The over 40 personal ads are the expansion draft in sports.Duds to sort through.

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    The over 40 personal ads are the expansion draft in sports.Duds to sort through.
    The over 40 online personal ads are like the waiver wire in sports or the expansion draft where teams have to make available and leave unprotected players that are expendable to them.

    In baseball,a guy that can hit a fast ball 600 feet out of the park can't hit a breaking ball.The pitcher who can throw a fastball 104 miles per hour can't throw a breaking ball.

    In football,a wide receiver can run a 9 second 100 yard dash but he can't catch the ball. The placekicker that can kick a 70 yard field goal can't hit the broad side of a barn.

    In basketball,the guy that can shoot 3 pointers can't dribble with both hands and can't make free throws.

    In hockey,the defenseman can shoot a puck 110 miles an hour but when he skates backwards he gets his feet tangled.

    In personal ads,the knockout babe wears a poop bag.

    The knockout babe has PMS.

    The knockout babe has been married 6 times and all her husbands died mysteriously.

    The knockout babe votes liberal all the time and she demands you work on habitat for humanity and driving meals on wheels on your only days off which are football weekends.

    The knockout babe was with every guy in the NBA and her nickname is canyon.

    The knockout babe has a $300 a day slot habit.
  • pico
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-05-07
    • 27321

    #2
    i missed the point to this thread. seems like just random rants this time.
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    • BrentCrude
      SBR MVP
      • 11-16-05
      • 4665

      #3
      Pico,I'm not bringing into the picture that there are dog looking women with personality and personal flaws that make up the majority of women placing personal ads.Same goes for expansion drafts where there are hopeless players put on the exposed list by teams.It's the to good to be true so called gems on the surface players and broads I'm talking about here.

      If you ever watch and listen to how sports transactions work where a promising looking guy gets cut,traded or left unprotected it's alot like personal ads.You see some knockout babe and all the guys are going gaga over her so you wonder why in the hell she has to place a personal ad.It's because once you hang around her for a few hours you just want her out of your life.

      Look at all the problem children athletes and how teams that thought they had unbridled talent just get their fill of them where they get rid of them.

      So if anyone here is into the personal ads and contacts some perfect woman,wait for the other shoe to drop where you find out why she made herself available to you.hehe! Doesn't anyone have a sense of humor here??
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      • pico
        BARRELED IN @ SBR!
        • 04-05-07
        • 27321

        #4


        sorta like this movie. Audition. guy meets this perfect girl turn out to be a psycho
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