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  • Bread
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-16-08
    • 23726

    #1
    I recorded the craziest conversation in chat
    Onthewhat: NICKAY!
    Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear just look at how much Onner has grown. Just last year he was 5'3", and today, I swear to God boys he is 5'4"
    Flying Illini: Cradle me.
    Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear to God we are all just wasting our time. We need to get out of the house. Go see a movie. We are wasting our time.
    Richkas: I only leave the house to buy crack. Plus, mom has me on a 8 PM curfew.
    Flying Illini: Orale ese.
    Richkas: I used to leave the trailer to go play the but my 3rd DUI put an end to all of that. God I hate women.
    Pimike: It's OK Richie. Things will get better for you because God cares for the pitiful. He shall provide for you.
    Richkas: Pimike could you please ask God to get me one of these? With my crumbling spine, I've had a few incidents recently and this sure would come in handy.



    Fiveteamer: LOL.
    King Revolver:
    Flying Illini: No mames mijita Carnalito!
    SSLP: You sound like a fukking idiot.
    Flying Illini: I'm rugged vato. Representing from Santa Barbara Holmes.
    King Revolver:
    Nicky Santoro: Boys I'm telling you, I swear to God, it's all about beating the closing line.
    Flying Illini: Somebody say "line?" Yayo!
    Rickhas: I used to love to snort cocaine. Now I can't even bend over to reach the table.
    Flying Illini: YAYO YAYO YAYO ORALE ESE!!
    Lisa: I wonder how much match.com charges?
    Pecos Bill: I blasted a line off my mother's taint during birth.
    Richkas:
    Originally posted by Richkas
    Bread is the biggest cancer this site has. He runs around acting like a fairy all the time.
    Bread: Now now Richie. Be nice. I may dance around in my underwear like a fukking idiot, but I don't act like a fairy, Brokeback Addict.



    Flying Illini:
    Originally posted by flyingillini
    I agree with Richie, he is the one poster on Sbr that I never read his posts or pay attention to his antics, he doesn't interest me.
    Bread: Not true. What about when you told me
    Originally posted by flyingillini
    God Bless your plays Bread, may Jesus Christ bless your forehead.
    Flying Illini: I just wanted to do YAYO off your forehead! Because you're going bald asshole.
    JJ Gold: LOL! Bread is going bald that dumb fukk!
    Bread: There are many more. Like this post from a couple of months ago where you defended me when I was banned:
    Originally posted by flyingillini
    Bread did nothing wrong. Bring him back, who cares, it is a internet forum, if you take offense to what someone calls you or your family, you probably should leave this site. Who cares what the hell someone says about you or your family on here.
    This is cool because now I know that you won't take any offense to any of this
    Flying Dutchman: Is teela in here? No? Ok later.
    Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear to God that tomorrow I'm going to make a Top 17 list of something. I'm not sure what yet but I swear to God boys it will be good.
    TSoprano:
    Pimike:
    Bread: LOL you guys kill me. Never change Dullards. And bite me.



    King Revolver:



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  • flyingillini
    SBR Aristocracy
    • 12-06-06
    • 41222

    #2
    Idiot, change it to Santa bruta califas not Barbara good try
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    • mathdotcom
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-24-08
      • 11689

      #3
      wtf??
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      • Bread
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 03-16-08
        • 23726

        #4
        Santa CLAUS for all I care. blah blah blah....
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        • onthewhat
          Restricted User
          • 05-14-08
          • 15411

          #5
          NiCKAY!
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          • flyingillini
            SBR Aristocracy
            • 12-06-06
            • 41222

            #6
            I am actually on Santa Claus lane right now haha
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            • AMBlai01
              SBR Hall of Famer
              • 09-16-08
              • 5882

              #7
              Hahahaha
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              • betplom
                SBR Posting Legend
                • 09-20-06
                • 13444

                #8


                Bread is the poster of the day.

