Things I think are a good idea when I am wasted.....

flyingillini · 07-26-09, 06:32 PM

Is that from a tanning booth?

AMBlai01 · 07-26-09, 06:34 PM

I have no idea what it is from....but it surely isn't natural.

flyingillini · 07-26-09, 06:36 PM

It could be the tanning spray ha

DeeWizzle · 07-26-09, 06:37 PM

Whoa!

jjgold · 07-26-09, 06:38 PM

fukkin classic Amber

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 06:59 PM

Who is that white-as-a-sheet asshole next to the hot chick?

AMBlai01 · 07-26-09, 07:04 PM

I don;t know Dutchman but he sure looks like a douche, doesn't he?

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 07:06 PM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

I don;t know Dutchman but he sure looks like a douche, doesn't he?

He does, now that you mention it...

Hey, can he introduce me to his cute friend?

AMBlai01 · 07-26-09, 07:10 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

He does, now that you mention it...

Hey, can he introduce me to his cute friend?

Yeah sure.....anytime.

RogueScholar · 07-26-09, 07:12 PM

Actually, AMBy looks cuter and cuter the more pictures I see of him. This picture is particularly attractive. He's always smiling too, he looks like such a happy guy. That's my problem with Onner, he's always so depressed and gloomy.

Crash · 07-26-09, 07:35 PM

thats awesome wouldnt expect anything less...... funny thing about it is i brought home this fat bitch and on the way back i was thinking man i should make up an excuse becasue i started to realize what i was doing .... but then i was like naaaaaaaaaaa gonna get this one done!!!!!! hahahahaha

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 07:37 PM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

Yeah sure.....anytime.

OK, good. Tell her that I'm at least twice as good-looking as sheet-boy, and I got money cause I'm not a loser like you.

...and I don't do sex on the first date, no matter how much she begs...

pavyracer · 07-26-09, 07:43 PM

Is she rake922's sister?

Fischnasty · 07-26-09, 07:45 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

I don't do sex on the first date

that would explain a lot

blittydeuce · 07-26-09, 07:52 PM

wow

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 07:56 PM

Originally posted by Fischnasty

that would explain a lot

You do? That's why your dick's rotting off, you low-life degenerate.

Junkyard Dog · 07-26-09, 07:58 PM

Teela · 07-26-09, 08:02 PM

Amby, was she that tan everywhere?

AMBlai01 · 07-26-09, 08:04 PM

Yes Teela....not quite AS bad as her face...but still very dark..no lines

Matt Rain · 07-26-09, 08:06 PM

Amby likes 'em toasted when he's baked. *rimshot*

I'm sorry.

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 08:18 PM

Amby, you took the photo down!!!!

AMBlai01 · 07-26-09, 08:22 PM

I did.....I do have a heart you know....

Flying Dutchman · 07-26-09, 08:25 PM

Originally posted by AMBlai01

I did.....I do have a heart you know....

Crap, I was in LOVE! I didn't get a chance to make a copy of it!!!!

BeatTheJerk · 07-26-09, 08:40 PM

RS is that you in the pic along with the famous Elton John, or is that doctored I can't really tell ...............

Mudcat · 07-27-09, 08:35 AM

That's a shame you took down the pic. I have a thing for pre-cancerous chix.

Bread · 07-27-09, 09:11 AM

That chick was made of leather.

Looks like Lakerboy is trying to fit in again. So adorable, his contrived anger fits.

Flying Dutchman · 07-27-09, 09:57 PM

Originally posted by Bread

That chick was made of leather.

Looks like Lakerboy is trying to fit in again. So adorable, his contrived anger fits.

Laker's in this thread somewhere? must have missed him.

....yeah, the Laker is back on his meds again....

Bread · 07-27-09, 10:11 PM

Originally posted by Flying Dutchman

Laker's in this thread somewhere? must have missed him.

....yeah, the Laker is back on his meds again....

Oops you're right. I meant you. Like I've told you before, you two are the exact same idiot to me.

BrentCrude · 07-27-09, 10:23 PM

Anyone know who Roger Miller was?I love his music and it's a hoot when straightlaced people like it too because the guy couldn't write or sing a song unless he was wasted.Then as long as I'm on the country vein,Buck Owens got Ringo Star and a few other big names from rock and country together in a studio for a few days and it turned into a 3day binge.Owens wanted to release the CD but his so called friends were so embarrassed of their drunkeness singing,they threatened to sue him if it ever was released.

Flying Dutchman · 07-27-09, 10:47 PM

Originally posted by BrentCrude

Anyone know who Roger Miller was?I love his music and it's a hoot when straightlaced people like it too because the guy couldn't write or sing a song unless he was wasted.Then as long as I'm on the country vein,Buck Owens got Ringo Star and a few other big names from rock and country together in a studio for a few days and it turned into a 3day binge.Owens wanted to release the CD but his so called friends were so embarrassed of their drunkeness singing,they threatened to sue him if it ever was released.

Brent, you must be an old fvk...older than Bread. Good taste in music tho.

Bread: you're fvkking stoned and/or drunk again pal if you can't see the dif between me an Laker.

I can spell and use decent grammar for two things.

RogueJuror · 07-27-09, 10:57 PM

what was this about?

reno cool · 07-27-09, 11:55 PM

I don't know rj, but this is a classic post.

Originally posted by Crash

thats awesome wouldnt expect anything less...... funny thing about it is i brought home this fat bitch and on the way back i was thinking man i should make up an excuse becasue i started to realize what i was doing .... but then i was like naaaaaaaaaaa gonna get this one done!!!!!! hahahahaha

mathdotcom · 07-28-09, 12:17 AM

I did not see pic. Was it a tranny with sun rot??