Matty Rain does Vegas! (Days 2b and 3)

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  • Matt Rain
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    • 02-13-07
    • 5001

    #1
    Matty Rain does Vegas! (Days 2b and 3)
    Day 2b

    *My play at Binion's got me not only some free psychedelic stuff (see Day 2 thread), but also $56 bucks in comps that I quickly dumped at their very surprising steakhouse. That was my first proper Vegas meal and I heartily recommend the place to anyone. Would gladly entertain clients there. That filet mignon was unbelievable - not really meat, more like heavenly velvety goodness massaging the inside of your mouth. Seriously.

    *Tipping is indeed your friend. $5 to the valet parking guy is a sure way to be remembered, which allowed me to skip the very long line yesterday when I checked out at the last minute (something that, apparently, everyone does). And cocktail waitresses will buzz around you all night and refill your drink without you asking for it if you tip $2 a drink. Judging by their reaction, most people tip a buck or less.

    *Was hit on by a chunky girl at the top of the Stratosphere, who was there with her hot cousin. I'm too stupid to make it obvious I'm after the cousin. Chunky girl keeps saying how she's never done touristy stuff like this before even though she lives in Vegas. I pretend to see something I really need to photograph and I lose them on the observation deck.

    *Still at Strat tower - I'm freaked out by the sight of that needle that suddenly throws people down on it. Thought it was a fixed part of the structure until I was aiming at it with my camera. Bread, bash boys, we so need to hit that ride after getting intoxicated.

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    What are you smiling about?!? You're about to DIE.


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    I need new shoes.
  • Bread
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    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #2
    The only ride I went on at the Strat was that one that shoots you in the air. The G-Forces almost made me black out. Bump that noise. And I will not go on the other two rides. Have at it.

    Does someone have their face painted white in that picture? I hope so. Nothing like a mime in Vegas.
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    • Mudcat
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      • 07-21-05
      • 9287

      #3
      Originally posted by Matt Rain
      I need new shoes.

      Sounds like what you got there are chunky girl shoes when you want hot cousin shoes.

      Time for an upgrade.

      Smooth move though with the lose-the-chunky-girl-by-pretending-to-see-something-you-need-to-photograph. That is some Bill Walsh level strategizin' right there.
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      • Matt Rain
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        • 02-13-07
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        #4
        Day 3a

        *I check out The Orleans on Bread's recommendation. Cool building and probably the best floor layout of all casinos - very easy to get around, unlike the labyrinthine mess that are most Strip casinos. Now, it's noon on a Monday and all I can see is very old people. Cocktail waitresses are showing buttcheeks - many of them shouldn't. Mine is nasty and barely thanks me for my $2 tip. The next ones will all be $1, which seems to make her angrier.

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        Was trying to avoid shooting the truck until I realized that the truck was an integral part of the photo. I mean wow.

        *Up to now, I haven't seen more than a handful people sitting in a sportsbook and most guys are there to bet the horses. Suckers.

        *I'm bored with VP and beer so I head outside and decide to input "Hoover Dam" on my GPS. After allowing sufficient time for the beers to go down, of course, I drive down there. About 100 "holy shit" will follow during that very scenic drive. I'm flailing my camera around, blocking my own view of the road several dozen times. Good thing I'm not inebriated or that could really spell disaster.

        *Getting out of the car after parking way up past the Hoover Dam (it's packed and the paid garage is full) feels like stepping into a giant grill filled with glowing hot red coals. In-dash temp sensor says 114 - holy crap.

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        Personal best.

        *Takes about 10 minutes to walk down to the main Dam area - by this time, I am dying of thirst and feel 10 pounds lighter. I don't so much drink lemonade as much as I transfer it inside me. My inner tank feels about 3/4 full.

        *So many crazy angles to shoot pictures at in the area. Trying to make the most efficient use of my time before I need to replenish fluids. Everyone seems to speak German there. I might be going crazy.
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        • Matt Rain
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          • 02-13-07
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          #5
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          Most bridges are like that in Quebec. Just need a good head start is all.

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          I feel like I'm in a 3d version of Myst.

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          Postcard much.
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          • Mudcat
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            • 07-21-05
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            #6
            Originally posted by Matt Rain
            Now, it's noon on a Monday and all I can see is very old people. Cocktail waitresses are showing buttcheeks - many of them shouldn't.

            Oh dear.
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            • Robust
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              • 09-13-08
              • 3254

              #7
              nice pics.. hope you went on the DAM TOUR.. hehe

              they tell ya that if 1 of those generators in there goes out, it takes 2YEARS to replace them.. 2 YEARS!! wow!!!

              and you can also see the sheer massive size when you are in there.. outside it looks DAM BIG, but you cannot apreciated it as much.

