Originally posted by shari91
Kobe Bryant dead? 1978 - 2020 ✝
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BeatTheJerkBARRELED IN @ SBR!
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#981I’m actually a decent looking person, with a nice tan from sunny South Florida. I am an asshole don’t get me wrong and not liked by you and many people in my circle of life, but you would be in the minority as far as taste goes from a physical standpoint regarding me. God bless xoxoComment -
iconSBR MVP
- 01-09-18
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#982I have empathy for the family members that are devastated by the loss of Kobe and his daughter and the others that perished in the crash. Those people are truly suffering, their world has changed for the worse and its permanent.Originally posted by JIBBBYLack of empathy is a problem in life fellas,
I 100% have empathy for those that are crying and inconsolable by the loss of so many human lives but whats the point having empathy for the dead? They aren't suffering, they are immune to the pain of their death.
I remember hearing a funeral director that said "funerals are are for the living'. Makes perfect sense.Comment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-12
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#983So we agree that Kobe's past, nor his present, has any bearing on whether we should cry.Originally posted by grease lightninYou don’t have to lose a child to feel this way. When you have a child it becomes your worst nightmare. And this nightmare is 1000x worse than any you had before. Just the fear of this happening will make you think this way.Comment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
- 08-13-13
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#984Too soon. The peanut gallery isn't ready for post-mortem humor just yet.Originally posted by 19th HoleWhen it comes to character, Kobe the rapist, was merely an empty shell compared to Mr. Peanut.Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
- 10-01-12
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#985Originally posted by JayLASo we agree that Kobe's past, nor his present, has any bearing on whether we should cry.
For me it was just about respecting the man on the day of his death. Especially knowing that he was loved by many.Comment -
grease lightninSBR Posting Legend
- 10-01-12
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#987Originally posted by grease lightninYou don’t have to lose a child to feel this way. When you have a child it becomes your worst nightmare. And this nightmare is 1000x worse than any you had before. Just the fear of this happening will make you think this way.
This was my 15,000th post.
Go figure. I need to get to sleep. LolComment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
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#988Much love greaser, good to see around.
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JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#989Let us know how you really feel about Kobe Hole, lol...Originally posted by 19th HoleWhen it comes to character, Kobe the rapist, was merely an empty shell compared to Mr. Peanut.
I'd like to hear your thoughts on Michael Jackson before he died???
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JayLASBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-12
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#990Great guy Bud. Small thing we don't agree onOriginally posted by grease lightninThis was my 15,000th post.
Go figure. I need to get to sleep. Lol
But a great guy To read
***Wish I could give you a nice amount of points before I lose them lolComment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#991someone help me out here..... as this death situation at hand is a bit foreign to me.....
what is the appropriate length of time to wait before rubbin one out thinkin' about all the things I want to do to the widow of one of the greatest basketball players of all time?

in the absence of any knowledgeable guidance, I'm gonna go with about 45 mins from now.....
I find it amazing that in the kobe death thread I've used the phrase "nice titty meat" twice...... if someone would have made that prop bet this morning with me, I'd have kicked them in the nuts.....Comment -
19th HoleSBR Posting Legend- 03-22-09
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#992~~~Originally posted by KVBToo soon 19th hole, too soon.

Nope...
Kobe Bryant died in Colorado.
He was preceded in death by Honor and Virtue.Comment -
stevenashModerator
- 01-17-11
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#993Light weight.Originally posted by grease lightninThis was my 15,000th post.
I kid, congratulations on 15kComment -
Eddy MunnyBenched
- 08-13-13
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#994Well do what NBA teams did today, and wait an extra 24 seconds before you bust your load.Originally posted by Auto Donksomeone help me out here..... as this death situation at hand is a bit foreign to me.....
what is the appropriate length of time to wait before rubbin one out thinkin' about all the things I want to do to the widow of one of the greatest basketball players of all time?

in the absence of any knowledgeable guidance, I'm gonna go with about 45 mins from now.....
I find it amazing that in the kobe death thread I've used the phrase "nice titty meat" twice...... if someone would have made that prop bet this morning with me, I'd have kicked them in the nuts.....
It's what Kobe would've wanted.Comment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
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#995LMAO DonkOriginally posted by Auto Donksomeone help me out here..... as this death situation at hand is a bit foreign to me.....
what is the appropriate length of time to wait before rubbin one out thinkin' about all the things I want to do to the widow of one of the greatest basketball players of all time?

in the absence of any knowledgeable guidance, I'm gonna go with about 45 mins from now.....
I find it amazing that in the kobe death thread I've used the phrase "nice titty meat" twice...... if someone would have made that prop bet this morning with me, I'd have kicked them in the nuts.....
LMAO.Comment -
Big BearSBR Aristocracy- 11-01-11
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#996c’mon donker you are better than thisOriginally posted by Auto Donksomeone help me out here..... as this death situation at hand is a bit foreign to me.....
what is the appropriate length of time to wait before rubbin one out thinkin' about all the things I want to do to the widow of one of the greatest basketball players of all time?

in the absence of any knowledgeable guidance, I'm gonna go with about 45 mins from now.....
I find it amazing that in the kobe death thread I've used the phrase "nice titty meat" twice...... if someone would have made that prop bet this morning with me, I'd have kicked them in the nuts.....Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#997Donkers your nuts man!! lol... She be on the market in 6-9 months probably and extremely rich needless to say..Originally posted by Auto Donksomeone help me out here..... as this death situation at hand is a bit foreign to me.....
what is the appropriate length of time to wait before rubbin one out thinkin' about all the things I want to do to the widow of one of the greatest basketball players of all time?

