Alcohol + Online Roulette = Death

Fishhead · 07-17-09, 08:17 AM

Play online baccarat instead.........better odds.

Commander McBrag · 07-17-09, 08:19 AM

Originally posted by Casperwaits

Here is my totals on Bet Phoenix for the last week

Sports: + $670.89
Horses: - $600.00
Roulette: -$320.00 (All Roulette bets made after Midnight or later)

I did not make one Roulette bet without a drink in my hand. Keep in mind, I was only betting $15 a spin. All I am saying is I need to call Bet Poenix and tell them to bar me from using the online casino. To addictive and to a late night drunk like myself, very evil. Waking up hungover is one thing, waking up hungover and down $$ is another. Jeesh.

Maybe you should keep the roulette and can the ponies. But whatever you do, stay away from Pai Gow Poker at Carib.

KingRevolver · 07-17-09, 08:19 AM

Roulette is a fun game to play at the casinos but only for a while. Obviously the longer you play, the more you'll lose. Fact.

Stick to sports, Casper. You've been doing well with those bets.

TheIntegrityKid · 07-17-09, 08:22 AM

That's sick... It's too easy to get caught up in these online games while drinking. I've been there before so I know how you feel...

thespeculator · 07-17-09, 08:25 AM

its amazing how your mind will come up with a perfect sytem when you have a few a drinks, well more than a few, and the next day , you are saying , what was i thinking, but you are right drinking and online casinos are bad combo

KingRevolver · 07-17-09, 08:27 AM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

That's sick... It's too easy to get caught up in these online games while drinking. I've been there before so I know how you feel...

I know you have, Mr. Blackjack Switch.

Mudcat · 07-17-09, 08:29 AM

Alcohol + Online Roulette = Death

I double-checked the math and it is correct.

Fishhead · 07-17-09, 08:35 AM

You can use the inverted ratio 1-4-3 wong system with certain online roulette variations and you will actually make about 4 cents an hour if your betting $50 per spin.

This is really good if you want to clear out an online bonus. In fact, many well bankrolled pro whores make thousands upon thousands yearly with this system.

Reload · 07-17-09, 08:36 AM

The roulette wheel at 5Dimes is better - try it out and you will win there!

KingRevolver · 07-17-09, 08:37 AM

Originally posted by Mudcat

Alcohol + Online Roulette = Death

I double-checked the math and it is correct.

Yeah - especially when you're drunk - you feel you can win and don't want to accept the fact that you're losing.

themajormt · 07-17-09, 08:46 AM

My old roommate and I used to share a Pay Per Head online account that was ran through a local. We had a $2k line and the most I would bet was like $50-$100 a game and if I bet $100 I was already up a decent amount. We pretty much bet the same shit so we knew how much money we were both up. We had the account up to around $4,500. I will never forget this day...

I went to bed around 11pm with this chick I met and had been workin on and finally got to go home with her. I put my phone on silent because I didnt want any of the other skanks calling me or something. I wake up at 7am and had 45 missed calls and 10 texts from my roommate. I call him back and he picks up on the first ring and goes "DUDE I LOST IT ALL..."

I leave the broads house and go back home and he is sitting in his room with about 6 empty baggies of blow, 28 out of 30 bud light cans all over his room, and his flat screen monitor in about 100 pieces. I go in my room and log into the account, he lost the $4,500 we were up, PLUS the other $2k!!! He lost it playing roulette and BJ...

Ever since that I refuse to play any of that online shit...

Commander McBrag · 07-17-09, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by Reload

The roulette wheel at 5Dimes is better - try it out and you will win there!

The casino at 5 Dimes is the best if you are going to play online casinos. I don't play there any more because I stiffed them on an e wallet deposit. They'd probably still accept my deposits but they'd use that as an excuse not to pay me if I won.

Reload · 07-17-09, 08:49 AM

Originally posted by themajormt

My old roommate and I used to share a Pay Per Head online account that was ran through a local. We had a $2k line and the most I would bet was like $50-$100 a game and if I bet $100 I was already up a decent amount. We pretty much bet the same shit so we knew how much money we were both up. We had the account up to around $4,500. I will never forget this day...

I went to bed around 11pm with this chick I met and had been workin on and finally got to go home with her. I put my phone on silent because I didnt want any of the other skanks calling me or something. I wake up at 7am and had 45 missed calls and 10 texts from my roommate. I call him back and he picks up on the first ring and goes "DUDE I LOST IT ALL..."

I leave the broads house and go back home and he is sitting in his room with about 6 empty baggies of blow, 28 out of 30 bud light cans all over his room, and his flat screen monitor in about 100 pieces. I go in my room and log into the account, he lost the $4,500 we were up, PLUS the other $2k!!! He lost it playing roulette and BJ...

Ever since that I refuse to play any of that online shit...

Classic story and sounds like a good movie title - "DUDE I LOST IT ALL..."

Reload · 07-17-09, 08:50 AM

Originally posted by Commander McBrag

The casino at 5 Dimes is the best if you are going to play online casinos. I don't play there any more because I stiffed them on an e wallet deposit. They'd probably still accept my deposits but they'd use that as an excuse not to pay me if I won.

