Vegas Advice

[Grits n' Gravy]

Vegas (strip anyways)
Pay for parking
Wait in long line to check in
Gamble at worst odds Vegas has ever offered
Tip dealer for raping you at brutally -EV game
Cocktail waitress comes around once an hour, tip her too
Go to bar, order beer. $10.
Walk to another property with 10,000 other people, takes 15 mins to go 1/10th of a mile because of the roundabout route you always have to take
Repeat

Vegas is for SUCKERS

Sounds like you lost your $50 life savings and got upset when they didn’t cut you a buffet comp.

Of course it is but most people here are suckers

Vegas is the ghetto now or the United Nations I’m not getting a disease there

A disease would just top off your hat trick of bald, broke and stupid.

Cueball is the guy you see casino security walking out for trying to steal 5 cent slot tickets.

Downtown has several outstanding restaurants. Try the places at the Ogden.
Happy Anniversary.

[gauchojake]

Wasn't suggesting that they stay there. Just go to the restaurant and observation deck. Highest point in Vegas to see everything and it was the top rated restaurant in Vegas last year.

I'm just messing- place looks cool.

[jjgold]

I guy like you belong at the stratosphere I can just tell by your actions

I think they bolt the TV's and phones down at the stratosphere so that people don't steal them.

[gauchojake]

I guy like you belong at the stratosphere I can just tell by your actions

JJ I drive by there sometimes on my way to the Culinary Union. It's not a place I would go at night. I'm more of a slots of fun kinda guy.

[Jayvegas420]

love the air hockey at slots of fun!

[homie1975]

love the air hockey at slots of fun!

JayVEGAS might know a thing or two about sin city

[brock]

If you stay downtown wife will probably not want to make a return trip.
Strip is my idea.

[pimike]

If you stay downtown wife will probably not want to make a return trip.
Strip is my idea.

Hey bud!!

Total rewards cruises a total scam!!
Most booked they say!!!need to pay for upgrade!

Total bs

[RockBottom]

If you want an extremely nice stay away from the madness of the strip check out the Red Rock, I was super impressed when I stayed there, lots to do as well, real nice restuarants and a great food court

Agree

[ronald]

If you choose to stay downtown I made a thread here a few months ago about how to take the bus from the airport for $2. Do a search.

[stevenash]

My two cents.
I had my honeymoon at the MGM.
Had the time of my life.

[homie1975]

My two cents.
I had my honeymoon at the MGM.
Had the time of my life.

We all do on our honeymoons

[jjgold]

Greaser You have no idea what you’re doing just stay in Indianapolis it’s very nice there and go out with kid cuddles

[BigJay]

We all do on our honeymoons

Yep. All downhill from there for most of us,

[Big Bear]

best advice is do what your wife wants to do

be romantic, ride the gondola’s at the venetian

get dressed up in a suit and tie and take her on a helicopter ride at night.


Slip the Pilot a hundo and he might let yall join the mile high club if your picking up what I’m putting down...


#tooblessedtobestressed

#yolo

#vegasbaby

[BigOrange]

best advice is do what your wife wants to do

be romantic, ride the gondola’s at the venetian

get dressed up in a suit and tie and take her on a helicopter ride at night.


Slip the Pilot a hundo and he might let yall join the mile high club if your picking up what I’m putting down...


#tooblessedtobestressed

#yolo

#vegasbaby

Out of hiding already? We thought your embarrassment would last at least a month!

[pimike]

best advice is do what your wife wants to do

be romantic, ride the gondola’s at the venetian

get dressed up in a suit and tie and take her on a helicopter ride at night.


Slip the Pilot a hundo and he might let yall join the mile high club if your picking up what I’m putting down...


#tooblessedtobestressed

#yolo

#vegasbaby

Lol

I tell my wife what to do and I will wear what I want.

Suite in Vegas?

Lol

No way bro

[funnyb25]

Anyone watch that San Diego State game??

Those guys for real!!!!

[grease lightnin]

We’re gonna spend some time today and make our decision, but The Wynn Tower Suite is in the lead right now.

Gaucher, I used a ton of points I had from my Starwood card in Spain last May and I only have 72k. The only option to use points at Cosmo is 180k + $300 for a King Suite.

[BigJay]

We’re gonna spend some time today and make our decision, but The Wynn Tower Suite is in the lead right now.

Excellent choice. Out of the 12-15 places I’ve stayed in Vegas, Wynn was my personal favorite.

My first night there I also won $30k profit on table poker and poker games, my best night ever in Vegas, so that’s also a fond memory of course.

[jjgold]

Don’t gamble if you go in there and wreck a celebration

[BigJay]

Don’t gamble if you go in there and wreck a celebration

I won 16k when I got married out there about 10 years ago. Paid for new hardwood floors and yard xeriscape.

Didn’t play slots and have to do whatever you had to do to get a bus ticket back East though.

[RudyRuetigger]

congrats and have fun pal

[jjgold]

lol compulsive gamblers are real funny, they gamble day and night

All their trips revolve around gambling and it is very sad because they cannot go without it

GO THE FUK TO A PLACE NO GAMBLING what is wrong with people?????????????????????????????????? ??????????????

[kyhawk]

Dinner at the top of the Strat or at least drinks there at night

and downtown at night are my top two suggestions.

[Jayvegas420]

We’re gonna spend some time today and make our decision, but The Wynn Tower Suite is in the lead right now.

Gaucher, I used a ton of points I had from my Starwood card in Spain last May and I only have 72k. The only option to use points at Cosmo is 180k + $300 for a King Suite.

The Wynn and Encore also have a free gaming app where you can earn free rooms. Not sure what it's called. Also look into the MyVegas app. Can't stress that enough. If you have kids they can play the game for you, get a free suite at the Aria.

[jjgold]

[RudyRuetigger]

The Wynn and Encore also have a free gaming app where you can earn free rooms. Not sure what it's called. Also look into the MyVegas app. Can't stress that enough. If you have kids they can play the game for you, get a free suite at the Aria.

i just looked into it

so its basically like betpoints???

[swordsandtequila]

Vegas (strip anyways)
Pay for parking
Wait in long line to check in
Gamble at worst odds Vegas has ever offered
Tip dealer for raping you at brutally -EV game
Cocktail waitress comes around once an hour, tip her too
Go to bar, order beer. $10.
Walk to another property with 10,000 other people, takes 15 mins to go 1/10th of a mile because of the roundabout route you always have to take
Repeat

Vegas is for SUCKERS

Sounds like you're doing it wrong

[grease lightnin]

Booked at the Wynn.

Thanks for the tips everyone.

I remember Brock talking about a pan sauté? Or something like that? Where can I get that?

[gauchojake]

Nice! You're gonna love it.

[Jayvegas420]

i just looked into it

so its basically like betpoints???

Which? Wynn/Encore or my Vegas

[deeppckts]

Grits n Gravy is one of those pit bosses with a plastic suit and clip on tie that gets this overwhelming sense of pride when a dealer asks him for permission to turn $100 bill into 20 red chips.

Among people who wear suits, are pit bosses the lowest on the social ladder or are they slightly above used car salesmen and bank tellers??

[jjgold]

Of Course the clown is laughed at


One day I saw this joker jogging in a suit during work

Grits n Gravy is one of those pit bosses with a plastic suit and clip on tie that gets this overwhelming sense of pride when a dealer asks him for permission to turn $100 bill into 20 red chips.

Among people who wear suits, are pit bosses the lowest on the social ladder or are they slightly above used car salesmen and bank tellers??

[RudyRuetigger]

Which? Wynn/Encore or my Vegas

the myvegas app

its basically like betpoints for hotels in vegas?