The South Is My Fucking Daddy

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  • BigBollocks
    SBR MVP
    • 06-11-06
    • 2045

    #1
    The South Is My Fucking Daddy
    I lost so much on OSU futures and bets yesterday it is beyond believable. I've been gambling since I was about six years old (spades at my grandmother's dollar ante game), and I've never been as depressed as I am right now. I lost well over six figures last night, and am still utterly speechless.

    I grew up in Saskatchewan and have lived and worked all over, and you think I would learn we northerners just can't even fucking keep up. I still remember my bro's undefeated team for three straight years in basketball in Minnesota getting beat by 30 to a three loss Alabama team years back, and was reminded of that when I saw a national game of the week featuring a Minnesota and Alabama team playing on the T-Wolves homecourt. They just fucking dominate us in every way imaginable in every sport imaginable (unless it is a "pro" sport, and even then it is one of our teams with fucking southern athletes).

    And lets not even get into politics. A southern man will never vote for anyone but a southern man, while we pander to them like fucking crazy. Win the south and you win the country. Shit they almost beat our asses years ago with substantially less troops, no supplies or armor, and a blocked off port. We were so pussy we surrendered to fucking Forrest's 600 men with over 2,000 of our own. The south is our fucking daddies.
  • Dark Horse
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 12-14-05
    • 13764

    #2
    Sorry to hear that. With that bet size you should bounce right back.
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    • BuddyBear
      SBR Hall of Famer
      • 08-10-05
      • 7233

      #3
      damn 6 figures???? You'll get it back...
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