What to do today?

[Bread]

I have my #1 ghost acct, Smarmy, coming over to hang. We had this day planned to watch the Affliction fights tonight. But since that entire organization FOLDED last week, that's a no go.

Choices are to drink and watch/bet on baseball. Since my hot streak took a bit of a hit last night, not sure.




Or maybe get drunk and go play poker. Can never go wrong with that. Maybe Evelyn Ng will show up?




Get plastered and hit up the local strip club circuit. Only gambling involved will be catching whatever has been left on the chair.




Oops...wrong strip club.




That's better. Ah...decisions, decisions.

[CaneDawg]

go to jai alai

[Bread]

Jai alai is a 4 hour drive. If it were closer that would be the easy choice!

[pavyracer]

Stay home and ghost at SBR all day. You can't beat that.

[Bread]

One of my main ghosts, Diogee, has been pissing me off lately Pavy.

To be honest with you, it's lost some of it's allure. When your own goddam ghosts are disrespecting you, how much lower can you go?

[CaneDawg]

make your baseball bets then go play poker and win back what you lost on baseball

[Bread]

I like the way you roll CaneDawggy!

[durito]

where's the choice for couldn't care less

i'm betting cfl props, and brazil 2nd league soccer

[Bread]

where's the choice for couldn't care less

i'm betting cfl props, and brazil 2nd league soccer

Could care less. Couldn't care less. I'm smellin what you're serving up.

Maybe I should add an option "Get plastered on Rupplemints and be belligerent on SBR"??

Nah...too tacky. I want to be productive today.

[Mudcat]

Why don't you give my car a wash? My car could use a wash.

[Bread]

Why don't you give my car a wash? My car could use a wash.

Sounds good Muddy. Here is a picture of Smarmy and I the last time we washed cars. Will this be acceptable?

[Mudcat]

Why, I don't think you are taking me seriously at all.



This thread is making me wonder: where is raydog? I haven't seen a raydog news report in awhile.

I like those reports. I turn up in the raydog news once in awhile because I am basically anyone with a moustache.

[head_strong]

I think you should finger your ass all day, why not it feels great. If you go to far and your hand gets stuck in your ass you can work on 1 hand posting and become a real threat at SBR. There isn't too many people that can post with one hand stuck in their ass and the other on the keyboard, once you get good at it this will also allow you to do other things, like play with yourself while still posting. GL with your ass fingering today Bread

[MonkeyF0cker]

I'd knock off all three. Make some MLB bets and watch the games while you play poker with some sleazy strippers...

[The Prick]

best thing prolly fer you today karl would be ta bust out a coupla fistfuls of knuckle children while wearin a goat mask an watchin saved by the bell. wash, rinse, repeat.

[jjgold]

LOL

Bread here is what you do, bet my plays and then go to the BANK

[Bread]

MF...I've done all three in the same day so many times before. While it's always a blast, it just wears you down. I'm not a young buck anymore.

Prick...please show up at the bash. Pleeeeaaassseeeeee.

[pavyracer]

He will definitely go to the bank if he plays your plays shorty. To deposit money to cover the bets he will lose.

[smitch124]

I like this option!

[BGS 9.5]

Baseball, beers and gambling Bread, that's what I am going to do

Who knows, I may take the short drive to Tampa and entertain your wife as well

[Bread]

BGS calm down sonny.

Smitch, I'm pretty sure that's the same girl in that one picture of the girl on the bed that is near and dear to us both.

[smitch124]

Definite resemblance

[Bread]

I want to meet the guy who took that picture and buy him a steak!

[BGS 9.5]

That is one top notch dumper!

have fun today boys

[Robyn]

OH Jesus Christ...you are turning into one of them. "The guy who posts pictures of hot girls at SBR". Wow, I never thought I'd see the day. Extremely shameful.

Have fun a the strip clubs with Smarmy.

[Bread]

Robyn did you vote for strip clubs then?

Thanks for taking part.

xoxoxo

[Bread]

Actually Robyn makes a great point. That's not my style at all.

Should I bet on baseball today




Or go play poker




Or go to the strip club??

[MrMonkey]

OH Jesus Christ...you are turning into one of them. "The guy who posts pictures of hot girls at SBR". Wow, I never thought I'd see the day. Extremely shameful.

Have fun a the strip clubs with Smarmy.

Robyn, it could be worse, the pictures could be of you! What am I saying it would be better! Please pally please!!!

Bread, after seeing the strip joint, I would like to switch my vote to playing poker. You can surely beat a monkey? Good luck!

[pavyracer]

Basically Robyn is choosing the rope to hang herself. She brings the bacon home and now has to chose where Bread needs to waste it, poker, sports gambling or strip clubs. These are tough decisions for a woman whose husband is unemployed.

[Bread]

Pavy are you in need of any spokes? Great discount for SBR friends.

[pavyracer]

Pavy are you in need of any spokes? Great discount for SBR friends.

Sure. Bring your brochures and samples at the Bash and I will buy some.

[Robyn]

Robyn did you vote for strip clubs then?

Thanks for taking part.

xoxoxo

No, I voted to go fuck yourself.

[durito]

bread meet in medellin tonight. i get in to the airport at 7:30. i think there is a spirit flight from ft. lauderdale that gets in at 8

[Robyn]

I want to go to Medellin! Will Vincent Chase be there?

[betplom]

What should I do today?

Why not do Rubyn?