Peeing in Swimming Pools

reno cool · 08-04-09, 03:05 AM

quit making shit up.

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 03:12 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

quit making shit up.

dont you tell me whats fake and whats not you ballsucker. dont be mad that your life isnt as fun-filled as mine....

diogee · 08-04-09, 03:13 AM

Armyoflowers is back...Pecos may have competition now.

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 03:17 AM

who the **** is pecos and whats he doing on my turf? he better respect game and know this forum aint big enough for the two of us. and take a long walk off a short pier....

reno cool · 08-04-09, 03:19 AM

make up a believable story you prick.

diogee · 08-04-09, 03:23 AM

Pecos Bill...he reigns over your turf these days. I wouldn't want to battle him...

pico · 08-04-09, 03:27 AM

pecos is way more funnier. i already certified pecos bill for poster of the month for july

wtf · 08-04-09, 03:28 AM

pecos is the new king of the tall tale turf of sbr, thats right the TTT king

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 03:28 AM

Originally posted by reno cool

make up a believable story you prick.

A believable one? Ok, hows this - you get more dick than a public urinal and have dirt for a moustache. Is that plausible? Or should I tell them too that you like sticking frozen hot dogs up your ass, waiting until their thawed out and then eating them? Just tell me when, jigga.....

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 03:30 AM

we have have lovers/haters....pecos aint loved by all, nor am I....but i have my fanclub, and I owe it to them to provide them with the daily things that go on in my life....

reno cool · 08-04-09, 03:32 AM

much better. I guess.

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 03:32 AM

Originally posted by pico

pecos is way more funnier. i already certified pecos bill for poster of the month for july

pico! pico! you jumping off the bandwagon! I go way back! what the **** does sentimentalism get you these days, brotha!?!?!?

pico · 08-04-09, 03:37 AM

Originally posted by armyoflovers

pico! pico! you jumping off the bandwagon! I go way back! what the **** does sentimentalism get you these days, brotha!?!?!?

your humor is a little more disturbing. but you got a niche market.

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 08:32 AM

Originally posted by pico

your humor is a little more disturbing. but you got a niche market.

JJ likes me, he asked me to send him naked pics of me, so i did...

Nicky Santoro · 08-04-09, 09:21 AM

Originally posted by armyoflovers

But listen, my question is how did this stranger guy know I was peeing on him? Does he have experience in getting pissed on in cold swimming pool water or what? Before this I mustve peed in swimming pools about 650 times without getting caught. Any ideas?

i assure you not one person here at sbr has not peed in the pool.. i've had my best pees in the pool. but i'll tell you how he knew.. he knew because the water is steaming hot when you pee in that spot.. he probably felt the warm hot water, and then it gets ice cold 2 feet later..

pavyracer · 08-04-09, 09:24 AM

Peeing in the pool is not cool anymore. Pooping in the pool is the new fad.

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 10:11 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

i assure you not one person here at sbr has not peed in the pool.. i've had my best pees in the pool. but i'll tell you how he knew.. he knew because the water is steaming hot when you pee in that spot.. he probably felt the warm hot water, and then it gets ice cold 2 feet later..

yea come to think of it youre right. i guess my gush of pee pee juice might have caught him right between the eyes, Nicky, his head was close to my schlong and I was trying to play it cool since I was in mid-flight watering the.....water? anyway I was just there for like 15 mins before i got kicked out but hey i did relieve myself.

Where do you like peeing in the best? public pools or going to public urinals and peeing everywhere but the toilet? i like going to McDonalds and taking a dump on the toliet seat and leaving. Thats kind of nasty of me but oh well....

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 10:12 AM

Originally posted by pavyracer

Peeing in the pool is not cool anymore. Pooping in the pool is the new fad.

well...i once saw a turd floating in the deep-end of my hometown pool back in Ohio and they didnt close the pool down, everybody just didnt swim around that part of the pool, now i think thats a little weird, isnt it?

Nicky Santoro · 08-04-09, 10:20 AM

Originally posted by armyoflovers

yea come to think of it youre right. i guess my gush of pee pee juice might have caught him right between the eyes, Nicky, his head was close to my schlong and I was trying to play it cool since I was in mid-flight watering the.....water? anyway I was just there for like 15 mins before i got kicked out but hey i did relieve myself.

Where do you like peeing in the best? public pools or going to public urinals and peeing everywhere but the toilet? i like going to McDonalds and taking a dump on the toliet seat and leaving. Thats kind of nasty of me but oh well....

the best best bestest pees i have are in the bathtub with the water piping hot.. nothing beats it.. not even a blowjob..

armyoflovers · 08-04-09, 10:27 AM

would you pee on me, Nicky?

paco · 08-04-09, 10:47 AM

Originally posted by armyoflovers

would you pee on me, Nicky?

onthewhat might get jealous

yisman · 08-04-09, 12:07 PM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

i assure you not one person here at sbr has not peed in the pool..

I'd take that bet.

Robyn · 08-04-09, 06:43 PM

I love armyofflowers

armyoflovers · 08-05-09, 01:47 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

the best best bestest pees i have are in the bathtub with the water piping hot.. nothing beats it.. not even a blowjob..

yea i agree, peeing in the shower almost feels like youre cheating, you know? its dirty and stuff but it feels so right. but i dont like peeing in the bath tub, thats nastier you know, to be swirled around you own human waste. gross.

armyoflovers · 08-05-09, 01:50 AM

Originally posted by Robyn

I love armyofflowers

thank you babe, i loves you too...suck my cock you dirty bitch

FrozenMAN · 08-05-09, 02:31 AM

this ****in guy is redic, big fan thus far espcially as a 2:30 am read lol

armyoflovers · 08-05-09, 02:42 AM

Originally posted by FrozenMAN

this ****in guy is redic, big fan thus far espcially as a 2:30 am read lol

yea, i know what you mean, but where i am its sunny and warm! but i am a little ****ing out there, i know...

diogee · 08-05-09, 02:49 AM

Originally posted by paco

onthewhat might get jealous

Are you running around a little scared Armyoflowers? Just a matter of time before you step on Pecos Bill's toes.

FrozenMAN · 08-05-09, 02:50 AM

u also an engineer LOL, cause i know what uya mean LOLOLOL

good luck dude and nice to meet ya lol

armyoflovers · 08-05-09, 03:36 AM

Originally posted by diogee

Are you running around a little scared Armyoflowers? Just a matter of time before you step on Pecos Bill's toes.

hey dio, im pissing in swimming pools, not in my pants, i dont know pecos but hes ok with me if we respect each other. im cool like dat, jigga. hey, i eat pussy like the rest of us...

armyoflovers · 08-05-09, 05:00 AM

Originally posted by armyoflovers

hey dio, im pissing in swimming pools, not in my pants, i dont know pecos but hes ok with me if we respect each other. im cool like dat, jigga. hey, i eat pussy like the rest of us...

I just never quoted myself before so I thought it would be cool to talk to myself. I play with myself so I thought talking with myself would be cool, too.