Here on vacation in Las Vegas...these slots are set to absolute kill mode

[bettilimbroke999]

You are better off lighting your money on fire and hoping it spontaneously multiplies than playing the slots in Las Vegas...when you come here enjoy yourself...bet some sports...maybe craps/blackjack (but be very fukin careful with blackjack bc they are paying 6/5 blackjacks now basically everywhere which is fuckin criminal)...however tough you think sports betting is it's 1000x easier than the slots here in Las Vegas...sure you'll probably lose but at least you have a chance....FUCKVEGAS.COM

[jjgold]

That’s any casino

[Big Bear]

That’s any casino

FALSE

try Palace Station

the slots are looser than a 34 year olds pussy

[bettilimbroke999]

That’s any casino

JJ it's different here in Vegas...sure you're going to lose at slots anywhere in the long-run but here on the LV even in the short-run you have 0 chance...literally 0...they're set as tight as is literally possible...if anyone's here in Vegas and wants to put 100 in a machine and do a double or nothing challenge I'll give you 3 to 1 and you can bet up to a $1000 until one of us loses 10k or quits...bring cash boys...you haven't seen anything like these slots you have NO HOPE

[bettilimbroke999]

FALSE

try Palace Station

the slots are looser than a 34 year olds pussy

No clue where that is...I'm not a pro slots player...I'm just staying on the LV strip walking around so I dont have to pay 15 bux every time I park and you're naming dumps out in the sticks...try PH, Caesar's, Bellagio, Venetian, Linq, fukin ANY LV strip casino, if you like the strip dumps Strat, Bally's, Casino Royale whatever thinking they'd have to be looser you're dead wrong if anything they're tighter...there should literally not be a slot being played here at any of the LV strip casinos if ppl had any sense whatsoever

[ThaWoj]

I never played slots in Vegas but I crush them on occasion in Biloxi. My average bet is $5/spin but I range from $2.50 to $15.

Of course I have a lot of bad days too...

[PaperTrail07]

My buddy that lives out there plays MIN $10 slots...usually a $100 a pull...he claims all the small one are exactly like you said....tight as a MF....

[PaperTrail07]

Bellagio and park MGM top dollar -wheel o F and pinball

[bettilimbroke999]

Oh btw folks EVERY casino is charging these scam ass "resort fees" of $35+ tax a night AND THAT SOMEHOW DOESN'T INCLUDE PARKING...I swear man it makes me sick I first came to Vegas in 2002 when I was 20 w a fake ID and Vegas in the past 17 years has become scammier and scammier every year...I come to hangout on the strip w/friends who want to see all the sights of the LV strip, maybe checkout Fremont St (maybe not I've seen it enough and it sucks)...Resort Fees/Parking Fees/Tightest slots on planet earth, 6/5 blackjack everywhere on the strip...shit sucks from a gambling standpoint and from a value standpoint for your trip...RUININGVEGAS.com...bet sports here boys for your gambling and enjoy the sights and take in a show or 2...that's my advice take it or leave bol

[Big Bear]

No clue where that is...I'm not a pro slots player...I'm just staying on the LV strip walking around so I dont have to pay 15 bux every time I park and you're naming dumps out in the sticks...try PH, Caesar's, Bellagio, Venetian, Linq, fukin ANY LV strip casino, if you like the strip dumps Strat, Bally's, Casino Royale whatever thinking they'd have to be looser you're dead wrong if anything they're tighter...there should literally not be a slot being played here at any of the LV strip casinos if ppl had any sense whatsoever

its off strip

they have a good oyster bar

[Auto Donk]

go to binions and golden nugget downtown for slots..... strip will kick you in the nuts over and over, except for in the high rollers rooms at aria and cosmo.....

[bettilimbroke999]

My buddy that lives out there plays MIN $10 slots...usually a $100 a pull...he claims all the small one are exactly like you said....tight as a MF....

