Name the worst team names you have ever seen

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  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82907

    #1
    Name the worst team names you have ever seen
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  • DwightShrute
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 01-17-09
    • 103755

    #2
    Dallas Cowboys
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    • Intuitive_Edge
      SBR MVP
      • 07-22-09
      • 1644

      #3


      Nothing meaner than a koala
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      • AMBlai01
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 09-16-08
        • 5882

        #4
        I like the IronPigs. I think that is kinda a fun name.
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        • blittydeuce
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-11-08
          • 5572

          #5
          The Anaheim Ducks, ECHL Affiliate. I believe they have folded after 1 season
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          • BrentCrude
            SBR MVP
            • 11-16-05
            • 4665

            #6
            Favorites are the Lansing Lugnuts in class A Midwest League Baseball.

            Ranch kukamonga ''spelling''Quakes class A ball in California

            Worst least imaginative nicknames are the dozens with dogs at the end of their name.Salt Dogs,Ice Dogs,River Dogs etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.etc.

            Why hasn't a team named themselves the greyhounds or thoroughbreds??????Fast and speedy cool names!Cars have never used those names either.No vehicle has ever been named after a dog.

            You can find cheap worn minor league jerseys at www.murfandpat.com

            We have this wooden bat league in the upper midwest made up of major college kids on summer vacation.Some real duds for nicknames where merchandise has no appeal.Duluth Huskies.Hmmm,there are only 10000000 teams from high school to college to minor leagues named Huskies.There are just as many husky dogs in Eau Claire,Mankato or Sioux Falls as there are in Duluth.The Green Bay Bullfrogs.Been to Green Bay many times and never saw a bullfrog but I'm sure they hang around Lake Michigan.No imagination on naming teams.Call yourself the Green Bay Whackers with a a picture of a union thug like Tony Soprano on the jersey and you will sell some merchandise!!!!Green Bay is a blue collar town and world wide the jerseys would sell.If that fails because it's too violent,they could always call themselves the Green Bay cheeseheads.How about Bratts for Brattwurst?

            Another team that uses a play on words where I like their nickname is the Cedar Rapids kernels,not colonels, in class A Midwest league ball.The Post Toasties corn flake company is right down the street from where they play.

            Then you have the Las Vegas 51's named for Area 51.They have an alien,space alien,not illegal alien on their jerseys.SHARP jerseys.I think Murf and Pat sell them.

            The Rimouski Oceanic Quebec junior A hockey.Love that name.

            Thunder Bay Whisky Jacks,a bird related to the Blue Jay that I feed castoff food by the ton at my cabin is a cool name.Nice jerseys but they are a defunct Northern League team now.Murf and Pat sell their jerseys.
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