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  • ABEHONEST
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-27-09
    • 9474

    #1
    Morning quiz ?
    Pete and RePete were sitting on the fence ...well Pete falls off...who's left ?
  • MilfDriller
    Restricted User
    • 11-23-08
    • 10186

    #2
    Is the answer:

    Obama raises the taxes and both Petes are saved
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    • Nickelicious
      SBR MVP
      • 05-21-09
      • 2647

      #3
      Pete's on the ground, RePete's on the fence, and the Cubs win the World Series in October.
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      • head_strong
        SBR MVP
        • 07-02-08
        • 4318

        #4
        I'd guess that Pete was playing with Repete's peter when a skeeter flew over from the bird feeder and landed inside his wife beater, scared he was going to catch a bleeder, the fence no longer was a 2 seater, he probably landed about a meter from the outdoor heater, where he ran into a greeter that told him Repete is a cheater that really wants to be a dick eater.
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        • Nickelicious
          SBR MVP
          • 05-21-09
          • 2647

          #5
          Freakin' tweeter.
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          • head_strong
            SBR MVP
            • 07-02-08
            • 4318

            #6
            The actual answer is neither, they both ran home to watch Leave it to Beaver, then one caught the fever from eating the other ones beaver, one played the role of griever so the other one could catch a breather, to rest up for the 4some with 2 brothers with the last name Weaver ....Jered & Jeff
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            • Nickelicious
              SBR MVP
              • 05-21-09
              • 2647

              #7
              Those lucky Weavers got the Beavers. Must be pleasers or the divers wouldn't be achievers.
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              • head_strong
                SBR MVP
                • 07-02-08
                • 4318

                #8
                You know those Weavers are always diving in deeper, they have to be top of the line breeders, you'd think when they were finished they would go to the cleaners, they probably have to break out the tweezers, especially since they love tossing salad I heard their favorite was caesar, it was announced after one of their games on the loud speaker.....
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                • MilfDriller
                  Restricted User
                  • 11-23-08
                  • 10186

                  #9
                  Lots of iambic pentameter going on up on in this beyotch!
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                  • reno cool
                    SBR MVP
                    • 07-02-08
                    • 3567

                    #10
                    oh, so this is whats his name? slim shady
                    bird bird da bird's da word
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                    • Nickelicious
                      SBR MVP
                      • 05-21-09
                      • 2647

                      #11
                      Jeezers, these heathens have squeezed this thread into a teasing yet queasy and cheesy exchange of sleazy seizures!
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                      • xxdjstriderxx
                        SBR MVP
                        • 11-25-08
                        • 4740

                        #12
                        abe, now whats a nice ol man like you doing on a degenerate gambling forum here with us folk?
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                        • ABEHONEST
                          SBR Hall of Famer
                          • 06-27-09
                          • 9474

                          #13
                          Originally posted by xxdjstriderxx
                          abe, now whats a nice ol man like you doing on a degenerate gambling forum here with us folk?
                          This is why I am asking SBR to reinstate the "death penalty" .I deserve to be "Head Executioner" !
                          Allow Ol' Abe[with ages of wisdom] to judge who,or whom to guillotine .
                          I will be fair,any member over 50 would be safe ,then I would weed out 40/49 retards[many who have went through a divorce,or about too],and a lot of these moron's are still paying their kids College education ,wow,their brains have to be scrambled ? .Next with a very fine screening ,I will execute the idiots 30/39,who spend so much time worrying about their approaching middle-age.[you know who you are ]
                          On to the next gang of fk offs,the 20/29,whose only concern in life is ,"do I look ok",and ,will I get to bang a "chick" today "? !This over "testosteroned" gang is probably the "worst"of all!Not many of these will survive my newly polished blade .
                          And then on to the least contributors to this forum,the "extraordinary dumb,"teenagers !
                          Come on SBR ,what possible contribution can a 13/19 year old make ?
                          I am waiting for SBR's answer ?
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                          • xxdjstriderxx
                            SBR MVP
                            • 11-25-08
                            • 4740

                            #14
                            post some winners abe
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                            • Hirtcha
                              SBR Rookie
                              • 07-30-09
                              • 36

                              #15
                              You never gave the answer?
                              Paul Harvey, "Good Day"
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                              • ABEHONEST
                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                • 06-27-09
                                • 9474

                                #16
                                I never gave you an answer because you never gave me an answer ?
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                                • ABEHONEST
                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                  • 06-27-09
                                  • 9474

                                  #17
                                  Okay ,if Pete and Repete are sitting on the fence and Pete falls off...who's left ??
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                                  • The General
                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                    • 08-10-05
                                    • 13279

                                    #18
                                    Re
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                                    • ABEHONEST
                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                      • 06-27-09
                                      • 9474

                                      #19
                                      Re who ?
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                                      • Hirtcha
                                        SBR Rookie
                                        • 07-30-09
                                        • 36

                                        #20
                                        peteeeee
                                        Paul Harvey, "Good Day"
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                                        • Hirtcha
                                          SBR Rookie
                                          • 07-30-09
                                          • 36

                                          #21
                                          Abe you are an angry old man, go to bed
                                          Paul Harvey, "Good Day"
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                                          • ABEHONEST
                                            SBR Hall of Famer
                                            • 06-27-09
                                            • 9474

                                            #22
                                            Why make "jokes" about this quiz ?
                                            And your answer ...is it Pete ?
                                            Com'on you brat..makes some sense here or go to bed !
                                            It's probably past your bedtime now ?
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                                            • The General
                                              SBR Posting Legend
                                              • 08-10-05
                                              • 13279

                                              #23
                                              Pete fell off so Repete is left.
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                                              • ABEHONEST
                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                • 06-27-09
                                                • 9474

                                                #24
                                                Sorry general,but there is only a one word answer .
                                                And your answer is.......?
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                                                • donthalfstep
                                                  SBR Rookie
                                                  • 07-30-09
                                                  • 29

                                                  #25
                                                  hHh

                                                  hahaha huh i dont follow.
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                                                  • BGS 9.5
                                                    SBR MVP
                                                    • 01-10-08
                                                    • 4627

                                                    #26
                                                    I remember 3rd grade......
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                                                    • ABEHONEST
                                                      SBR Hall of Famer
                                                      • 06-27-09
                                                      • 9474

                                                      #27
                                                      Originally posted by BGS 9.5
                                                      I remember 3rd grade......

                                                      You mean last year ?
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                                                      • head_strong
                                                        SBR MVP
                                                        • 07-02-08
                                                        • 4318

                                                        #28
                                                        This thread is over.....myself and Nickelicious already solved the riddle.
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                                                        • ABEHONEST
                                                          SBR Hall of Famer
                                                          • 06-27-09
                                                          • 9474

                                                          #29
                                                          Originally posted by head_strong
                                                          This thread is over.....myself and Nickelicious already solved the riddle.
                                                          Why would you guys want to make jokes over one of the more serious topics going on on SBR ?
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                                                          • BGS 9.5
                                                            SBR MVP
                                                            • 01-10-08
                                                            • 4627

                                                            #30
                                                            Originally posted by ABEHONEST
                                                            You mean last year ?
                                                            Yes, last year
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