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  • konck
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 10-17-06
    • 12554

    #1
    Pedro ....The Story read for a pt!!!!!!!
    This happened about 5 months in a far away place called Manoguayabo

    Man: Hi arent you Pedro?

    Pedro: Yep thats me ...don't I know you?

    Man: nah....names Jose dont you pitch.

    Pedro: Yes thats the love of my life but to many injuries and wear an tear I'm done now back home here in Manoguayabo.

    Jose; Yeah you were the greastest I know... you can be good again if you want to be.

    Pedro: Well no one wants me I could hardly hit 85 last year with my fast ball, it got so bad The Nats, Rangers and Angels all turned me down. The Mets went out an got some cheap stains in my place one of them is crazy you know a real nut job Livan something.

    Jose: Listen i got this stuff .....its not steriods its different...but take it you get stronger you'll be pitching again in no time it's HGH.

    Pedro: Oh no I wouldnt ruin my name like that ....all those guys getting caught you know.

    Jose: Nah no chance of that here this stuff you can't detect it's good but the only thing is you gotta work out a little hard it doesnt create the rage to work out like the roids.

    Pedro: NOO SHEEEEEEET that sounds good will you show me how to use it so I can get back in the game.

    Jose : Yeah no problem I showed a lot of guys how to use it It helped all of them.

    Pedro: Oh man to be back in baseball I would do anything ...I love that game. You sure they cant tell.

    Jose: look man im an expert trust me.

    Pedro: You a Doctor?

    Jose: Hell no I was boxing a little but now I write books.

    Pedro: Oh great you know baseballs been berry berry good to me I want to give back.

    Jose: Yeah sure we got it all right here my man

    Pedro: You got some muscle you show me how to get them

    Jose: Nah ill just give you this stuff, use it work out you'll be strong again. Then maybe I'll write about you ok.

    Pedro: Sure thing my friend.....hey I never got your last name

    Jose: oh its canseco..

    Pedro : Hmmmm I swear I know you but what ever thanks man ....look for me on the hill in about august. I'll give you the 1st ball I pitch.

    Jose: That's ok Good luck to you ....like I said I may put you in my next book Cya
    Pedro:BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Pedros return will shock some of you doubters thinking he is done. HGH will make him good again this year and next. He will get a contract for 7 mill next year. You don't go from a struggling 84 mph fast ball to 90/92 in 6 months because of rest. I'm a Mets fan always loved Pedro I dont care how he gets back he is BERRY BERRY GOOD FOR DA GAME

    This happened about 5 months in a far away place called Manoguayabo

    Man: Hi arent you Pedro?

    Pedro: Yep thats me ...don't I know you?

    Man: nah....names Jose dont you pitch.

    Pedro: Yes thats the love of my life but to many injuries and wear an tear I'm done now back home here in Manoguayabo.

    Jose; Yeah you were the greastest I know... you can be good again if you want to be.

    Pedro: Well no one wants me I could hardly hit 85 last year with my fast ball, it got so bad The Nats, Rangers and Angels all turned me down. The Mets went out an got some cheap stains in my place one of them is crazy you know a real nut job Livan something.

    Jose: Listen i got this stuff .....its not steriods its different...but take it you get stronger you'll be pitching again in no time it's HGH.

    Pedro: Oh no I wouldnt ruin my name like that ....all those guys getting caught you know.

    Jose: Nah no chance of that here this stuff you can't detect it's good but the only thing is you gotta work out a little hard it doesnt create the rage to work out like the roids.

    Pedro: NOO SHEEEEEEET that sounds good will you show me how to use it so I can get back in the game.

    Jose : Yeah no problem I showed a lot of guys how to use it It helped all of them.

    Pedro: Oh man to be back in baseball I would do anything ...I love that game. You sure they cant tell.

    Jose: look man im an expert trust me.

    Pedro: You a Doctor?

    Jose: Hell no I was boxing a little but now I write books.

    Pedro: Oh great you know baseballs been berry berry good to me I want to give back.

    Jose: Yeah sure we got it all right here my man

    Pedro: You got some muscle you show me how to get them

    Jose: Nah ill just give you this stuff, use it work out you'll be strong again. Then maybe I'll write about you ok.

    Pedro: Sure thing my friend.....hey I never got your last name

    Jose: oh its canseco..

    Pedro : Hmmmm I swear I know you but what ever thanks man ....look for me on the hill in about august. I'll give you the 1st ball I pitch.

    Jose: That's ok Good luck to you ....like I said I may put you in my next book Cya
    Pedro:BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

    Pedros return will shock some of you doubters thinking he is done. HGH will make him good again this year and next. He will get a contract for 7 mill next year. You don't go from a struggling 84 mph fast ball to 90/92 in 6 months because of rest. I'm a Mets fan always loved Pedro I dont care how he gets back he is BERRY BERRY GOOD FOR DA GAME
  • rake922
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    • 12-23-07
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    • Iwinyourmoney
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      • 04-18-07
      • 18368

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      • oiler
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-06-09
        • 6585

        #4
        Originally posted by konck
        This happened about 5 months in a far away place called Manoguayabo

        Man: Hi arent you Pedro?