in the absence of any knowledgeable guidance, I'm gonna go with about 45 mins from now.....
I find it amazing that in the kobe death thread I've used the phrase "nice titty meat" twice...... if someone would have made that prop bet this morning with me, I'd have kicked them in the nuts.....
Doubt she'll get with you pal even though you got the Elvis hips going in your vids and mad game with the women.
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Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
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#998Disgusting. At least something positive came out of such a horrific situation. Those other kids are finally free from those worthless souls that unfortunately were their parents. The people that were supposed to be their protectors. You’re absolutely right. Child are truly innocent. They don’t deserve such an unjust ending to their existence. I hope that all of those kids find a loving family to give them a real home. And that they don’t lose faith in the world because of the actions of a couple of scumbags.Originally posted by allabout the $$$https://www.google.com/amp/s/www.nbc...mp/ncna1122106
Read this story penetrating disgusting and heartbreaking it's a shame so many of these stories go unnoticed everyday. Children are so innocent and I don't want to see anyone meet their maker at such a young ageComment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-29-08
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#999Good reading guys keep it up
I didn't know Mr. Peanut diedComment -
KVBSBR Aristocracy
- 05-29-14
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#1000


That post (and pic) was quoted 4 times already.
Can't stop laughing here Donk.Comment -
JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#1001Light weight yourself Stevie, Congrats on your 30 gee post count yourself though..Originally posted by stevenashLight weight.
I kid, congratulations on 15k
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Cuse0323BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 12-09-09
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#1002You would think this would go unsaid. Then again, you may not think that because some have shown they lack a soul.Originally posted by grease lightninFor me it was just about respecting the man on the day of his death. Especially knowing that he was loved by many.Comment -
stevek173BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 03-29-08
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#1003Donker may have won thread
Shari in 2nd for starting an e-riot
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#1004I'd have the NIN blaring and would definitely be at this speed in no time at all:Originally posted by JIBBBYDonkers your nuts man!! lol... She be on the market in 6-9 months probably and extremely rich needless to say..
Doubt she'll get with you pal even though you got the Elvis hips going in your vids and mad game with the women.
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shari91BARRELED IN @ SBR!
- 02-23-10
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#1005Like lemmings and the views keep on tickingOriginally posted by stevek173Donker may have won thread
Shari in 2nd for starting an e-riot

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JIBBBYSBR Aristocracy
- 12-10-09
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#1006Please don't turn this into who can land Kobe's wife next.. That's just wrong on so many levels!
What's wrong with you people! Lol'ing though. May God have mercy on my soul...
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Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#1007Originally posted by JIBBBYPlease don't turn this into who can land Kobe's wife next.. That's just wrong on so many levels!
What's wrong with you people! Lol'ing though. May God have mercy on my soul...
I've got dibs.....
and like clubber lang, I pity the fool in line behind me, having to clean up a gallon or so of hate paste and spilled throat yogurt I leave behind at scene.....Comment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-12
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#1008She wouldn't suck your birthmark you hillbillyOriginally posted by Auto DonkI've got dibs.....
and like clubber lang, I pity the fool in line behind me, having to clean up a gallon or so of hate paste and spilled throat yogurt.....Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#1009like turd furguson said on Jeopardy to that asswipe trebek, "that's your opinion"....Originally posted by JayLAShe wouldn't suck your birthmark you hillbilly
and, if by some longshot, outside chance your right, I could always just pull a page out of her late husband's playbook, and "Kobe Bryant' her.....
but if history is any guide, I doubt I'll have to channel the Mamba..... black babes love me......Comment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-12
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#1010They love your grofer control huh. Super sexy. Do you show them your deer call too? Yes them black girls, prolly love it.Originally posted by Auto Donklike turd furguson said on Jeopardy to that asswipe trebek, "that's your opinion"....
and, if by some longshot, outside chance your right, I could always just pull a page out of her late husband's playbook, and "Kobe Bryant' her.....
but if history is any guide, I doubt I'll have to channel the Mamba..... black babes love me......Comment -
Auto DonkSBR Aristocracy
- 09-03-13
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#1011obviously you're a clueless fuk who hasn't had much experience in the dating world.....Originally posted by JayLAThey love your grofer control huh. Super sexy. Do you show them your deer call too? Yes them black girls, prolly love it.
no gopher control or rattlin' horns come up until a woman is way too hooked on me to give a shit about a few of my backwoods proclivities....
I never mentioned the words "Texas", "gopher" or "deer" during the two years I lived in Newport Beach, knocking back babes of all races hand over fist........ sometimes literally "fist".......Comment -
JayLASBR Hall of Famer
- 09-11-12
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#1012Almost makes me wanna offer you whiskeyOriginally posted by Auto Donkobviously you're a clueless fuk who hasn't had much experience in the dating world.....
no gopher control or rattlin' horns come up until a woman is way too hooked on me to give a shit about a few of my backwoods proclivities....
I never mentioned the words "Texas", "gopher" or "deer" during the two years I lived in Newport Beach, knocking back babes of all races hand over fist........ sometimes literally "fist".......
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spro23SBR MVP
- 07-17-15
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#1014He mustve had dirt on hillary.Comment -
hehfestSBR Hall of Famer- 09-28-08
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#1015Hey. At least you're not filled with plastic. I figured you wouldn't even answer, but you did so that's pretty cool. Sort of jerkoff tard question. I mean I admit it.Originally posted by shari91I wish! But I don’t have dark hair and I definitely don’t have those bazookas. Flat-chested, light hair chick here sadly
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