The OFFICIAL pimike auction thread

[tacomax]

As we should all know by now, the world is going to end on October 21, 2011 because pimike said that Harold Camping on Family Radio told him. Harold Camping also predicted the world would end in 1994 but hey, everyone makes mistakes - that's why they have erasers on the end of pencils. Oddly enough, the bible says that no-one but god knows when the world will end so either Harold Camping is god or he's pretty fukkin' sharp and has some major inside information.

No one knows about that day or hour, not even the angels in heaven, nor the Son, but only the Father.

Anyway, this is definitely going to happen but to all the people who think it won't then this thread is a chance for you to profit and win all of pimike's possessions. Money can be paid directly at the end of the auction and a legally binding contract will be drawn up to move ownership of pimike's possessions on October 22, 2011 if the world happens to be intact (which of course it won't be).

To get things rolling, pimike please give an indication of your current net worth including major value possessions so that people know what they're bidding on.

[pavyracer]

I will start the auction with $100 for all of pimike's possessions. No reserve price, right taco?

[pimike]

1994? was a guess more information has been learned. The book had a ?, the book also stated 2011 looks like a possible date.

So please quote things correctly.


Thanks

[tacomax]

I will start the auction with $100 for all of pimike's possessions. No reserve price, right taco?

No reserve whatsoever - every dollar is free money as far as pimike is concerned since he gets the money upfront for possessions which won't exist after October 21, 2011. However, you might want to clarify what possessions he has since there is a possibility that you are actually overpaying with your opening bid.

[fiveteamer]

$47.56 for one of his kids.

[pavyracer]

No reserve whatsoever - every dollar is free money as far as pimike is concerned since he gets the money upfront for possessions which won't exist after October 21, 2011. However, you might want to clarify what possessions he has since there is a possibility that you are actually overpaying with your opening bid.

I'm only interested in his firearms since he won't need them in heaven.

[Willie Bee]

Any pistols or other firearms on the list? Is it a total estate auction or will it be done piecemeal? I really want to buy AbeHonest a little gun for him to play with.

[tacomax]

1994? was a guess more information has been learned. The book had a ?, the book also stated 2011 looks like a possible date.

So please quote things correctly.


Thanks

OK, so 2011 is not just a guess then? Also, can you clarify my confusion over Matthew 24:36? How does Harold Camping KNOW the world is going to end in 2011 when the bible says that only god knows? Is the bible incorrect? Is Harold Camping god?

Hopefully you're currently detailing a list of your possessions which you can post on the thread - the sooner the auction finishes, the sooner you get your free money.

[RogueJuror]

$10 for the security guard belt.

[pimike]

OK, so 2011 is not just a guess then? Also, can you clarify my confusion over Matthew 24:36? How does Harold Camping KNOW the world is going to end in 2011 when the bible says that only god knows? Is the bible incorrect? Is Harold Camping god?

Hopefully you're currently detailing a list of your possessions which you can post on the thread - the sooner the auction finishes, the sooner you get your free money.

First off Taco, I was hestitate to answer any questions you may have do to you NOT SHOWING UP TO THE BASH.

However please read verses in context and in light of the rest of the Bible before you ever isolate a verse in order to make a doctrine. That text simply tells them at that time it was not for them to know!, why, well Christ explained why, it was because there task was to minster to the whole world then once that was completed the end would come. As a matter of fact that verse doesn't say you will never know the time..

As a matter of fact Jesus IS GOD, so do you honestly believe he has no clue on His own return?

[fiveteamer]

tacomax, yeah, wtf, that kind of makes sense now.

[sickler]

Got my eye on the glock, bullet-proof vest and billy club.

Find a way to get it to me through customs and retail price is yours.

[tacomax]

pimike, let's put the bible stuff to the side and concentrate on this asset liquidation project. You should be thanking me - you're getting money today for things that won't exist on 22 October 2011.

[tacomax]

People - please - you can't pick and choose the assets you want. You bid on the lot or you bid on nothing. In the unlikely event that ebay is running on October 22 2011, you can sell the individual items there. Or do a deal with Fishhead to use his local auction house.

[pimike]

pimike, let's put the bible stuff to the side and concentrate on this asset liquidation project. You should be thanking me - you're getting money today for things that won't exist on 22 October 2011.

You asked Taco

Look Scriptures clearly states occupy until He comes. Therefore this is all sillyness. I am required to go about my daily activities until the day He returns.


There will be no Auction. Now if anyone wants to give me a 1.5 Milllion I will sell both shops. Give me 2 mil I will sell house cars and all belongings.

[Bread]

How did Brock Landers KNOW that Cincy game would go Over?!????

Harold Camping told him so.

[Grandmaster B]

[pimike]

I will all I have. Any takers?