I went to a wedding reception recently and shot the bull with the bartender about what he sees at receptions.He told me that it's pretty common for guys in their 20's to meet women in their 60's at receptions and end up taking it outside in the backseats of cars with them.What the f%$k!How drunk do you have to be to do that as a guy?Your punishment is that if your friends find out what you did,you will get harrassed relentlessly about it and never live it down.From here on out no woman your age would want to go out with you where you are banished.I don't get it,has everything just become perfectly normal and acceptable without repercussions?Can you imagine having parents in your 50's that seetheir kid with a woman they remember being in high school when they were in grade school.hehe!
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She'd have to be one hell of a cougar
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I'd bang her in a second...
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and I am 20 something. Now what?Comment -
ive banged a 44 yr old, best ive doneComment -
Originally posted by Deuce
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When I was in high school Angie Dickinson was probably????but you thought of her as being old but hot.She was in Police Story at the time and then did a scene in a movie where she was having a big O in the back seat of a taxi.Guys still didn't dare saying she was hot though.I think she's got alzheimers now?I remember her talking about how Alzheimers ran in her family and this was 20 years ago.
So alot of women in their 60's can look good but many look like Aunt Bea or are cadaver like.House dresses and therapeutic diabetic leg ulcer hosiery visions here along with the smell of moth balls and sounds of Lawrence Welk music playing in the background.not good!Well,the plus side is that they won't remember you the next day where they call you up or drive by your house looking for more.God forbid that your parents are over for a visit and some Aunt Bea shows up at your door.What do you tell your parents,it's an Avon lady lost in a time warp.hehe!
I remember a rumor that used to float around way back in the 60's and 70's where Glen Campbell would shun young groupies where he selected granny groupies that were 40 years older than him.Is that sick or what!Now the old drunk fart probably wants 20 year olds and all he can get are the women who were 40 years older than him in 1970 that are still around today.Maybe Glen should have sung,Abra,abra cadaver,I want to reach out and grab you.
They had a guy talking about Elvis's sex perversions last night.He could not ''or can't'' get it up if he knew ''knows'' a woman was a mother.He liked ''or likes.hehe!'' his women hairy too.Comment -
I don't discriminate...I would throw a bone to an older woman...Comment -
Us older women need attention alsoComment -
Ever see a widower guy in his 70's that's not bad looking and might have a few bucks going out with some granny that looks and acts like Tweety and Puddy Cat's Granny from the cartoon?I see this scenario daily.You feel like walking up to the guy and having a talk with him or shaking him to knock some sense into his head.Man a live,is that what's instore for guys here when they get to be that age?Is sex really that important where you would resort to being with her if you can't get someone better looking at the wrinkle ranch??Talk about death staring you in the face when you are doing it.It's morbid.hehe!Just go to Vegas a couple times a year and pay for something better and get it out of your system where you aren't lusting after Tweety's Granny who will cramp your style 24-7-365 where you have to cart her around to church,buy her meals and take her to polka festivals and crap like that blowing money you could be drinking,gambling and spending on women of the night with.Comment -
granny love. bj with no teethComment -
If I wanted to fvck a 60 year old woman I would rather buy a dead chicken and hump that. It will feel the same.Comment -
speaking from experience?
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