IWYM: Not going to the bash

[Iwinyourmoney]

Well boys, this sucks.....but is good in a way, I am not bash bound. Luckily I paid for trip insurance in case this happened. But good news about not going to the bash is I am testing for my first police department. I have the physical/written test Aug 20th, then a panel interview 8/21. If my panel interview goes well and everything, then I have a lie detector test Monday morning at 8am. No way to squeeze a Vegas trip in there, talk about the worst dates.......but I gota do it, this is what Ive been working for. If I get the job Ill let u guys know where it is, but it's not in Illinois......thank god! Enjoy the bash guys, I know you will!

[flyingillini]

Another poster added to the list. Didn't you arrange the Pre Bash party? Good Luck Officer Jeff.

[onthewhat]

Congrats buddy

[AMBlai01]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH You a cop......unreal.

[Iwinyourmoney]

HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAH You a cop......unreal.

Thats what I went to college for

[SamsNCharge99]

Thats what I went to college for

HAHAHAHAHAHA you in college.....unreal

[MrMonkey]

No offense my friend, but from that avatar I ask will you pass the drug test without stopping at a CVS first?

[Iwinyourmoney]

No offense my friend, but from that avatar I ask will you pass the drug test without stopping at a CVS first?

lol seriously? I have only smoked weed 4 times in my life, never touched anything else

[RogueScholar]

Wasn't there talk of a 4 week ban for those who confirmed and then stiffed SBR for the room reservation? Will you be paying SBR back for the room, Jeff?

[Iwinyourmoney]

HAHAHAHAHAHA you in college.....unreal

ya I know its nuts.....and when you have a certification from UNLV and BoydGaming in management.......its even more crazy!!!!

[pavyracer]

Don't worry. There is no way he passes the lie detector test so he will never be a cop.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Wasn't there talk of a 4 week ban for those who confirmed and then stiffed SBR for the room reservation? Will you be paying SBR back for the room, Jeff?

No sir. Just an FYI hotels have a standard 24 hour room cancellation, even on groups of 10, 20, 50, 100, ect. Ive been on the hotel side of the casino industry. If necessary and they wont allow it (which will be unheard of), I will do so if requested.

[onthewhat]

You can cancel a room anywhere 2 weeks in advance with no charge

Especially some $19.99 a night room that SBR got at a group rate

[MrMonkey]

lol seriously? I have only smoked weed 4 times in my life, never touched anything else

Seriously that is good news! But are you still allowed to bet online as a cop?

[flyingillini]

Jeff, you let all of SBR down, especially the Pre Bash that you arranged for Thursday night. There are posters that are coming in on Thursday strictly for the Pre Bash party. Now what are these guys gonna do?

[losturmarbles]

lie detectors only work if you think they work.

to beat the lie detector, squeeze your anal sphincter muscle and hold it for 3 secs everytime you answer any question.

[flyingillini]

What are you going to tell the Sergeant at your Precinct when SBR posters send him the video of you and your friend microwaving a telephone. It is bad for the environment, also what about when Compakky sends all your posts to your Precinct.

[Richkas]

unreal

[Iwinyourmoney]

What are you going to tell the Sergeant at your Precinct when SBR posters send him the video of you and your friend microwaving a telephone. It is bad for the environment, also what about when Compakky sends all your posts to your Precinct.

good call. Maybe I wont tell you guys where it is even if I get the job

[BGS 9.5]

So it is down to about 5 guys, not counting paid staff???

LMAO, this has turned to complete ass

[flyingillini]

It won't be hard to track you down if you get the job. I hope you do and I hope you succeed. I am just saying there are people on SBR that will try to destroy your career. They will show your Sergeant that you admitted to smoking weed, all your late night lonely posts etc etc.

[Iwinyourmoney]

lol its easier to disappear then you think Illini, u should know this

[onthewhat]

GL IWYM...not sure what will be asked but if they ask if you have smoked marijuana on the polygraph say yes...

If you lie you will not get the job

If you are truthful, you can explain it and they may give you the job

[pavyracer]

Oh trust me if IWYM gives a DUI to someone and his lawyer finds out what IWYM was doing before he became a cop he will unearth everything in court to save his client.

[flyingillini]

lol its easier to disappear then you think Illini, u should know this

What does that mean? Is this something that will be made up? Not sure what that means. It is easy to disappear but there are scandalous people on SBR that have no lives that will do anything in their power to ruin you. I for one, hope you make it and have a great career in law enforcement. More power to you, clean some of the scum off the streets.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Thank you sir. Its easy to delete myspace friends and put your profile private, its easy to leave SBR forums, its easy to just not let people know where you are.

[onthewhat]

Oh trust me if IWYM gives a DUI to someone and his lawyer finds out what IWYM was doing before he became a cop he will unearth everything in court to save his client.

Not if he hasn't been convicted of anything...and if he has he will not become an officer

[pat venditto]

Iwinyourmoney has been broke for months. Sad to see someone with less money than me.

[flyingillini]

He looks like the kind of guy to wear an Affliction shirt, only certain kinds of people wear that stuff. Tell me it's not true.

[BestPlay2day]

Good luck IWYM on your tests and I hope you become a cop! Hope you keep posting here as you're one of the best posters and one of the few posters I always make sure to open their threads.

[flyingillini]

IWYM is a true pioneer of the solid poster. It would be a huge loss for his departure.

[diogee]

Best of luck on the testing Iwin.

[Iwinyourmoney]

Thanks folks. It pisses me off so much to miss the bash, I had a blast last yr and thought Id be there every single time.....but some things just have to come first.

[Iwinyourmoney]

He looks like the kind of guy to wear an Affliction shirt, only certain kinds of people wear that stuff. Tell me it's not true.

Actually yes....I am that kind, except I like Warrior International. I dont wear Ed Hardy, just Warrior International and Im sure Ill get some Afflication soon

[wtf]

iwin, you go start your career and do well, dont be a rebel, no future in that. when you arrest bread for loitering please provide adequate strawberry lubricant for the anal probe, its his favorite according to his myspace.