The over 40 online personal ads are like the waiver wire in sports or the expansion draft where teams have to make available and leave unprotected players that are expendable to them.
In baseball,a guy that can hit a fast ball 600 feet out of the park can't hit a breaking ball.The pitcher who can throw a fastball 104 miles per hour can't throw a breaking ball.
In football,a wide receiver can run a 9 second 100 yard dash but he can't catch the ball. The placekicker that can kick a 70 yard field goal can't hit the broad side of a barn.
In basketball,the guy that can shoot 3 pointers can't dribble with both hands and can't make free throws.
In hockey,the defenseman can shoot a puck 110 miles an hour but when he skates backwards he gets his feet tangled.
In personal ads,the knockout babe wears a poop bag.
The knockout babe has PMS.
The knockout babe has been married 6 times and all her husbands died mysteriously.
The knockout babe votes liberal all the time and she demands you work on habitat for humanity and driving meals on wheels on your only days off which are football weekends.
The knockout babe was with every guy in the NBA and her nickname is canyon.
The knockout babe has a $300 a day slot habit.
In baseball,a guy that can hit a fast ball 600 feet out of the park can't hit a breaking ball.The pitcher who can throw a fastball 104 miles per hour can't throw a breaking ball.
In football,a wide receiver can run a 9 second 100 yard dash but he can't catch the ball. The placekicker that can kick a 70 yard field goal can't hit the broad side of a barn.
In basketball,the guy that can shoot 3 pointers can't dribble with both hands and can't make free throws.
In hockey,the defenseman can shoot a puck 110 miles an hour but when he skates backwards he gets his feet tangled.
In personal ads,the knockout babe wears a poop bag.
The knockout babe has PMS.
The knockout babe has been married 6 times and all her husbands died mysteriously.
The knockout babe votes liberal all the time and she demands you work on habitat for humanity and driving meals on wheels on your only days off which are football weekends.
The knockout babe was with every guy in the NBA and her nickname is canyon.
The knockout babe has a $300 a day slot habit.