Did Blitty Kill Matty Rain?

[AMBlai01]

I know they were meeting up yesterday...Haven't heard from either of them yet. I think something bad happened. They are either in Jail and Matty Rain is being deported or one of them is dead....maybe both.

[Bread]

I'm pretty sure that they are standing at the exact spot where they first met yesterday with Blitty saying "huh?" for the one millionth time.

[RogueScholar]

Funny, when I saw this thread I said to myself "Nahhhhh, they're not dead, just probably in jail!" I can imagine Blitty sitting on the floor while Matty lays down on the bunk, using the toilet paper roll for a pillow.

"She sure didn't look like no cop, did she?!?!"

[AMBlai01]

I'm pretty sure that they are standing at the exact spot where they first met yesterday with Blitty saying "huh?" for the one millionth time.

I see what you did there....You implied that Blitty wasn't all that sharp of a guy.

[Bread]

I see what you did there....You implied that Blitty wasn't all that sharp of a guy.

Noooooo. You'll understand when you meet Matty Rain. I can't wait to party with him, but I'm seriously thinking about borrowing Plommer's whiteboard.

[AMBlai01]

Bread he is the secret to my plan of getting laid...he can sweet talk the ladies with that accent.....

[Matt Rain]

Assholes.

Blitty and my thick accent gave it a pretty good effort last night. Dude's smooth.

[AMBlai01]

Did you get laid matty? that is the real question.

[Bread]

Did Blitty try to touch you? He seems kinda loosey goosey freaky deaky.

[blittydeuce]

Matty and I went big last
night. The cougars love his accent.

[Matt Rain]

Did you get laid matty? that is the real question.

I did not. One very drunk and flirty girl was going back and forth between me and that guy she was obviously seeing (dude was all "whatever" about it), and then Blitty tried to set me up with quite the hot MILF, sort of a Cameron Diaz lookalike, who was obsessing over her age. She was all talk.

Couple of Craigslist girls he called never showed up either. Something about the late hour (it was 1:30) and blitty sounding young on the phone (these girls are apparently giving priority to older guys, who might not even ask for sex... )

Did Blitty try to touch you? He seems kinda loosey goosey freaky deaky.

He was pretty good keeping his hands to himself. He respected me.

[RogueScholar]

I'm glad you're taking care of that end of the extracurriculars, Blitty. Now I won't feel so bad when I take Matty to the Bench and Bar for some Oakland nightlife.

[Bread]

I'm glad you're taking care of that end of the extracurriculars, Blitty. Now I won't feel so bad when I take Matty to the Bench and Bar for some Oakland nightlife.

YES!!!

[Matt Rain]

What is that Scholar? Are we going MMA training?

(NO!)

[RogueScholar]

Bread, do you remember when we were first getting acquainted last year and you guessed that I liked Latin guys that look like Manu Ginobli? That place is where I find them! I can't say that I ever got me a Manu Ginobli, but last time I was there I got me a very satisfying facsimile of Marc Anthony (yummmmmmm). Matty's gonna love it, I just know! Nobody knows how to make out like a horny Latin man.

[Bread]

I've never wanted to be Spanish Bread more in my life than I do right now.

[AMBlai01]

Wow......things are going to get weird....

[Matt Rain]

Mommy!

[Matt Rain]

Jäger girls, drunken blitty, drunken Matty. Not sure what my mouth is trying to do.

[blittydeuce]

I see what you did there....You implied that Blitty wasn't all that sharp of a guy.

If Rogue is considered sharp, even though he won't go to the bash because he is embarrassed of stuttering/stammering problem and because some 20 year old kid won't let him 'put it in his butt'. Then I don't wanna be sharp.

[AMBlai01]

This thread makes me want to fly to the left coast and hang out....I hate you guys.

[RogueScholar]

If Rogue is considered sharp, even though he won't go to the bash because he is embarrassed of stuttering/stammering problem and because some 20 year old kid won't let him 'put it in his butt'. Then I don't wanna be sharp.

I don't think there's much to worry about with people calling you sharp, Blitty... Sharp people can usually finish college in under six years and without transferring three times.

[blittydeuce]

This thread makes me want to fly to the left coast and hang out....I hate you guys.

Matty came at the perfect time. it was overcast earlier this week, but there hasn't been a cloud in the sky the past couple days. Heading to the Pacific in a few-

[Nicky Santoro]

i swear i thought it was a pic of Mario Lopez.. i had to look twice to make sure..

[Matt Rain]

I gots sandals. They hurt.

[pavyracer]

Bread, do you remember when we were first getting acquainted last year and you guessed that I liked Latin guys that look like Manu Ginobli? That place is where I find them! I can't say that I ever got me a Manu Ginobli, but last time I was there I got me a very satisfying facsimile of Marc Anthony (yummmmmmm). Matty's gonna love it, I just know! Nobody knows how to make out like a horny Latin man.

What happened to your lust for blonde blue eyed Scandinavian men? I guess you like all flavors now.

[Sforz]

what going on in here....

[AMBlai01]

I gots sandals. They hurt.

You will get used to them after a couple days...embrace the sandels at the beach!

[Shark79]

I guess Blitty and Mattay are having a great time. Hope they enjoy the time ... we will see you in about 2 weeks!!

[Shark79]

i swear i thought it was a pic of Mario Lopez.. i had to look twice to make sure..

I would say more like this guy:

[Bread]

No? Just me?

[RogueScholar]

What happened to your lust for blonde blue eyed Scandinavian men? I guess you like all flavors now.

Actually Pavy, I'd forgotten all about making that comment. Honestly, I was just messing with you that night in chat. Somebody told me you were hot for me and I decided to play hard to get. I like all different types of guys, and there are certain Latino men, the kind with the really angular facial structure and more delicate upper body that really get my juices flowing. I'd do the Pool Boy in a pinch, but I think you're actually more handsome as yourself. Let's fool around sometime.

[pavyracer]

Actually Pavy, I'd forgotten all about making that comment. Honestly, I was just messing with you that night in chat. Somebody told me you were hot for me and I decided to play hard to get. I like all different types of guys, and there are certain Latino men, the kind with the really angular facial structure and more delicate upper body that really get my juices flowing. I'd do the Pool Boy in a pinch, but I think you're actually more handsome as yourself. Let's fool around sometime.

Yeah right..You kept saying the pool boy was not your type when the only reason I used him as my avatar was because he was a known homo. But I don't fool around with men. Homos can do whatever they want with other homos as long as they keep their hands off me.

[Matt Rain]

No? Just me?

Striking similarity, just striking!

[RogueJuror]

I gots sandals. They hurt.

Great thread

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