                I can't believe Richkas doesn't find Bread loveable.

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                • Richkas
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 02-03-08
                  • 19396

                  #9
                  Bread you are SBR's poster boy
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                  • Richkas
                    SBR Posting Legend
                    • 02-03-08
                    • 19396

                    #10
                    Originally posted by betplom


                    Bread is the poster of the day.

                    I can't believe Richkas doesn't find Bread loveable.

                    He's a queer.
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                    • Bread
                      SBR Posting Legend
                      • 03-16-08
                      • 23726

                      #11
                      Aww...Richie you really do love me!
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                      • Nicky Santoro
                        SBR Posting Legend
                        • 04-08-08
                        • 16103

                        #12
                        Boys I'm telling you, I swear to God, it's all about beating the closing line.
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                        • sickler
                          SBR Posting Legend
                          • 06-05-08
                          • 15006

                          #13


                          The people who want Bread out of here don't appreciate wit.
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                          • Teela
                            SBR MVP
                            • 07-19-08
                            • 2551

                            #14
                            Bread, I would like to pretend that this took you awhile to do. However, knowing you, I'm sure it didn't.
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                            • betplom
                              SBR Posting Legend
                              • 09-20-06
                              • 13444

                              #15
                              Originally posted by sickler


                              The people who want Bread out of here don't appreciate wit.
                              I didn't want to state the obvious the way you did, but for Richie and Nicky's sake maybe it isn't a bad idea.

                              Originally posted by Teela
                              Bread, I would like to pretend that this took you awhile to do. However, knowing you, I'm sure it didn't.
                              Of course it took him a while, will he admit that? I doubt it.

                              To figure out how long it took Bread to complete his thread just count the time between his last post and this one.
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                              • sickler
                                SBR Posting Legend
                                • 06-05-08
                                • 15006

                                #16
                                Originally posted by betplom

                                To figure out how long it took Bread to complete his thread just count the time between his last post and this one.
                                9 minutes. Not bad...That's less time than it takes me to wolf down a t-bone steak.
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                                • onthewhat
                                  Restricted User
                                  • 05-14-08
                                  • 15411

                                  #17
                                  Originally posted by Nicky Santoro
                                  Boys I'm telling you, I swear to God, it's all about beating the closing line.
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                                  • Mudcat
                                    Restricted User
                                    • 07-21-05
                                    • 9287

                                    #18
                                    Maybe I should investigate chat. Judging by this, it is like every forum cliche but in extra fast motion.

                                    I can't tell you how often I am browsing the forum thinking, the cliches just aren't coming fast enough.
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                                    • pavyracer
                                      SBR Aristocracy
                                      • 04-12-07
                                      • 82673

                                      #19
                                      It's impossoble to record a chat conversation as long as this one without chat crushing.
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                                      • Matt Rain
                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                        • 02-13-07
                                        • 5001

                                        #20
                                        Originally posted by Mudcat
                                        Maybe I should investigate chat. Judging by this, it is like every forum cliche but in extra fast motion.

                                        I can't tell you how often I am browsing the forum thinking, the cliches just aren't coming fast enough.
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                                        • bobbyfk
                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                          • 01-19-09
                                          • 15218

                                          #21
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                                          • jjgold
                                            SBR Aristocracy
                                            • 07-20-05
                                            • 388208

                                            #22
                                            Originally posted by Bread
                                            Onthewhat: NICKAY!
                                            Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear just look at how much Onner has grown. Just last year he was 5'3", and today, I swear to God boys he is 5'4"
                                            Flying Illini: Cradle me.
                                            Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear to God we are all just wasting our time. We need to get out of the house. Go see a movie. We are wasting our time.
                                            Richkas: I only leave the house to buy crack. Plus, mom has me on a 8 PM curfew.
                                            Flying Illini: Orale ese.
                                            Richkas: I used to leave the trailer to go play the but my 3rd DUI put an end to all of that. God I hate women.
                                            Pimike: It's OK Richie. Things will get better for you because God cares for the pitiful. He shall provide for you.
                                            Richkas: Pimike could you please ask God to get me one of these? With my crumbling spine, I've had a few incidents recently and this sure would come in handy.



