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    ttwarrior1
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    If you trained for the next 4 years which Olympic event would you try out for?



    this would mean no drinking, no sbr, no gambling, secretly take hgh and steroids, etc

    1 domestic violence and 1 dui is ok.

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    Javelin, decathlon, weifhtlifting, cycling, baseball

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    ???titty, competitive eating and towel shitting

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    how was wsop rox?

    i don't eat much

    Actually i would do quite well in olympic weightlifting. id win an sbr contest for sure. I would also do wrestling. i wrested for 2 months my sr year and was runner up state championship.

    Im sure some on sbr could row , shoot or fencing

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    Ping pong requires zero skill

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    You won't be alive in 4 years titty.

    Plus the athletes village has all you can eat food. You really think they would let you near that?

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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    Ping pong requires zero skill
    Unless you are Asian you have no chance.....

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    I might swim for equatorial new guinea or play water polo for Canada

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    Curling, already been to nationals twice.

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    If anyone of us played ping pong everyday for 4 years we would be straight up raping them asians

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    handball...seems like easiest sport by far.

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    I'd train for whatever event came first, then spend the rest of the time hanging around the Olympic Village consoling all hotties that just got their dreams crushed.
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    Swimming

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    sexarobics

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    sailing

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    Quote Originally Posted by CanuckG View Post
    Swimming

    which event?

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    Weightlifting

    Womens volleyball towel boy.

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    I'd say tennis but if titty was in the tournament my only hope would be for silver

    That being said I'd dominate women's basketball
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    Quote Originally Posted by freeVICK View Post
    Ping pong requires zero skill
    Have you ever seen those guys play?

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    Is power posting a sport yet?

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    Quote Originally Posted by mathdotcom View Post
    Is power posting a sport yet?

    should be

    the its all politics with the IOC though

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    Ski Shooting.

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    ski shooting would be awesome!!!!!!!!

    those skiers in the winter olympics come down the hill pretty fast,

    but I reckon I could shoot the free style skiers and snowboarders...



    I'd suck at skeet shooting

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    Whichever events are least competitive and don't require total freak genetics.

    Winter - Skeleton, luge, curling, maybe ski jumping
    Summer - Archery, kayak, equestrian, sailing, handball

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    tennis...already have 4 years D1 college playing experience at Fresno ST

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    The guy that sits in front of the row boat and yells.........ROW!..........ROW!........ ...ROW!

    To easy!

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    I played baseball from 6yrs old til 24 so I would say that but I would train like a mofo to be alex morgan's personal bitch (carry her bags and eat the tang even when I'm tired)

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    Rowing, runs in the family anyway and if I didn't hate the shit from having to grow up going to boring ass events, I may have been decent.

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    or water polo, dominated that in high school gym class though half of the other team were girls. no mercy

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    soccer...USA mens is the worst coached and did not even make it this year. I played through college and curently trained by a coach who played for the Mexicao national team and Bimmos....plus he trained 7 national players in 4 years.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Balco10 View Post
    soccer...USA mens is the worst coached and did not even make it this year. I played through college and curently trained by a coach who played for the Mexicao national team and Bimmos....plus he trained 7 national players in 4 years.
    soccer...the sport of illegal immigrants in the USA

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    Quote Originally Posted by ChalkyDog View Post
    Ski Shooting.
    Badmitten - played it in P.E. since grade school. Also, can play a mean game of intoxicated badmitten. Don't even need to work out as it is all in the wrist.
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    i've recently started boxing so i guess boxing

    although i'm complete garbage

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