Definitely the best odds at 5Dimes, Commander! Hard to play anywhere else after their online casino. They get the house edge as low as absolutely possible.

themajormt · 07-17-09, 08:51 AM

The WORST part Reload... Is he was a cokk fukkin dick head and tried to get me responsible for some of the money he lost. Luckily his drunk ass called into the books customer service lines in the middle of the night and ASKED for them to disable the online casino. And then 1 hour later he called back and asked them to enable it again!!!! So they had the phone number of the person who called in...

Commander McBrag · 07-17-09, 08:56 AM

Originally posted by Reload

Definitely the best odds at 5Dimes, Commander! Hard to play anywhere else after their online casino. They get the house edge as low as absolutely possible.

They actually pay YOU a commission on Pai Gow Poker (they give you 2% on wins, where everywhere else you pay 5% commission to the house). In fact, sometimes they'd have special promotions where they'd pay 5% commission on wins, which gave you an advantage over the house!

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:00 AM

not just alcohol but......

Anything + Online Roulette = Death

stick to sports ONLY and shop around.. don't even play the horses..

themajormt · 07-17-09, 09:01 AM

And make sure you beat the closing number!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:03 AM

oh that's right, and make sure you beat the closing #..

you're a sharp kid, major..

lakerboy · 07-17-09, 09:06 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

not just alcohol but......

Anything + Online Roulette = Death

stick to sports ONLY and shop around.. don't even play the horses..

nicky knows- i was once up 2500 and blew it all on roulette when i was hammered one night.

KingRevolver · 07-17-09, 09:08 AM

Originally posted by lakerboy

nicky knows- i was once up 2500 and blew it all on roulette when i was hammered one night.

Poor Lakerboy.

themajormt · 07-17-09, 09:08 AM

Its ok Nicky I got your back, you cant always be on your A game everyday...

lakerboy · 07-17-09, 09:09 AM

Originally posted by KingRevolver

Poor Lakerboy.

come on kinger you know it was only a drop in the bucket

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:09 AM

i recommend only people to play roulette are the people that don't like money. if you want to burn your money, then play roulette online.. there really is no better way to do it..

it's actually easier to burn money playing online roulette than it is to literally burn money.. like light a match and set your cash on fire.. it may be even quicker.

TheIntegrityKid · 07-17-09, 09:11 AM

Weren't you pimping that roulette video of the guy who bet his life savings, Nicky?

TheIntegrityKid · 07-17-09, 09:11 AM

And aren't you the guy with the system of betting the player instead of the house???

lakerboy · 07-17-09, 09:12 AM

i know how to beat roulette but cant play in american casinos

Reload · 07-17-09, 09:13 AM

Originally posted by Commander McBrag

They actually pay YOU a commission on Pai Gow Poker (they give you 2% on wins, where everywhere else you pay 5% commission to the house). In fact, sometimes they'd have special promotions where they'd pay 5% commission on wins, which gave you an advantage over the house!

Yeah during certain days and hours they do have some promotions making the odds even MORE favorable! It's definitely the best online casino out there.

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:17 AM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

And aren't you the guy with the system of betting the player instead of the house???

kid, you really have the wrong guy here.

and i did put up a vid of a guy betting his life savings on 1 spin, but it wasn't to tell people to go do it.

TheIntegrityKid · 07-17-09, 09:18 AM

Nicky, it was you... You said you would be in a casino and would bet a guy instead of betting the house. You said you would do it casually so that you weren't caught and that you would get GREAT odds doing that...

Wasn't it something like that???

rake922 · 07-17-09, 09:19 AM

Originally posted by Reload

Definitely the best odds at 5Dimes, Commander! Hard to play anywhere else after their online casino. They get the house edge as low as absolutely possible.

It doesn't matter what the house edge is online, since when you increase the size of your bet you certainly lose.

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:20 AM

Originally posted by TheIntegrityKid

Nicky, it was you... You said you would be in a casino and would bet a guy instead of betting the house. You said you would do it casually so that you weren't caught and that you would get GREAT odds doing that...

Wasn't it something like that???

oh yeah, good memory.. i said go to casino and bet against someone else and not play against the house.. this way, it's 50-50 and if it lands on green, we don't lose.

this is the way to play roulette, not online roulette..

TheIntegrityKid · 07-17-09, 09:22 AM

Originally posted by Nicky Santoro

oh yeah, good memory.. i said go to casino and bet against someone else and not play against the house.. this way, it's 50-50 and if it lands on green, we don't lose.

this is the way to play roulette, not online roulette..

true but it could work online too, right? like say if Casper and Amby or someone who also plays at his same book play a virtual live roulette game, right?

Nicky Santoro · 07-17-09, 09:25 AM

Originally posted by rake922

It doesn't matter what the house edge is online, since when you increase the size of your bet you certainly lose.

exactly raker, and great post buddy. we missed you here.

raker, it makes me sad to see someone play these games because if house adv is 4.6%, but then they find 1 with a 1.2% only, they think they will win now.. lol

not only will they bet bigger which will equal the losses of the other one, but it only means that if it is 4.6% hold, they will lose lets say 1k after 15 hrs of playing..

whereas if they are playing at the 1.2% one and think they are gettign a great deal, they are not, cause it will take them maybe 45 hrs to lose 1k instead of 15 hrs.. but at the end, no matter what, if they are playing against the house, even at a minimal hold, they WILL LOSE..

but people keep thinking that because the hold is fair and not that big, that they will win now..

come on boys, you're all better than that.

stay away from these fukkin online games..