Look I own 2 homes I'm not looking to come out here and make a living or lose my life savings...I am an entertainment gambler but fuk me this is ridiculous...I think they would actually make MUCH MORE money by loosening the slots a little and giving ppl a slight glimmer of hope

BTW NEW PLAYER SIGNUP BONUSES...GONE...no freeplay no nothing...not even at the dump Stratosphere...back when I first came they sucked u dry to show you a good time on your first visit now they don't give AF...all I see out here in the strip casinos is ppl walking around aimlessly not playing or doing chit...either they lost it all or realize that these slots are for looks only and that 6/5 blackjack is criminal...I really honestly don't know what the average gambler does here in LV anymore...you would be 10x better off gambling at the casino an hour from you back home...so come here bet some sports fuk a hooker if ya like get wasted/high (very strong weed here but skyhigh prices) and look around and that's bout it

[PaperTrail07]

I get it LOL LOL....You don't want to have to bring millions to enjoy a nice weekend....I'm just saying $ and % wise....your better taking 1-2K and whipping it into a high end machine....rather than grinding a $5 machine....quick and cold but better chance....

Look I own 2 homes I'm not looking to come out here and make a living or lose my life savings...I am an entertainment gambler but fuk me this is ridiculous...I think they would actually make MUCH MORE money by loosening the slots a little and giving ppl a slight glimmer of hope

BTW NEW PLAYER SIGNUP BONUSES...GONE...no freeplay no nothing...not even at the dump Stratosphere...back when I first came they sucked u dry to show you a good time on your first visit now they don't give AF...all I see out here in the strip casinos is ppl walking around aimlessly not playing or doing chit...either they lost it all or realize that these slots are for looks only at that 6/5 blackjack is criminal

[PaperTrail07]

and I agree w the 6/5 blackjack....those places penetrating print $...don't kick the min player/average joe when he is down.....2/3 of those min players don't even double or split....give them a penetrating chance LOL.... I gave a VERY harsh review of my local casino and let tha be known...like they give a F lol..

[bettilimbroke999]

I get it LOL LOL....You don't want to have to bring millions to enjoy a nice weekend....I'm just saying $ and % wise....your better taking 1-2K and whipping it into a high end machine....rather than grinding a $5 machine....quick and cold but better chance....

Lol I hear ya maybe so who knows...I'm here for 4 days so if I try high limit slots I'll be back on the plane down a grand or 2 before it takes back off...I play low limits and have blown a grand relatively quickly and easily and this is betting 50 cents-2.50 a spin

[PaperTrail07]

lol no doubt...yeah the low limit slots literally just time bleed you out----its like they expect people to only play for free drinks and not leave upset after they get crushed...solid MLB day for sure.....maybe place a few sports bets lol...no runs in 2st for 1K and pray lol...

Lol I hear ya maybe so who knows...I'm here for 4 days so if I try high limit slots I'll be back on the plane down a grand or 2 before it takes back off...I play low limits and have blown a grand relatively quickly and easily and this is betting 50 cents-2.50 a spin

[BigdaddyQH]

The reason why Vegas gets away with these ridiculous prices and casino changes is because you guys are dumb enough to keep throwing your money away in Vegas. If people stop going to Vegas, or throwing their money away, this would not be happening. Obviously none of you understand the difference between the Vegas of the Mob days, and the Vegas of today. Back in the day, the Hotels did not have to show a profit. Just keep the gamblers happy and break even. The Casino's made all of the money. Today, the corporate world runs Vegas. Indian Casino's abound all over the nation. Sports wagering is becoming easier and easier with the new laws. Corporate America knows only one way to make a buck and that is to sucker the macho, yuppie crowd into paying exorbitant prices for everything. These fools fall for it every time. The "Station" Hotels are known for being "local" joints. That is where the locals hang out. They are much cheaper than the Strip Models or the nicer Downtown Hotels, but they still are not cheap.

