Here is a quick list of 10 things I am taking action on at the bash.
10. Bread gets into a fight with a poster- The man will be drunk 78% of the time and I expect one of you Yahoos to piss him off. Yes: -170 No: +150
9. King Revolver Posts 500 times on SBR during the bash- I don't think something like a Vegas weekend could keep this machine down. Yes: -210 No: +160
8. Number Of Rogue Scholars + Rogue Jurors Conquests- These two sex warriors will give STD's a bad name in Sin City. O/U: 8
7. Vegas Dave's Caloric Intake At The Bash- Guy is losing weight so quickly, I swore he went on that Ethiopian diet. At the bash will he let loose or will he continue to eat egg whites and tofu? Caloric Intake for weekend O/U: 6300
6. Number of men that ask Teela for her number- I am going low here. I think many of the SBR posters will admire from afar. O/U 3.5
5. Onner Gets Laid. You gotta bet on this. I gotta bet on this. Wonder if Bet Jamaica will puts odds on this. Yes: -120 No: +100
4. JJ, FiveTeamer, or Panic show up: Much like the WWE, I can see one of these 3 come walking through the SBR Party Room Doors in a cape with white smoke and Metallica blaring in the background. In 5'ers case, he would come out to Rush...or Celine Dion. Yes: +200 No: -180
3. SSLP gets arrested: Drugs, Alcohol, and Gang Initiations aside, I think SSLP may fall under the police radar at the bash. Yes: +115 No: -125
2. Miss Vegas 2009 has sex with one of the SBR posters. I am manscaping as we speak for this one guys. With my penis pills down to the final day, I expect BIG things at the bash. Yes: +300 No: -320
1. One of us wins more than $10,000 in Vegas. I know this is a hard one to score, but I would love to see if any of us can do it. I am setting this one at....Yes: -130 No: +110. I think if Curious goes, or Fishhead goes, this can truly happen.
10. Bread gets into a fight with a poster- The man will be drunk 78% of the time and I expect one of you Yahoos to piss him off. Yes: -170 No: +150
9. King Revolver Posts 500 times on SBR during the bash- I don't think something like a Vegas weekend could keep this machine down. Yes: -210 No: +160
8. Number Of Rogue Scholars + Rogue Jurors Conquests- These two sex warriors will give STD's a bad name in Sin City. O/U: 8
7. Vegas Dave's Caloric Intake At The Bash- Guy is losing weight so quickly, I swore he went on that Ethiopian diet. At the bash will he let loose or will he continue to eat egg whites and tofu? Caloric Intake for weekend O/U: 6300
6. Number of men that ask Teela for her number- I am going low here. I think many of the SBR posters will admire from afar. O/U 3.5
5. Onner Gets Laid. You gotta bet on this. I gotta bet on this. Wonder if Bet Jamaica will puts odds on this. Yes: -120 No: +100
4. JJ, FiveTeamer, or Panic show up: Much like the WWE, I can see one of these 3 come walking through the SBR Party Room Doors in a cape with white smoke and Metallica blaring in the background. In 5'ers case, he would come out to Rush...or Celine Dion. Yes: +200 No: -180
3. SSLP gets arrested: Drugs, Alcohol, and Gang Initiations aside, I think SSLP may fall under the police radar at the bash. Yes: +115 No: -125
2. Miss Vegas 2009 has sex with one of the SBR posters. I am manscaping as we speak for this one guys. With my penis pills down to the final day, I expect BIG things at the bash. Yes: +300 No: -320
1. One of us wins more than $10,000 in Vegas. I know this is a hard one to score, but I would love to see if any of us can do it. I am setting this one at....Yes: -130 No: +110. I think if Curious goes, or Fishhead goes, this can truly happen.
