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  • Richkas
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 02-03-08
    • 19396

    #1
    Boyzz I am phucked up.......
    My neighbor gave me 2 oxycodone and 2 methadone and I drank 8 beers and I can barely walk. I need a shower. How in the phuck am I going to do that. Good thing I dont have a women. Trying to have sex now would be like shooting pool with a rope
  • fiveteamer
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 04-14-08
    • 10805

    #2
    Richie when was the last time you saw your cock without the aid of a mirror?
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    • jackpot269
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 09-24-07
      • 12842

      #3
      To much info
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      • BGS 9.5
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 4628

        #4
        Richie, for being so fukked up, you typed that post remarkebly well
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        • popadopoulos
          SBR Rookie
          • 07-29-09
          • 43

          #5
          how did you type so perfectly???? did it take you an hour to fix all the mistakes?

          gl
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          • Richkas
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 02-03-08
            • 19396

            #6
            Originally posted by fiveteamer
            Richie when was the last time you saw your cock without the aid of a mirror?
            The last time it was in your mouth you alcoholic degenerate phuck
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            • popadopoulos
              SBR Rookie
              • 07-29-09
              • 43

              #7
              Originally posted by Richkas
              The last time it was in your mouth you alcoholic degenerate phuck
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              • Richkas
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 02-03-08
                • 19396

                #8
                Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                Richie, for being so fukked up, you typed that post remarkebly well
                It took awhile
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                • sickler
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 06-05-08
                  • 15006

                  #9
                  Use wet ones or wet wipes, whatever they're called.

                  Great shower substitute.
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                  • Richkas
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-03-08
                    • 19396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by sickler
                    Use wet ones or wet wipes, whatever they're called.

                    Great shower substitute.
                    Thats what we call a whores bath. That is a option
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                    • BestPlay2day
                      SBR Hall of Famer
                      • 08-25-08
                      • 5794

                      #11
                      Screw the shower and post on SBR. Standing in a slippery shower all fukked up could be a disaster.
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                      • jackpot269
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 09-24-07
                        • 12842

                        #12
                        Whores bath- thats when you just get the important parts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                        • Richkas
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 02-03-08
                          • 19396

                          #13
                          Originally posted by BestPlay2day
                          Screw the shower and lay down and chill on SBR. Standing in a slippery shower all fukked up could be a disaster.
                          Thanks for the concern. But I'm going to shower and smoke a phatty and eat some chocolate ice cream. Thats why I like downers, doesnt phuck with my appetite like coke does
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                          • Richkas
                            SBR Posting Legend
                            • 02-03-08
                            • 19396

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jackpot269
                            Whores bath- thats when you just get the important parts!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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                            • InTheHole
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 04-28-08
                              • 15243

                              #15
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                              • jackpot269
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 09-24-07
                                • 12842

                                #16
                                Originally posted by Richkas
                                Richy are you going to the Bash
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                                • BGS 9.5
                                  SBR MVP
                                  • 01-10-08
                                  • 4628

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Richkas
                                  Thanks for the concern. But I'm going to shower and smoke a phatty and eat some chocolate ice cream. Thats why I like downers, doesnt phuck with my appetite like coke does
                                  Richie is the shit

                                  Go Buckeyes!!!
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                                  • Richkas
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 02-03-08
                                    • 19396

                                    #18
                                    Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                    Richie is the shit

                                    Go Buckeyes!!!
                                    My dad lives in columbus ohio. I agree. Go Buckeyes
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                                    • t-bone
                                      SBR MVP
                                      • 03-18-08
                                      • 3732

                                      #19
                                      i still can't get over richies cardinals -2.5 play weeks ago........this guy is an asset to SBR regardless of drug consumption!
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                                      • Richkas
                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                        • 02-03-08
                                        • 19396

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by jackpot269
                                        Richy are you going to the Bash
                                        No. I have back surgery scheduled for the 19th.
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                                        • Richkas
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 02-03-08
                                          • 19396

