What's the worst thing you can ever remember saying to your boss?

[Reload]

I'm sure a lot of you out there have had some frustrations at jobs you have had. What's the worst thing you can remember saying to your boss? (Other than "I quit")

[flyingillini]

I remember when I was 16, had a part time job while in High School, Boss wanted me to wear a Christmas hat and it had a cross on it. I told him no way in hell would I ever wear anything with a cross.. We got into it and I told him "go **** jesus some more" never went back... I am very thankful that I am my own boss today and only have to listen to very few people that I see just once a year, that is State related.

[Reload]

I remember when I was 16, had a part time job while in High School, Boss wanted me to wear a Christmas hat and it had a cross on it. I told him no way in hell would I ever wear anything with a cross.. We got into it and I told him "go **** jesus some more" never went back... I am very thankful that I am my own boss today and only have to listen to very few people that I see just once a year, that is State related.

What kind of business was it, fly?

[armyoflovers]

i told my boss "fuk you ***** bitch" and kept my job.

[Bread]

You're not gonna ask me for half the cost of that abortion, are you? Cuz you know I don't make shit!

[pavyracer]

I told one of my bosses once: "If you don't stop me from drinking water I bet you I can piss on your desk for 9 min without stopping".

[dwaechte]

I think shitting on their desk when theyre not in their office is the best way to go out.

[dwaechte]

I told one of my bosses once: "If you don't stop me from drinking water I bet you I can piss on your desk for 9 min without stopping".

I wonder why that didnt make armys list.

[jjgold]

Told at least 20 boses to go fuk themselves

threatened to kill at least 5

2 put a fukkin gun to their head

[slimmdiggity]

I'm sure a lot of you out there have had some frustrations at jobs you have had. What's the worst thing you can remember saying to your boss? (Other than "I quit")

Lets see "I ****ed your wife last night" "Go **** your mother" "your wife is a whore" hell there is tons been working for him a long time lol.

[themajormt]

"Can I have next Friday off I need to study for a final?"

"No, you cant, and on your way back to the kitchen the womens bathroom over flowed you should go mop it up"

"How about I mop up the water with your stupid ****ing rug on your head you scum bag piece of shit Jew, I ****ing quit..."

[wtf]

i think we have a winner!

[themajormt]

[dwaechte]

i think we have a winner!

Thats a lock for post of the thread

[Jimmy0607]

WTf u beat me to it dude , i saw that thing yesterday and I couldnt stop laughing

[oiler]

I'm sure a lot of you out there have had some frustrations at jobs you have had. What's the worst thing you can remember saying to your boss? (Other than "I quit")

that i did his daughter without him knowing lol

[rake922]

On a Friday afternoon he asked me if I had plans for the weekend... I told him to mind his fuckin business and drop dead