VegasDave vs onthewhat - Heptathlon

[pavyracer]

I'm listing the following events for the two fittest athletes of SBR to compete so we can crown the champion:

1. Bench Press
2. 100m dash
3. Spelling Bee
4. Hot Dog eating
5. First to blow a $1000 bankroll on heavy chalk (-300 or worse)
6. Cussing Rap Off
7. First to pick up a girl (weighing less than 150 lbs) with one liner

The contest will be held at The Bash if both of them are present.

Your job is to nominate which events will each contestant win and at which odds. Bring it on guys.

[blittydeuce]

Pavy, I am confident that otw won't attend the bash. I will wager you any amount for any fair line that you choose. We can set it up at matchy.


p.s. I'm dead serious

[Robust]

don't forget

8. midget toss

Robust

[Bread]

don't forget

8. midget toss

Robust

But how can Herman toss himself?

Wait, don't answer that.

[Robust]

But how can Herman toss himself?

Wait, don't answer that.

Robust

[Robust]

Pavy, I am confident that otw won't attend the bash. I will wager you any amount for any fair line that you choose. We can set it up at matchy.


p.s. I'm dead serious

never say dead.. lol

someone with a big enough bank can bet ya and pay him to show up (or drag him there kicking and screaming).. all about how much is up for grabs

Robust

[nosniboR11]

just another reason Pavy is an idiot

[BadNina]

I'll take Dave in the hot eating contest. It has been MONTHS since he enjoyed such fine food and won't be able to stop.


GO DAVE!!!!!!!!!!!

[AMBlai01]

But how can Herman toss himself?

Wait, don't answer that.

Isn't Toss another word for masturbate in the UK? Kinda like wank I believe....

[madmaxx]

1. Bench Press - Dave wins, Onner is very weak
2. 100m dash - Onner wins, Dave is very slow
3. Spelling Bee - Toss up, Dave has trouble pronouncing a lot of names...could be close
4. Hot Dog eating - Dave's recent weight loss has shrunk his stomach, Onner could take it down
5. First to blow a $1000 bankroll on heavy chalk (-300 or worse) - Onner, though he doesn't have 1k
6. Cussing Rap Off - Neither can rap
7. First to pick up a girl (weighing less than 150 lbs) with one liner - Dave, Onner fears women

[VegasDave]

Little doubt in my mind that onthewhat would win in a mile long race, I haven't really built back up my endurance so I'm sure with a good pace he'd easily beat me.

As for the 100m, I'm not so sure he'd beat me. I'm not fast but I doubt onthewhat is either, and I'm not all that slow. Might be a good race.

[madmaxx]

depends on who has the better running shoes

[Bread]

8. Life - Dave in a landslide.

[onthewhat]

I've got top of the line running shoes

I'd crush Dave by 20 meters, at least

[blittydeuce]

replace britney with nicky

[SamsNCharge99]

I'm listing the following events for the two fittest athletes of SBR to compete so we can crown the champion:

1. Bench Press
2. 100m dash
3. Spelling Bee
4. Hot Dog eating
5. First to blow a $1000 bankroll on heavy chalk (-300 or worse)
6. Cussing Rap Off
7. First to pick up a girl (weighing less than 150 lbs) with one liner

The contest will be held at The Bash if both of them are present.

Your job is to nominate which events will each contestant win and at which odds. Bring it on guys.

1. Bench Press DAVE
2. 100m dash Herman by a neck
3. Spelling Bee Dave....only b/c Herman is an example of insest in Kentucky and doesn't have 6th grade reading level
4. Hot Dog eating DVAE
5. First to blow a $1000 bankroll on heavy chalk (-300 or worse) DAVE
6. Cussing Rap Off Herman
7. First to pick up a girl (weighing less than 150 lbs) with one liner...Dave...Herman would rather take his brother to a Basketball game than more than a willing girl who would have sex w/ him than go to the game. Herman is holding off to make 40 year Old Virgin Part 2, except his story will be real.

Dave wins this contest

[VegasDave]

I've got top of the line running shoes

I'd crush Dave by 20 meters, at least

Sounds good, we'll race at the ba- oh, that's right

[yisman]

onthewhat forfeits