                                          #21
                                          Originally posted by t-bone
                                          i still can't get over richies cardinals -2.5 play weeks ago........this guy is an asset to SBR regardless of drug consumption!
                                          thank you bro
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                                          • Jimmy0607
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 04-09-09
                                            • 7785

                                            #22
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                                            • DwightShrute
                                              SBR Aristocracy
                                              • 01-17-09
                                              • 103755

                                              #23
                                              try this next time, you cant lose

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                                              • Richkas
                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                • 02-03-08
                                                • 19396

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by t-bone
                                                i still can't get over richies cardinals -2.5 play weeks ago........this guy is an asset to SBR regardless of drug consumption!

                                                People dont want to win. Here are the horses I posted the last 2 days. All winners





                                                Every one of them winners. I killed them the last 2 days. Granted I do lose though.
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                                                • Richkas
                                                  SBR Posting Legend
                                                  • 02-03-08
                                                  • 19396

                                                  #25
                                                  Originally posted by DwightShrute
                                                  try this next time, you cant lose

                                                  I take 2 PM's every night for the last 30 years. I can phuck on those. But not on opiots or however u spell it.
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                                                  • jackpot269
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 09-24-07
                                                    • 12842

                                                    #26
                                                    Originally posted by Richkas
                                                    No. I have back surgery scheduled for the 19th.
                                                    Sorry to hear about your back hope all gos well !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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                                                    • DwightShrute
                                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                                      • 01-17-09
                                                      • 103755

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by Richkas
                                                      I take 2 PM's every night for the last 30 years. I can phuck on those. But not on opiots or however u spell it.
                                                      only meant it as a joke of course
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                                                      • Richkas
                                                        SBR Posting Legend
                                                        • 02-03-08
                                                        • 19396

                                                        #28
                                                        Shower over, doobie rolled,Seinfeld on, I love you guys, later
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                                                        • fiveteamer
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 04-14-08
                                                          • 10805

                                                          #29
                                                          How the **** is Richie still alive?

                                                          35% Body fat.

                                                          Booze.

                                                          Drugs.

                                                          Gambling.

                                                          Hookers.

                                                          Huffing.

                                                          Unreal.
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                                                          • rake922
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 12-23-07
                                                            • 11692

                                                            #30
                                                            How do I access the Richkas video collection? is it still around?
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                                                            • Richkas
                                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                                              • 02-03-08
                                                              • 19396

                                                              #31
                                                              Originally posted by rake922
                                                              How do I access the Richkas video collection? is it still around?
                                                              no, that will change soon. I just got to figure out which phone at verizon records the best and the longest. Ive had my phone for 2.5 years and I'm due for a upgrade. I just got tired of making videos at the computer desk. When I get my phone and record on the run, I promise you my videos will be the best. I guarantee it.
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                                                              • Richkas
                                                                SBR Posting Legend
                                                                • 02-03-08
                                                                • 19396

                                                                #32
                                                                Originally posted by fiveteamer
                                                                How the **** is Richie still alive?

                                                                35% Body fat.

                                                                Booze.

                                                                Drugs.

                                                                Gambling.

                                                                Hookers.

                                                                Huffing.

                                                                Unreal.
                                                                Booze. It pickles your body like the shit they put frogs in for kids to disect. I swear every since I drank I have never been sick. I have back problems, but never get the flu or any shit.
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                                                                • Shortstop
                                                                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                                                                  • 01-02-09
                                                                  • 27281

                                                                  #33
                                                                  Richie, keep posting winners. That's all I care about.

                                                                  Great avatar too.
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                                                                  • ijustwant2bpaid
                                                                    Restricted User
                                                                    • 11-11-08
                                                                    • 3706

                                                                    #34
                                                                    kinda sad I am prescribed 3 30mg instant release oxycodones and 2 80mg extended release oxycontins a day. If I ate the pills you did you couldnt even tell the difference from mme compared to when im perfectly sober.
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                                                                    • Bread
                                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                                      • 23726

                                                                      #35
                                                                      Richie you really need to find Jesus.

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