Clinton negotiating with North Korea...

wtf · 08-04-09, 10:28 AM

idiot is DESPERATE for a nobel peace prize, and he is doing anything to get it

pavyracer · 08-04-09, 10:40 AM

They offered the job to George W. Bush but he declined because he was busy being a greeter at a local home improvement shop in Dallas.

MilfDriller · 08-04-09, 10:46 AM

Too bad they couldn't fly Jesse Jackson over there. They would've shot his ass the moment he stepped off the plane. THen Al Sharpton would've been outraged and flown over there.... 1 step off the plane for him and BOOM!... dude gets snipered. Then Nancy Pelosi and her diapers gets outraged... that bitch flys out there.. and BOOM! ... bitch gets whacked. That would be progress.

-5000 odds Clinton getting a BJ from So Young Tits ... North Korea style.

MilfDriller · 08-04-09, 10:48 AM

Btw, I know we're talking about N.Korea here... but did you know that there are thousands of people in S.Korea with the name of 'Young Ho'... I encountered that one time and that gave me quite the chuckle.

jjgold · 08-04-09, 10:51 AM

Billy will solve this, he has world leaders in his back pocket for years.

ABEHONEST · 08-04-09, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by MilfDriller

Btw, I know we're talking about N.Korea here... but did you know that there are thousands of people in S.Korea with the name of 'Young Ho'... I encountered that one time and that gave me quite the chuckle.

That's a simple business math !
Couldn't name the girls Old Ho?
Who would want an Old Ho?

pavyracer · 08-04-09, 12:09 PM

Susan Jones means cherry pie in Korean.

jjgold · 08-04-09, 12:15 PM

Billy going to be a hero after this.

Killer_Demo · 08-04-09, 02:18 PM

how can north koreans not respect bill the pimp?

Robust · 08-04-09, 03:01 PM

clinton got them freed!!!

just in.. they are comming back with him on his plane..

Robust

t-bone · 08-04-09, 03:06 PM

Another Democrat sticking his nose into something he knows nothing about!

MilfDriller · 08-04-09, 03:10 PM

that was easy. did you see the bag of egg rolls he had on him when he got off the plane in N.Korea?

I knew he'd get the bitches instantly once I saw that. Now Lucy Chang can go back to making movies again. I missed her movies a lot. Good to have her back in the US.

treece · 08-04-09, 04:57 PM

Clinton should be president again. When he was in office everything was great. There was so many jobs that they were handing out signing bonuses just to get you to work for them. They should get rid of that two term rule.

Emily_Haines · 08-04-09, 05:33 PM

As usual Clinton gets it done.

Obama don't make a pimple on his ass.

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/32277010/from/RSS/

PAPSMEAR · 08-04-09, 05:45 PM

Originally posted by treece

Clinton should be president again. When he was in office everything was great. There was so many jobs that they were handing out signing bonuses just to get you to work for them. They should get rid of that two term rule.

What's the logic behind the two term rule? If the guy is getting the job done and offers himself for re-election and is successful why shouldn't he be able to go 3 or 4 or more terms? If he is a dud he'll get voted out by the public.

jjgold · 08-04-09, 05:54 PM

I agree that Billy should be Pres again, guy is the best there ever was

sailorman2439 · 08-04-09, 07:05 PM

Not a fan of Clinton's, but I've got to admit, he came through today.

fiveteamer · 08-04-09, 07:09 PM

Does this make up for all the people he killed in Bosnia?

pavyracer · 08-04-09, 07:42 PM

Originally posted by fiveteamer

Does this make up for all the people he killed in Bosnia?

You mean Serbia.

treece · 08-04-09, 07:57 PM

Clinton must have been getting some good head on the plane ride back.

DwightShrute · 08-05-09, 12:58 PM

Good Job, you cigar inserting BJ loving silverfox you

Willie Bee · 08-05-09, 01:22 PM

Originally posted by t-bone

Another Democrat sticking his nose into something he knows nothing about!

Obviously, since he's bringing the hostages home and this in no way has a thing to do with the rest of the North Korean situation. Once again, an elephant blinded by their subjectivity.

DwightShrute · 08-05-09, 01:28 PM

Originally posted by Willie Bee

Obviously, since he's bringing the hostages home and this in no way has a thing to do with the rest of the North Korean situation. Once again, an elephant blinded by their subjectivity.

agree Willie

except I am not quite sure "hostages" is correct.

Slim · 08-05-09, 02:34 PM

Originally posted by treece

Clinton must have been getting some good head on the plane ride back.

