Jury duty is the biggest bunch of BS.

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  • Bluehorseshoe
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 07-13-06
    • 15019

    #1
    Jury duty is the biggest bunch of BS.
    I received another letter this year and now financial hardship is not an option. How do they expect people to stop their lives for 6 weeks?? If you run a small business, you're completely screwed.

    They need to go to a professional jury system already.
  • pavyracer
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 04-12-07
    • 82907

    #2
    It's Obama's fault.
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    • Bluehorseshoe
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 07-13-06
      • 15019

      #3
      Originally posted by pavyracer
      It's Obama's fault.
      I agree. If it wasn't for Obama........
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      • Emily_Haines
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 04-14-09
        • 15917

        #4
        Just say a bunch of raciest stuff when they question you then you will get booted.
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        • Richkas
          SBR Posting Legend
          • 02-03-08
          • 19396

          #5
          Be up front with them and tell them you are a hardcore racist and you will be let go. Youll get a hardcore lecture but its worth it. Ive did it before
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            Jury duty is the easiest fukkin thing to get out of. Whatever the case is about, just say something showing you are clearly partial.

            If guy is black, then say something racist.
            If it's white collar theft, then say you know compaqdikk personally (or that you think all businessmen are crooks)
            If it's some pedophile, then say you think all pedophiles should be hanged
            etc
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            • BGS 9.5
              SBR MVP
              • 01-10-08
              • 4628

              #7
              Originally posted by mathdotcom
              Jury duty is the easiest fukkin thing to get out of. Whatever the case is about, just say something showing you are clearly partial.

              If guy is black, then say something racist.
              If it's white collar theft, then say you know compaqdikk personally (or that you think all businessmen are crooks)
              If it's some pedophile, then say you think all pedophiles should be hanged
              etc
              True, still pretty easy to get out of...
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              • Reload
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 03-23-08
                • 12250

                #8
                I've been to it a couple of times. Got on a trial one time and thankfully it was done the same day - it was so unimportant of a case that it only had a 6 person jury.
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                • pico
                  BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                  • 04-05-07
                  • 27321

                  #9
                  i would get out of jury duty every time. just say, he looks guilty and you trust your judgement because the voice in your head told you so.
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                  • gym rat
                    SBR Sharp
                    • 01-25-07
                    • 476

                    #10
                    90% of the time you won't be there for more than one week anyways. Just suck it up like a man a do your time.
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                    • reno cool
                      SBR MVP
                      • 07-02-08
                      • 3567

                      #11
                      but do you know what the case is about before hand?

                      I would just say I try to not judge others and wouldn't convict anybody.
                      bird bird da bird's da word
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