[swordsandtequila]

Was just out there week and a half ago and every blackjack table I saw was 6/5. Didn't play one hand. Bet football and played craps, plus a little roulette. No slots, just video poker via freeplays. Pretty much broke even (killed college, got killed pro ) Hook up with friends every fall so it's all for fun, but you're right regarding cost. Prices are sky high on everything and the resort fees are borderline criminal. Mlife players card takes care of parking but still

[swordsandtequila]

The reason why Vegas gets away with these ridiculous prices and casino changes is because you guys are dumb enough to keep throwing your money away in Vegas. If people stop going to Vegas, or throwing their money away, this would not be happening. Obviously none of you understand the difference between the Vegas of the Mob days, and the Vegas of today. Back in the day, the Hotels did not have to show a profit. Just keep the gamblers happy and break even. The Casino's made all of the money. Today, the corporate world runs Vegas. Indian Casino's abound all over the nation. Sports wagering is becoming easier and easier with the new laws. Corporate America knows only one way to make a buck and that is to sucker the macho, yuppie crowd into paying exorbitant prices for everything. These fools fall for it every time. The "Station" Hotels are known for being "local" joints. That is where the locals hang out. They are much cheaper than the Strip Models or the nicer Downtown Hotels, but they still are not cheap.

No shit sherlock, that's the way the whole world works. Back in your hole.

[jjgold]

vegas sucks now

stay away

[RudyRuetigger]

i never understood slots

pull a lever and watch your money disappear?

atleast craps you get to roll fukkin dice

[Smoke]

FALSE

try Palace Station

the slots are looser than a 34 year olds pussy

What if she is a 34 year old virgin bear

[MrSink]

Wig hetting bigger every year

[bettilimbroke999]

i never understood slots

pull a lever and watch your money disappear?

atleast craps you get to roll fukkin dice

I throw dice and watch my money disappear as well...slots I dont have to explain to ppl with me (especially women who have no concept of gambling)...moral of the story is I'm gonna lose at the casino but give me some fukin entertainment and a slim hope to make it at least enjoyable

[ThaWoj]

i never understood slots

pull a lever and watch your money disappear?

atleast craps you get to roll fukkin dice

I used to think like that too but after hitting a few big jackpots when I first started playing slots, I am now hooked. It's the thrill of bonus chasing and the "it only takes one spin to hit the big win"

[RudyRuetigger]

bet on a game then

[Jayvegas420]

Go to Hooters

[hyp3]

Go to Red Rock

[Grits n' Gravy]

Go to Hooters

No longer exists.

Video reel slots are tight no matter where you play. At best they are using a 11.8% hold program. Most likely a 15.9% program. Either way, you aren’t beating them.

Old style reel games and video poker are far better options.

[TheMoneyShot]

Bellagio and park MGM top dollar -wheel o F and pinball

I very rarely play slots... but over the last 12 years or so... I've had amazing luck with Wheel Of Fortune. Sure I analyze while other people are playing slots... different machines. But in my opinion.... there is no other slot that pays more.

[Grits n' Gravy]

FALSE

try Palace Station

the slots are looser than a 34 year olds pussy

Have you ever been to Palace much less tested out a 34 year old’s cooch? Seeing your mom naked flapping her curtains doesn’t count.

[Grits n' Gravy]

I very rarely play slots... but over the last 12 years or so... I've had amazing luck with Wheel Of Fortune. Sure I analyze while other people are playing slots... different machines. But in my opinion.... there is no other slot that pays more.

WoF is one of the tightest programs on a reel machine. The semi-frequent bonus wheel spins give off the impression that they pay out. Only reason you see them on floors, is they outperform other models. With the participation fees paid to igt on revenues, they wouldn’t keep them if they didn’t have high holds.

[PaperTrail07]

are the % diff for the high $ vs the lower grits? My buddy legit only plays the high $ ones claiming the low are slow bleed....what abouttop $ and pinball they are all over and not exactly impressive looking machines...

WoF is one of the tightest programs on a reel machine. The semi-frequent bonus wheel spins give off the impression that they pay out. Only reason you see them on floors, is they outperform other models. With the participation fees paid to igt on revenues, they wouldn’t keep them if they didn’t have high holds.

[BeatTheJerk]

FALSE

try Palace Station

the slots are looser than a 34 year olds pussy

34 ? You young fukk

[Jayvegas420]

What's Hooters now?