I hope so.

exstatman · 08-05-09, 03:36 PM

The notion Clinton went in without a deal already done is incredibly naive. It gave a chance for Bill to be more relevant than Hillary for a few days and a chance for Kim Jong Mentally Il to come off as a good guy. Plus, Obama doesn't have to admit to dealing with an enemy as Clinton acted as a "private citizen"

jjgold · 08-05-09, 03:57 PM

Nice Job Billy!!!!

BrentCrude · 08-05-09, 04:44 PM

These 2 they caught in North Korea should have been accepted with open arms by the commies.All these so called journalists on networks like Al Gore's are just a smarmy army of college student socialists.It gives me the creeps just looking at these grungey environmentalist,going to save the world little commies.The women all wear olive drab clothing,black work boots and have those thick and small horned rimmed glasses.What's with all the guys wanting to always having a 5 day beard growth without ever growing a beard and wearing ski-stocking caps even when they are in the jungle heat?They all show weird emotions too like they have no fun in life.I's like they were in the movie,Invasion of the pod people where they lost their souls and spirits.They are all empty husks of humanity.

nosniboR11 · 08-05-09, 05:35 PM

pavy your day is coming little bitch, I promise you that

pavyracer · 08-05-09, 05:58 PM

Originally posted by nosniboR11

pavy your day is coming little bitch, I promise you that

exstatman · 08-05-09, 06:14 PM

Maybe ol' Billy wasn't such a hero?

"Bill Clinton undertook the mission, a senior administration official said, only after the North assured the White House that the reporters would be freed and allowed to return home with the former president."

Daniel Sneider, associate director of research at Stanford University's Shorenstein Asia-Pacific Research Center, said the journalists' release followed weeks of quiet negotiations between the State Department and the North Korean mission to the United Nations.

Clinton "didn't go to negotiate this, he went to reap the fruits of the negotiation," Sneider said."

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pico · 08-05-09, 07:26 PM

clinton is banging those two hostages on the plane ride home

Bradyd · 08-08-09, 07:51 PM

Originally posted by exstatman

The notion Clinton went in without a deal already done is incredibly naive. It gave a chance for Bill to be more relevant than Hillary for a few days and a chance for Kim Jong Mentally Il to come off as a good guy. Plus, Obama doesn't have to admit to dealing with an enemy as Clinton acted as a "private citizen"

The notion that somebody should take ANYTHING in politics at face value is incredibly naive.

yisman · 08-08-09, 08:02 PM

Former President Bill Clinton met with North Korean leader Kim Jong Il in North Korea today to discuss the release of two American journalists who have been held in the country since March. The two leaders and historic golf bullshitters quickly decided they would determine the release of the journalists over 18 holes of golf.
Clinton won the historic bullshit-off, claiming he had holes-in-one on the final seven holes, including the 612-yard, Par-5 finishing hole.
"I can sling some bullshit," said Kim Jong Il, who once claimed he shot 38-under par the first time he ever played golf, "but I can admit when I am the inferior bullshitter. And Bill Clinton reigns supreme."
Clinton, who was known to shave strokes off his score as president, says he knew he had to step us his game on the first two holes.
"I parred the first hole, a long Par-4," said the former president. "I was pretty happy -- good drive, hit the green, nice two-putt. And then Jong over there said he put up an Eagle-2. Same thing on the next hole, even though I'm positive he had a 12. That's when I knew I had to step it up."
It was then, trailing by four strokes after two holes, that Clinton began his comeback. He took a birdie on a Par-3, a double-eagle on a Par-5 and a holes-in-one on back-to-back Par-4s, posting 10-under on four holes, even though he actually shot 5-over.
"You could tell Jong Il was reeling at that point," said Clinton. "He knew he was in for a fight. You could see it in his eyes. Also, I think he was having another stroke."
With the North Korean leader up against the ropes, Clinton went in for the kill, posting a 0 on the Par-4 7th.
"I didn't even know if I could get away with it, but i did," he said. "If you can talk about what the definition of 'is' is under oath, you can talk our way to a 0 on a Par-4.
From there it was a cakewalk, as Kim Jong Il was so rattled he even accurately posted reported two scores over the remaining holes, giving Clinton an easy 5-stroke victory, 30 to 35, and earning the release of the two female prisoners.
"I appreciate my release," said Sarah Yang. "But I am worried about how President Clinton is going to want me to make it up to him on the flight home."

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wtf · 08-08-09, 09:36 PM

great post yisman, hilarious

in reality though apparently kim jong il insisted that clinton come over, and not that tard gore for the pickup