Drove to Saratoga yesterday. Not to go bet the horses mind you, but to take two 15 year old girls to see the midget mandingo Lil Wayne. After the show, as I was waiting for the girls to leave the concert I saw at least 200 girls dressed as if they had one thing on their mind. No it wasn't finding true love at the Concession Stand, it was getting a venereal disease from the first drunken Hollister boy who could yelll "bitch" the loudest as they grabbed their crotch. I swear they were all dressed like NYC whores circa 1987. Clear Stiletto heels with neon tank tops on. These girls were ready for cock-a-doodle-do. After rubbing one out as I waited in the car, I heard a girl yell at her "boyfriend" you ain't getting shit from this bitch tonight!! Not unless you get me that shirt!! I found out later the shirts were $50, so I guess whatever he was going to get wasn't worth $50. By the looks of the girls, I think in 3 years, it might have been. Anyway, just wanted to share. Thank you Lil Wayne for corrupting the minds of our caucasian youth. I thank you, President Obama thanks you, and all the gynecologists across the country thank you.