Go and find a 3rd world immigrant hot babe and tell her that you are the sun god and that she better get it on with you or else you will make the sun will be covered forever bringing great hardship to her people who pick crops for a living.So you have a 3 minute window of opportunity and that's plenty of time to finish business.
Sort of got that one from the old tv series Maverick where Brett got out of a jam with the Indians who had him tied to the stake right before an eclipse he knew about took place.