        Pedro: Yep thats me ...don't I know you?

        Man: nah....names Jose dont you pitch.

        Pedro: Yes thats the love of my life but to many injuries and wear an tear I'm done now back home here in Manoguayabo.

        Jose; Yeah you were the greastest I know... you can be good again if you want to be.

        Pedro: Well no one wants me I could hardly hit 85 last year with my fast ball, it got so bad The Nats, Rangers and Angels all turned me down. The Mets went out an got some cheap stains in my place one of them is crazy you know a real nut job Livan something.

        Jose: Listen i got this stuff .....its not steriods its different...but take it you get stronger you'll be pitching again in no time it's HGH.

        Pedro: Oh no I wouldnt ruin my name like that ....all those guys getting caught you know.

        Jose: Nah no chance of that here this stuff you can't detect it's good but the only thing is you gotta work out a little hard it doesnt create the rage to work out like the roids.

        Pedro: NOO SHEEEEEEET that sounds good will you show me how to use it so I can get back in the game.

        Jose : Yeah no problem I showed a lot of guys how to use it It helped all of them.

        Pedro: Oh man to be back in baseball I would do anything ...I love that game. You sure they cant tell.

        Jose: look man im an expert trust me.

        Pedro: You a Doctor?

        Jose: Hell no I was boxing a little but now I write books.

        Pedro: Oh great you know baseballs been berry berry good to me I want to give back.

        Jose: Yeah sure we got it all right here my man

        Pedro: You got some muscle you show me how to get them

        Jose: Nah ill just give you this stuff, use it work out you'll be strong again. Then maybe I'll write about you ok.

        Pedro: Sure thing my friend.....hey I never got your last name

        Jose: oh its canseco..

        Pedro : Hmmmm I swear I know you but what ever thanks man ....look for me on the hill in about august. I'll give you the 1st ball I pitch.

        Jose: That's ok Good luck to you ....like I said I may put you in my next book Cya
        Pedro:BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

        Pedros return will shock some of you doubters thinking he is done. HGH will make him good again this year and next. He will get a contract for 7 mill next year. You don't go from a struggling 84 mph fast ball to 90/92 in 6 months because of rest. I'm a Mets fan always loved Pedro I dont care how he gets back he is BERRY BERRY GOOD FOR DA GAME

        This happened about 5 months in a far away place called Manoguayabo

        Man: Hi arent you Pedro?

        Pedro: Yep thats me ...don't I know you?

        Man: nah....names Jose dont you pitch.

        Pedro: Yes thats the love of my life but to many injuries and wear an tear I'm done now back home here in Manoguayabo.

        Jose; Yeah you were the greastest I know... you can be good again if you want to be.

        Pedro: Well no one wants me I could hardly hit 85 last year with my fast ball, it got so bad The Nats, Rangers and Angels all turned me down. The Mets went out an got some cheap stains in my place one of them is crazy you know a real nut job Livan something.

        Jose: Listen i got this stuff .....its not steriods its different...but take it you get stronger you'll be pitching again in no time it's HGH.

        Pedro: Oh no I wouldnt ruin my name like that ....all those guys getting caught you know.

        Jose: Nah no chance of that here this stuff you can't detect it's good but the only thing is you gotta work out a little hard it doesnt create the rage to work out like the roids.

        Pedro: NOO SHEEEEEEET that sounds good will you show me how to use it so I can get back in the game.

        Jose : Yeah no problem I showed a lot of guys how to use it It helped all of them.

        Pedro: Oh man to be back in baseball I would do anything ...I love that game. You sure they cant tell.

        Jose: look man im an expert trust me.

        Pedro: You a Doctor?

        Jose: Hell no I was boxing a little but now I write books.

        Pedro: Oh great you know baseballs been berry berry good to me I want to give back.

        Jose: Yeah sure we got it all right here my man

        Pedro: You got some muscle you show me how to get them

        Jose: Nah ill just give you this stuff, use it work out you'll be strong again. Then maybe I'll write about you ok.

        Pedro: Sure thing my friend.....hey I never got your last name

        Jose: oh its canseco..

        Pedro : Hmmmm I swear I know you but what ever thanks man ....look for me on the hill in about august. I'll give you the 1st ball I pitch.

        Jose: That's ok Good luck to you ....like I said I may put you in my next book Cya
        Pedro:BASEBALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL

        Pedros return will shock some of you doubters thinking he is done. HGH will make him good again this year and next. He will get a contract for 7 mill next year. You don't go from a struggling 84 mph fast ball to 90/92 in 6 months because of rest. I'm a Mets fan always loved Pedro I dont care how he gets back he is BERRY BERRY GOOD FOR DA GAME
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        • Chi_archie
          SBR Aristocracy
          • 07-22-08
          • 63172

          #5
          I don't think Pedro will do well over-all... might do okay tonight with the extra adrenaline and wanting to prove everyone wrong.... amphetamines would give him 3-5 mph's instantly and easier to avoid testing positive though
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