Disappointed with E-Harmony

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  • anthonydiamondLC
    SBR MVP
    • 11-02-08
    • 2296

    #1
    Disappointed with E-Harmony
    So I moved into a new town, didn't know anyone, and was looking for something to do. I sign up to E-Harmony where they make you go through these like 5 steps before your even allowed to talk to one of your "matches." Anyways its been like 2.5 weeks and this shit suck. Half these bitches end communication with me after I try and contact them. I'm very attractive and have a huge pecker. Whats wrong?
  • topgame85
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-30-08
    • 12325

    #2
    When they ask you what a good date would be and you tell them doing some in live betting and power posting could have something to do with it.... where'd you move to could just be bitches there are stuck up
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    • anthonydiamondLC
      SBR MVP
      • 11-02-08
      • 2296

      #3
      I'm in South Jersey like 5 minutes from philly. Bars here are very legit.
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      • G's pks
        Restricted User
        • 01-01-09
        • 22251

        #4
        [quote=anthonydiamondLC;2078940]So I moved into a new town, didn't know anyone, and was looking for something to do. I sign up to E-Harmony where they make you go through these like 5 steps before your even allowed to talk to one of your "matches." Anyways its been like 2.5 weeks and this shit suck. Half these bitches end communication with me after I try and contact them. I'm very attractive and have a huge pecker. Whats wrong?[/quote]

        contact JJ with this info...
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        • anthonydiamondLC
          SBR MVP
          • 11-02-08
          • 2296

          #5
          G, I need a solid wingman...maybe JJ is down?
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          • wtf
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 08-22-08
            • 12983

            #6
            jj will do MUCH More than be your wing man
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            • topgame85
              SBR Posting Legend
              • 03-30-08
              • 12325

              #7
              Don't tell them up front you have a huge pecker, mystery is the key, a chick rather not know and get hit with a JJ cock then to know the guy has a huge one before they let you in their pants, if they let you hit it they are going to think you now believe they are just a whore who loves to ride big dick and they want to be seen as ladies even if they really are just a whore
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              • wtf
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 08-22-08
                • 12983

                #8
                topgame is right

                those chicks on that site and not looking just to get laid, so be overly nice ( as much as it pains you) and avoid the dirty talk
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                • G's pks
                  Restricted User
                  • 01-01-09
                  • 22251

                  #9
                  Originally posted by anthonydiamondLC
                  G, I need a solid wingman...maybe JJ is down?

                  JJ could make a video for you!
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                  • G's pks
                    Restricted User
                    • 01-01-09
                    • 22251

                    #10
                    Originally posted by wtf
                    jj will do MUCH More than be your wing man


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                    • VegasDave
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 01-03-07
                      • 8056

                      #11
                      Wait, you are attractive and the bat scene is legit, but you are on EHarmony?
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                      • paco
                        SBR Aristocracy
                        • 05-07-09
                        • 62873

                        #12
                        Go to craigslist.com
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                        • anthonydiamondLC
                          SBR MVP
                          • 11-02-08
                          • 2296

                          #13
                          Originally posted by VegasDave
                          Wait, you are attractive and the bat scene is legit, but you are on EHarmony?
                          Yes, however when you know no one and go out to a bar by yourself its tough to do anything. So I was planning on finding some decent girls on E-harmony, then bring them to the bar, to then later get my dik wet.
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                          • anthonydiamondLC
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-02-08
                            • 2296

                            #14
                            btw people anyone looking for some early winners this afternoon bet the Mets +1.5 (-140) and the Mets over 4 (-105)
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                            • jjgold
                              SBR Aristocracy
                              • 07-20-05
                              • 388208

                              #15
                              Those sites are a waste of money and a tease
                              I just pay for sex

                              most of these girls are looking at your looks only.
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                              • AMBlai01
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 09-16-08
                                • 5882

                                #16
                                Eharmony sore subject for me...Verggie girl found love there though, ask her what the secret is...
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                                • flyingillini
                                  SBR Aristocracy
                                  • 12-06-06
                                  • 41222

                                  #17
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                                  המוסד‎
                                  המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                  • Willie Bee
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-14-06
                                    • 15726

                                    #18
                                    Go take a tiling or other similar class at Home Depot. Join a social group through a church. Get to know a few people at a bar and see if you can join up with their softball/soccer team. Pour your heart out to a female bartender, if she's not available she should have friends who are. Sign up to coach a youth league team, plenty of single moms looking for good-looking guys as you describe yourself. I could probably think of another dozen ways to meet ladies OTHER THAN posting you're lonely on a gambling forum.
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                                    • DwightShrute
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 01-17-09
                                      • 101341

                                      #19
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                                      • anthonydiamondLC
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 11-02-08
                                        • 2296

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Willie Bee
                                        Go take a tiling or other similar class at Home Depot. Join a social group through a church. Get to know a few people at a bar and see if you can join up with their softball/soccer team. Pour your heart out to a female bartender, if she's not available she should have friends who are. Sign up to coach a youth league team, plenty of single moms looking for good-looking guys as you describe yourself. I could probably think of another dozen ways to meet ladies OTHER THAN posting you're lonely on a gambling forum.
                                        Willie I like everything I'm reading here. I will try some of these new innovative ways of meeting ladies.
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                                        • Willie Bee
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-14-06
                                          • 15726

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by anthonydiamondLC
                                          Willie I like everything I'm reading here. I will try some of these new innovative ways of meeting ladies.
                                          LOL Don't believe anything I told you was new and innovative. Been out of the looking business myself for a while now, but I reckon some things never go out of style.
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388208

                                            #22
                                            Willy Bee made his best post in the last 6 months or so. I actually think that is good advice.
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                                            • CaneDawg
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 08-25-08
                                              • 6256

                                              #23
                                              Church is the best bet and the women there need love too

                                              You will find the members will be flocking to set you up with the single ladies
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                                              • rm18
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 09-20-05
                                                • 22292

                                                #24
                                                They rejected my application probably because of all the gambling answers I had.
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                                                • MilfDriller
                                                  Restricted User
                                                  • 11-23-08
                                                  • 10186

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by topgame85
                                                  Don't ... and they want to be seen as ladies even if they really are just a whore

                                                  Post of the year right there.
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