                                            Fiveteamer: LOL.
                                            King Revolver:
                                            Flying Illini: No mames mijita Carnalito!
                                            SSLP: You sound like a fukking idiot.
                                            Flying Illini: I'm rugged vato. Representing from Santa Barbara Holmes.
                                            King Revolver:
                                            Nicky Santoro: Boys I'm telling you, I swear to God, it's all about beating the closing line.
                                            Flying Illini: Somebody say "line?" Yayo!
                                            Rickhas: I used to love to snort cocaine. Now I can't even bend over to reach the table.
                                            Flying Illini: YAYO YAYO YAYO ORALE ESE!!
                                            Lisa: I wonder how much match.com charges?
                                            Pecos Bill: I blasted a line off my mother's taint during birth.
                                            Richkas:

                                            Bread: Now now Richie. Be nice. I may dance around in my underwear like a fukking idiot, but I don't act like a fairy, Brokeback Addict.



                                            Flying Illini:
                                            Bread: Not true. What about when you told me
                                            Flying Illini: I just wanted to do YAYO off your forehead! Because you're going bald asshole.
                                            JJ Gold: LOL! Bread is going bald that dumb fukk!
                                            Bread: There are many more. Like this post from a couple of months ago where you defended me when I was banned:
                                            This is cool because now I know that you won't take any offense to any of this
                                            Flying Dutchman: Is teela in here? No? Ok later.
                                            Nicky Santoro: Boys I swear to God that tomorrow I'm going to make a Top 17 list of something. I'm not sure what yet but I swear to God boys it will be good.
                                            TSoprano:
                                            Pimike:
                                            Bread: LOL you guys kill me. Never change Dullards. And bite me.



                                            King Revolver:



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                                            • KingRevolver
                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                              • 06-05-09
                                              • 5293

                                              #23
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                                              • losturmarbles
                                                SBR MVP
                                                • 07-01-08
                                                • 4604

                                                #24
                                                Originally posted by Mudcat
                                                Maybe I should investigate chat. Judging by this, it is like every forum cliche but in extra fast motion.

                                                I can't tell you how often I am browsing the forum thinking, the cliches just aren't coming fast enough.

                                                funny shit
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                                                • Robyn
                                                  SBR Hall of Famer
                                                  • 02-05-08
                                                  • 9681

                                                  #25
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                                                  • TheLock
                                                    SBR Posting Legend
                                                    • 04-06-08
                                                    • 14427

                                                    #26
                                                    Post of the month as far as I'm concerned. Nice work.
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                                                    • Bread
                                                      SBR Posting Legend
                                                      • 03-16-08
                                                      • 23726

                                                      #27
                                                      Looks like I missed a late post.


                                                      Happy Boy:

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                                                      • Robyn
                                                        SBR Hall of Famer
                                                        • 02-05-08
                                                        • 9681

                                                        #28
                                                        wtf is all that?
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                                                        • Bread
                                                          SBR Posting Legend
                                                          • 03-16-08
                                                          • 23726

                                                          #29
                                                          No clue but it makes me laugh.

                                                          This is some good lsd.
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                                                          • BadNina
                                                            SBR Posting Legend
                                                            • 11-27-07
                                                            • 10491

                                                            #30
                                                            I loved the mating dance video.
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                                                            • KingRevolver
                                                              SBR Hall of Famer
                                                              • 06-05-09
                                                              • 5293

                                                              #31
                                                              Bread has gone off the deep end.
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                                                              • KingRevolver
                                                                SBR Hall of Famer
                                                                • 06-05-09
                                                                • 5293

                                                                #32
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