              Robust
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              • Matt Rain
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                • 02-13-07
                • 5001

                #8
                *Driving back to the strip from Hoover Dam is even more spectacular. Seeing the strip from 4-5 miles away is breathtaking and one realizes how improbable and uninhabitable this area is without human knowledge and technology. NV feels like God overestimated his global needs for rocks and dirt - He just dumped all that stuff here cause He couldn't be bothered to return it all to His garden center. It makes sense to me.

                *Mandalay Bay rocks. I got a big 33rd floor room with 2 flat screens and a gorgeous view of the strip. I need to get a hooker and stamp her on the window for all to see outside. Can't let that room go to waste.

                *Armed with that inner desire, I head into chat and ask for advice on how to procure a decent hooker without overpaying and ending up in jail. Various people are mocking me for playing on the Internets while I'm in Vegas. I'm generally made to look like a fool. Pavyracer shares an interesting link about how hookers hang out in a particular spot of the Excalibur. After trading a couple emails with my peeps back home, I head downstairs and hit the 25c VP machines to get my drink on. Couple of minutes in, this:

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                This is good for $625 and I'm in the black for the first time. I'm an actual real winner until further notice. I continue playing so I can get drunk on free and very nasty "Cabernet". Mandalay Bay's cocktail waitresses are decent - the red dresses are very flattering from a distance.

                *I walk towards the Excalibur and manage to find the alleged hooker spot, which is a row of slots facing an escalator. Deserted. I sit across the area and feed $100 in a VP game I'm unfamiliar with. Progressive jackpot. I have no idea what I'm doing, so I play slowly until an overly fit black shemale sits at the hooker spot. I wonder whether I'm that desperate yet. RogueScholar would be proud. Ew ew ew.

                *Back to Mandalay Bay for more Loose Deuces. Very attractive blonde is giving me the naughty look - she's turning over every couple minutes to talk to a couple of old people. Oh **** me, parents. Girl, I do not need the additional challenge. I leave.

                *Not everything is open 24/7 in Vegas. Liquor store facing Mandalay Bay is one of these things. Also, walking on that side of the Strip past midnight is not a great idea. I walk past what looks like a pile of decomposing clothes that were left in the middle of the sidewalk. Looking back after I'm a few meters past it, I realize that's a living creature of some kind - it's now staring at me, wondering why I'm trying to disturb its beauty sleep. Mommy!
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                • RogueJuror
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                  • 07-08-08
                  • 10010

                  #9
                  POTM material


                  Matty nice legs !!


                  Looking back after I'm a few meters past it, I realize that's a living creature of some kind - it's now staring at me, wondering why I'm trying to disturb its beauty sleep. Mommy!


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                  • AMBlai01
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                    • 09-16-08
                    • 5882

                    #10
                    These write ups are the highlight of my days this week so far....yes my life is pathetic.
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                    • Bread
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                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      LOL these are great. More more more!

                      PS...you have broken the record for a young guy being in Vegas alone having not been laid yet. Congrats!

                      I might disown you as a ghost after this fiasco.
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                      • Matt Rain
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                        • 02-13-07
                        • 5001

                        #12
                        Bread, go ahead and do it right now. I'm Utterly Useless - says so right under my name.

                        Juror just PMed me a link to hooker listings. He tells me to be careful. Careful about what? Hidden penises? What is he talking about?

                        See what I mean?
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                        • AMBlai01
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                          • 09-16-08
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                          #13
                          Matty.....its vegas...you don't even need hookers to get laid out there. You keep talking about all these girls giving you looks and talking you up....TAKE ONE DOWN! It is your civic duty to do so...even if a girl is a little chunky, offend the chunky one to get to the cousin....who cares if she is with her parents. You need to get laid my friend.
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                          • JoshW
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                            • 08-10-05
                            • 3431

                            #14
                            Good posts Matt. You actually have me excited about going back to vegas.
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                            • Bread
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                              • 03-16-08
                              • 23726

                              #15
                              Matty, Amby is absolutely correct. The hookers are a last resort. You missed the boat with the girl and chunky cousin atop the Strat. You shoulda parlayed that action into a threesome back at your room for sure.
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                              • Matt Rain
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                                • 02-13-07
                                • 5001

                                #16
                                Bread, I have standards.

                                Today's plan is to hang around until about 2pm, at which point I'm going on a road trip to the Grand Canyon South Rim to get there at least an hour before sunset. Need to stock up on water bottles, snacks and caffeine pills. Should be back around 2am.

                                I might go check out the Bellagio in a few just so I can say I've been in. I've booked 2 nights there, but I'm thinking that I might head for the coast earlier than I originally planned (to meet blitty, RogueS and maybe smitch if he still wants to catch the Giants game on the 12th - lemme know smitchy).

