My Last Teela Post

[Casperwaits]

I am officially done with her games and nonsense. She told me I was the ONLY SBR poster she wanted to "meet" and now she is having some online thing with Amby. Teela, enjoy Amby's girth and his uncanny ability to drink large amounts of alcohol in short periods of time. I am now taking applications for new SBR BEST FRIEND. All entries must include why they want to be my friend and a picture of their girlfriend (which will be part of the initiation ritual). Hit back if interested. Teela, you and I are done!!

PS- THIS is how you ditch a woman Amby.

[AMBlai01]

You win some and lose some Casper.....

[Teela]

Casper, haven't you been reading the advice on here. This is how you keep a girl interested.

[AMBlai01]

Teela figured you out Casper......

[KingRevolver]

Why don't the three of you just have a goddamn threesome and get it over with...jeez!

[Mudcat]

My advice: hold out for the return of Roxygurl, then make your play on her/him/it.

[sickler]

Casper, haven't you been reading the advice on here. This is how you keep a girl interested.

Girth and drinking like a fish or playing hard to get?

It's unclear who you're referring to.

[Teela]

Girth and drinking like a fish or playing hard to get?

It's unclear who you're referring to.

Yes.

[pavyracer]

I have yet to see a long distance relationship that worked. Once the persons meet face to face they realize it wasn't worth all the trouble.

[sickler]

Yes.

Hard to please/impress.

Just had a vision of juggling five baseballs with dinner plate balanced on head.

[flyingillini]

Pavy is correct here.

[AMBlai01]

I have done the long distance thing a couple times...it worked...distance isn't the thing that broke us up...we just weren't right for each other.

[Teela]

Amby, I'm certain that Pavy meant with people that have never met face-to-face before.

[Deuce]

Amby, I'm certain that Pavy meant with people that have never met face-to-face before.

[pavyracer]

Amby, I'm certain that Pavy meant with people that have never met face-to-face before.

Exactly. I just realize now my first sentence if read alone may lead into confusion.

When I was much younger and the internet was at its infancy I did a LDR. After the first couple times we met we realised it didn't worth driving 12 hrs round trip for 10 minutes of exchange of body fluids.

[Richkas]

She told me I was the ONLY SBR poster she wanted to "meet" and now she is having some online thing with Amby.

Trust me, theres alot more than just you and Amby

[unknown Gambler]

Casper you seem to always want to run away when the heat goes up a few degrees, maybe she figured its a man she wants not a boy.

your actions gave amby the ring along with him being a decent guy/poster.

Maybe instead of leaving an sbr suicide note about your life at SBR being over, you can get a grasp make an apology to Tsop about running his name through the garbage and carry on.

Maybe she will respect that maybe she wont, but at least you would of made some attempt at closing this case in a mature fashion.

[themajormt]

UG I could be wrong but highly doubt it, THIS WAS A SARCASTIC POST!!!!

[Teela]

Keep the Tsop drama out of my thread.

[themajormt]

Teela are you accepting applications for a replacement? If so can you PM me your application? I would love to submit my resume

[unknown Gambler]

Keep the Tsop drama out of my thread.

It`s like a virus, no one knows what thread it will infect next.

[hoopster42]

[Teela]

It`s like a virus, no one knows what thread it will infect next.

He's the new Michael Jackson.

[themajormt]

Teela you can publicly deny me, I am not volatile and handle rejection pretty well. I just dont like having my hopes up for too long...

Thanks!

[Teela]

Are you bipolar and/or dye your hair black?

[Richkas]

Teela are you accepting applications for a replacement? If so can you PM me your application? I would love to submit my resume

No application needed. Just a penis

[themajormt]

Damn is that a trick question

[themajormt]

I am going to be honest because honesty is the best policy right?

No I am not bi-polar

I have naturally short light brown hair

How did I do?

[Teela]

Richie, I have higher standards than that.

[themajormt]

Are you still grading my answers?

[AMBlai01]

Tsop did propose to you many times, did he not Teela?

[themajormt]

Amby DID is the key word... I dont live in the past, she could have dated half the forum and I would still give her a shot. After she provided proof of being clean of course!

[Teela]

Tsoprano never proposed to me.

I have not dated anyone on this forum. It could be because I'm a guy.

[yisman]

Yes.

great reply.

[themajormt]

Teela playing games is unattractive and takes too much energy.

Do you really have a sauseege??