enough that bums don't try anything. I wouldn't walk around in the middle of the night with it though.
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          • flyingillini
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            • 12-06-06
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            #6
            That's right Blitty, we forgot about the intercourse that is supposed to happen.
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            • blittydeuce
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              • 06-11-08
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              #7
              Originally posted by flyingillini
              You aren't walking around CA with a camera around your neck, are you? Didn't Blitty teach you?
              I made him put it in my backpack at the beach, never saw it around his neck.....
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              • Matt Rain
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                • 02-13-07
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                #8
                Originally posted by blittydeuce
                What time do you meet (bend over to) Roguescholar?

                Are you still going to Lake Tahoe? I highly recommend it.
                I'm not. Going back to Vegas as fast as I can, probably during the night of the 15th. Will re-visit there with my bro when we re-use his canceled flight ticket sometime in the next year.
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                • Matt Rain
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                  • 02-13-07
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                  #9
                  Will report in great detail about the butt sex, you guys won't be disappointed.

                  All I'm asking is for Scholar to be gentle.
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                  • flyingillini
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                    • 12-06-06
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                    #10
                    I would recommend to use a condom, RS doesn't like them but I feel it is the smart thing to do.
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                    • Willie Bee
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                      • 02-14-06
                      • 15726

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Matt Rain
                      WTH was that? Did I get the tourist special cause I had a camera around the neck?
                      They're so used to paying so much more than the vast majority of the rest of the country, they never even blink when they get bent over and poled on prices. When a bunch of Californians move into any other area of the country, they drive prices up astronomically and ruin it for the rest of us.

                      What does smitch have against lesbos?
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                      • smitch124
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                        • 05-19-08
                        • 12566

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                        What does smitch have against lesbos?
                        I like 'em mean...
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                        • AMBlai01
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                          • 09-16-08
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                          #13
                          Smitch had a run in with those lesbos once....he got pissed they wouldn't let him join in the fun.....
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                          • JoshW
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                            • 08-10-05
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                            #14
                            Sounds like you are running out of steam. Try caffine or coke.
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                            • Bread
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                              • 03-16-08
                              • 23726

                              #15
                              Him - It is $69.
                              Once again you miss out on someone subliminally hitting on you, and thus, slapping skins.
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                              • Matt Rain
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                                • 02-13-07
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                                #16
                                Bread! Ma boi! Have a lead with this tall German chick I met at the pizza-by-the-slice place near my hotel. Her English is incredibly tedious and she was with this other chick who didn't speak a word of English. They're here with a group and leaving tomorrow. She's got my number if she wants to go for a "walk around the area" or "drinks". There's no way she'll call, she's stuck with her group, but that's already quite the accomplishment for ol' Matty, I don't care what y'all be sayin'.



                                Europeans everywhere here. Actually got to speak French with an old French-from-France couple who was also flabberghasted by the price of everything in SF. Also drunks, they were after whisky.
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                                • Bread
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                                  • 03-16-08
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                                  #17
                                  Matty you are precious and a breath of fresh air. I'm gonna keep you around.
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                                  • Matt Rain
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                                    #18
                                    You sound like you're hitting on me Bread. That makes me nervous.

                                    I gotta go. Was nice talking to you.
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                                    • fsugolf
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                                      #19
                                      nice pictures
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                                      • RogueJuror
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                                        • 07-08-08
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                                        #20
                                        so you didn't throw the shirt?

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                                        • Matt Rain
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                                          #21
                                          Not yet Rogatien, need Scholar to act as the cameraman. We're gonna do this, before or after butt sex. Plans aren't all that clear yet.
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                                          • Teela
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                                            • 07-19-08
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                                            #22
                                            Matty, "boi" is gay terminology. I worry about you.
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                                            • Matt Rain
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                                              #23
                                              Teela, I'm in Frisco. I'm like a sponge, I absorb local vibes.
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                                              • Bread
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                                                • 03-16-08
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                                                #24
                                                Just remember beyond all else, to just have fun. That's the most important thing.
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                                                • RogueJuror
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                                                  • 07-08-08
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                                                  #25
                                                  matty if you throw the shirt you almost sealed potm

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                                                  • Matt Rain
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                                                    • 02-13-07
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                                                    #26
                                                    jjgold decides these things Rogatien. He's a complete idiot and he thinks disco is still all the rage. I'm not holding my breath.
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                                                    • kmarinouofm
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                                                      #27
                                                      matty if you are still in SF two places you have to go and are walking distance from each other are the Rogue Public House in North Beach http://www.rogue.com/ then go eat some amazing yet cheap italin food at step of rome http://www.stepsofrome.com/ make sure to go to the caffe.. not the Trattoria
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                                                      • Matt Rain
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                                                        #28
                                                        Originally posted by kmarinouofm
                                                        matty if you are still in SF two places you have to go and are walking distance from each other are the Rogue Public House in North Beach http://www.rogue.com/ then go eat some amazing yet cheap italin food at step of rome http://www.stepsofrome.com/ make sure to go to the caffe.. not the Trattoria
                                                        Thanks man! That's not too far from me. That cafe sounds like a good place to go should German chick call tonight.
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                                                        • Bread
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                                                          #29
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                                                          • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                                            • 11-11-08
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                                                            #30
                                                            damn i miss the bay, im going home not this weekend but next, i have never spent 69 bucks on a bottle of anything and i lived in the area for 26 years... tourists are crazy fukks, have fun with rs and make him wear a condom...
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                                                            • Matt Rain
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                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by ijustwant2bpaid
                                                              damn i miss the bay, im going home not this weekend but next, i have never spent 69 bucks on a bottle of anything and i lived in the area for 26 years... tourists are crazy fukks, have fun with rs and make him wear a condom...
                                                              Where did you buy your booze? It's crazy expensive around here in these ghetto liquor stores... I'm on Van Ness near Geary.
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                                                              • ijustwant2bpaid
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                                                                • 11-11-08
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                                                                #32
                                                                I lived in south s.f. and the east bay area, i am guessing a little far from you, but it might be worth the taxi I guess, either way have fun....
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                                                                • Matt Rain
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  Originally posted by Bread
                                                                  What's the message here? I should trap German chick the same way? Help me man.
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                                                                  • smitch124
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                                                                    • 05-19-08
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    There's a Bevmo on Geary and Stanyan, you can even check the prices before you go and order online as well.

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                                                                    • Matt Rain
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                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by smitch124
                                                                      There's a Bevmo on Geary and Stanyan, you can even check the prices before you go and order online as well.

                                                                      www.bevmo.com
                                                                      Dude! You rock. That $14.99 bottle of Ouzo is mine.
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