                                I leave you with a couple pics of my Mandalay digs. The building's gold leaf plating is very reflective - it also makes everything take a purplish tint after you've looked through the window for a minute or so. It's either that or brain damage from all the crappy buffet food.

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                                • Mudcat
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                                  #17
                                  trippy
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                                  • pdx107
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                                    • 06-20-09
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                                    #18
                                    These posts are the higlights of the day for me
                                    glad you seem to be havin a grand time
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                                    • Bread
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                                      • 03-16-08
                                      • 23726

                                      #19
                                      Man nice room and view. Big baller.

                                      Have fun on the drive to the Canyon. With traffic, took me just about 5 hours each way. That made me angry.
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                                      • Robust
                                        SBR MVP
                                        • 09-13-08
                                        • 3254

                                        #20
                                        great posts!!

                                        head over to treasure island and i will give you the slot #'s of the ones that hit 20K plus..

                                        of course, i need a finders fee.. 10%?



                                        Robust
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                                        • AMBlai01
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                                          • 09-16-08
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                                          #21
                                          Matty is big time.....
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                                          • reno cool
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                                            • 07-02-08
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                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by JoshW
                                            Good posts Matt. You actually have me excited about going back to vegas.
                                            yeah, me too. It always sounds so much more exciting than it actually is.
                                            Matty, is that the best loose deuces machine you can find?
                                            bird bird da bird's da word
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                                            • blittydeuce
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                                              • 06-11-08
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                                              #23
                                              loving these updates matty
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                                              • t-bone
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                                                • 03-18-08
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                                                #24
                                                great thread matt, heading out to vegas for the 1st time this fall!
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                                                • onthewhat
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                                                  #25
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                                                  • Willie Bee
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                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by AMBlai01
                                                    These write ups are the highlight of my days this week so far....yes my life is pathetic.
                                                    Couldn't agree more Amby...about the thread being aces, not you having a pathetic life. Excellent stuff Matty Rain
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                                                    • jjgold
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                                                      • 07-20-05
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                                                      #27
                                                      Matty will be getting some type of an award for this great reporting of his trip
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                                                      • Teela
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                                                        • 07-19-08
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                                                        #28
                                                        Ditch the shoes, Matty. Those aren't "getting laid" shoes.
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                                                        • losturmarbles
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                                                          • 07-01-08
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                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by Teela
                                                          Those aren't "getting laid" shoes.
                                                          damn. and i was going to buy some merrells...
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                                                          • fiveteamer
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                                                            • 04-14-08
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                                                            #30
                                                            Hotel rooms look much nicer than the Cuban ones.
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                                                            • flyingillini
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                                                              #31
                                                              Nice Mathew! Hope you are having fun. I dedicate my prayer to you this evening.

                                                              "Now Jesus was born in Bethlehem of Judea in the days of Herod the king, behold, there came wise men from the east to Jerusalem, saying, Where is he that is born King of the Jews'? for we have seen his star in the east, and are come to worship him.

                                                              When they had heard the king, they departed; and, lo, the star, which they saw in the east, went before them, till it came and stood over where the young child was. When they saw the star, they rejoiced with exceeding great joy."—Matthew 2:1-2, 9-10.
                                                              המוסד‎
                                                              המוסד למודיעין ולתפקידים מיוחדים‎
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                                                              • Robyn
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                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by Bread
                                                                LOL these are great. More more more!

                                                                PS...you have broken the record for a young guy being in Vegas alone having not been laid yet. Congrats!

                                                                I might disown you as a ghost after this fiasco.
                                                                I haven't read the entire thread.....but did you tell him to stop at Railroad Pass and Casino, the shittiest place we have yet visited in Vegas on the way back from the Grand Canyon?? http://www.railroadpass.com/restaura...nductors_room/
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                                                                • Bread
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                                                                  #33
                                                                  I did. Maybe he will hit it on his way back from the Canyon tonight.
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                                                                  • Robyn
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                                                                    #34
                                                                    Originally posted by Bread
                                                                    Man nice room and view. Big baller.

                                                                    Have fun on the drive to the Canyon. With traffic, took me just about 5 hours each way. That made me angry.
                                                                    Considering you were alone, I am sure it was horribly painful.
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                                                                    • Matt Rain
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                                                                      • 02-13-07
                                                                      • 5001

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Originally posted by Bread
                                                                      I did. Maybe he will hit it on his way back from the Canyon tonight.
                                                                      Drove by 4 times now. They offer $19.95 ROOMS and FREE PAYCHECK CASHING! lol

                                                                      Oh man, the Canyon. So silent. But too tired to start writing. Dodo time.

                                                                      Teela, I will need shoe suggestions - was about to buy similar ones at the PH mall tomorrow. Curious to see what getting-laid shoes look like.
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