My neighbor tried to impress me today.

[Pecos Bill]

while i was cleaning my garage without a shirt. I have my door up while my neighbor is in her front yard singing loudly trying to impress me. she was singing "Rock Star" by Hannah Montana. she would always sing louder when i walked outside so i could hear her better. ppsshh, i know im desperate but i aint not gonna bang some 13 year old.

[xxdjstriderxx]

[sickler]

Maybe she just wants an audience to appreciate her fine voice.

You think Hannah Montana wants to bang everyone at her concerts?

[dwaechte]

Go for it Pecos, the odds of getting caught arent that high.

[betplom]

i know im desperate but i aint not gonna bang some 13 year old.

Pecos you don't have to bang her, just play doctor with her instead.

That can't be a crime. Not in America.

[Bread]

Pecos you were accused of stealing all your crazy stories from other authors/websites.

This makes me sad because I like you. But this would be a death knell.

How do you plead?

[Pecos Bill]

Pecos you were accused of stealing all your crazy stories from other authors/websites.

This makes me sad because I like you. But this would be a death knell.

How do you plead?

Not fvcking guilty!!...they also said i lied about this thread, http://forum.sbrforum.com/players-ta...lot-money.html, but as you can see i quickly shut them up.

[Flying Dutchman]

This is NOT a crime in Holland...age of consent is 12.

...need to stock up on our window girls...

[saminex]

yeah because hannah Montana is such a come hither choice of music.

[pico]

you should marry her

[KingRevolver]

Or steal a hug from her.

[Justin7]

Dude, she's legal! At least in the right state... She's 16 now, right?

[mathdotcom]

So worth it

[MainEventOrBust]