Boys, my hand to GOD, i am not making any of this up.. listen to my last 3 days, in order..my only vacation i will have all year. monday, our bags are packed, we are about to leave, we put all the food and water for 4 days for the cat (btw, guess what i named him... i named him Nicky Santoro, i swear to god, no joke).. i just call him Nicky.. then we put the 2 birds in the cage in the room (2 finches).. just as we are leaving after a 5 min delay, the wind in the bedroom slams the door, and nicky's in there... omg, we freaked, cause had we left 4 min earlier, nicky would have been trapped in the room for 4 days with no water or food or litter box.. phewww.. his life was saved because of me being so slow to get ready. -125/+105 he would have been dead.
we get there and the place is great.. on the water.. but now starts the nightmare.... on the way there, visibility is 0.. it's pouring.. we get lost, we can't find the place...3 hrs instead of 1.5 to get there, but we finally get there.. first 2 days it was freezing and raining all day.. i am a bath guy and there is no bath, only shower. the room had a low ceiling and i kept hitting my head every 10 min for 3 days, and i am only 5'10. shower had no water pressure at all. bed was uncomfortable..the tv had every channel except the channel for the all star game, so i can't even watch that.
yesterday was the only nice sunny day, but it was freezing, water was too cold to swim in...GF goes in the water and loses her 200$ sunglasses when she sunk her head in the water.. she starts crying. I then lose my camera..i start the barbecue at night and i light the bbq, and it goes up in flames and i swear to GOD, it missed my head by 1 inch, not even. Last night i went out to the store to buy steaks and stuff, and my **** is declined.. some guy back home made a copy of my card and went out on a spending spree.. ( i don't know how he did this) i wake up this morning and have breakfast, then i get nauseous and about to vomit. i ate some bad eggs.. i could barely drive home.. i was spinning. I got food poisoning.. I am still spinning.. it's pouring on the way home and not only am i nauseous, but i now have no washer fluid and i cant see a thing.
Now the real mystery starts.. i come home, open the room that i locked with the 2 birds, so the cat can't get in there.. the door is still locked well, no one went inside, cage is closed, and i swear to GOD, there is ONLY 1 bird in there now.. does anyone know how the bird got out? now the GF is freaking out, we can't find him.. we have no idea where he is.. He can only be in that small room and the window is closed.. he is nowhere to be found..what could have happened here? i called the pet store and they said NO CHANCE the other bird ate him.. plus, no feathers, no blood or no bones anywhere and there is no stench in the room.. and we can't find him.. boys, where is he and how did he get out. the cage is still closed..
this has been the creepiest and shittiest vacation of my life.. my only vacation from gambling and look how it turns out? boy, am i happy to be back.. now i can get back to gambling and losing more money.. boy, do i miss it..
we get there and the place is great.. on the water.. but now starts the nightmare.... on the way there, visibility is 0.. it's pouring.. we get lost, we can't find the place...3 hrs instead of 1.5 to get there, but we finally get there.. first 2 days it was freezing and raining all day.. i am a bath guy and there is no bath, only shower. the room had a low ceiling and i kept hitting my head every 10 min for 3 days, and i am only 5'10. shower had no water pressure at all. bed was uncomfortable..the tv had every channel except the channel for the all star game, so i can't even watch that.
yesterday was the only nice sunny day, but it was freezing, water was too cold to swim in...GF goes in the water and loses her 200$ sunglasses when she sunk her head in the water.. she starts crying. I then lose my camera..i start the barbecue at night and i light the bbq, and it goes up in flames and i swear to GOD, it missed my head by 1 inch, not even. Last night i went out to the store to buy steaks and stuff, and my **** is declined.. some guy back home made a copy of my card and went out on a spending spree.. ( i don't know how he did this) i wake up this morning and have breakfast, then i get nauseous and about to vomit. i ate some bad eggs.. i could barely drive home.. i was spinning. I got food poisoning.. I am still spinning.. it's pouring on the way home and not only am i nauseous, but i now have no washer fluid and i cant see a thing.
Now the real mystery starts.. i come home, open the room that i locked with the 2 birds, so the cat can't get in there.. the door is still locked well, no one went inside, cage is closed, and i swear to GOD, there is ONLY 1 bird in there now.. does anyone know how the bird got out? now the GF is freaking out, we can't find him.. we have no idea where he is.. He can only be in that small room and the window is closed.. he is nowhere to be found..what could have happened here? i called the pet store and they said NO CHANCE the other bird ate him.. plus, no feathers, no blood or no bones anywhere and there is no stench in the room.. and we can't find him.. boys, where is he and how did he get out. the cage is still closed..
this has been the creepiest and shittiest vacation of my life.. my only vacation from gambling and look how it turns out? boy, am i happy to be back.. now i can get back to gambling and losing more money.. boy, do i miss it..
