Please pray for me.

SlickFazzer · 07-15-09, 01:12 PM

I jerked off twice today. Is that a sin?

mathdotcom · 07-15-09, 01:15 PM

Slick only if you did not wash your fleshlight afterwards

SlickFazzer · 07-15-09, 01:19 PM

Actually first one was in the shower, but second one i did release into the fleshlight. So I think I am ok.

flyingillini · 07-15-09, 01:23 PM

I will counsel you during these times. Call me if you need a shoulder to lean on.

Mudcat · 07-15-09, 01:30 PM

I am not clear on your angle here, betplom.

Am I praying that you will be forgiven for your sins or that you will get better and more competitive at sinning?

sickler · 07-15-09, 02:50 PM

You will burn in hell for all eternity.

Kaps · 07-15-09, 03:07 PM

Originally posted by betplom

I am a sinner.

i feel the same way lately pal.....

all ive been doing is gambling, drinking, and strippers and other things that i dont want to discuss ....is this the way of life?

3yrs ago i was married and about to start a family like a normal person,
since then ive gotten divorced and have had the time of my life
but im starting to feel guilty about it ....

oh well i better go get ready for more action tonight ...at least there wont be any gambling this evening, just the other two.

......

betplom · 07-15-09, 03:28 PM

Originally posted by sickler

You will burn in hell for all eternity.

cunt, what are you afraid of?

i liked your unedited response better.

Originally posted by Mudcat

I am not clear on your angle here, betplom.

Am I praying that you will be forgiven for your sins or that you will get better and more competitive at sinning?

im a lousy sinner, please pray for me so that i may become a better sinner.

Originally posted by flyingillini

I will counsel you during these times. Call me if you need a shoulder to lean on.

i called you last night, went to voicemail.
phucking infidel.

Mudcat · 07-15-09, 03:35 PM

Originally posted by betplom

im a lousy sinner, please pray for me so that i may become a better sinner.

Okay good. I'm glad we got that clarified so I can be more precise in my prayers.

I think we can all agree that there is no more important element to prayer than precision.

Don't want to leave god scratching its head and unsure of what it is supposed to do.

RogueJuror · 07-15-09, 03:38 PM

if i pray for you i'll only do you harm

sickler · 07-15-09, 03:42 PM

Originally posted by betplom

cunt, what are you afraid of?

i liked your unedited response better.

Can't get anything past you. Figured you'd be preoccupied searching for strange and unusual animal facts, instead you're lurking in the shadows.

betplom · 07-15-09, 04:14 PM

Originally posted by sickler

Can't get anything past you. Figured you'd be preoccupied searching for strange and unusual animal facts, instead you're lurking in the shadows.

You saying I can't do both at the same time?

Bread · 07-15-09, 04:18 PM

Muddy we don't refer to God as an "it".

Everyone knows that God is really Snip, the two toothed alcoholic.

yisman · 07-15-09, 04:18 PM

Probable troll.

jjgold · 07-15-09, 04:19 PM

BetPlom I love you man

God Bless you and your family

betplom · 07-15-09, 04:25 PM

Originally posted by jjgold

BetPlom I love you man

God Bless you and your family

JJ, I love you as well big guy - despite the fact your people killed my lord and saviour Jesus Christ.

God bless you as well son, and don't forget, Jesus loves you.

WileOut · 07-15-09, 04:52 PM

I will pray for everyone at SBR tonight when me and my 2 year old daughter say our nightly prayers together. I'm being serious. I wish nothing but the best for you guys here.

She will probably look at me like I'm crazy when I say "God bless the people at SBR" but she will understand that I mean well.

betplom · 07-15-09, 04:54 PM

Originally posted by WileOut

I will pray for everyone at SBR tonight when me and my 2 year old daughter say our nightly prayers together. I'm being serious. I wish nothing but the best for you guys here.

She will probably look at me like I'm crazy when I say "God bless the people at SBR" but she will understand that I mean well.

WileOut I you.

WileOut · 07-15-09, 04:58 PM

paco · 07-15-09, 04:58 PM

[QUOTE=betplom;2026007]JJ, I love you as well big guy - despite the fact your people killed my lord and saviour Jesus Christ.[QUOTE]

"Jesus really never died, You crucified him to a suicide" -Bizzy Bone (When Thugs Cry)

Bread · 07-15-09, 05:01 PM

Good point Paco my brilliant brown brutha.

People should quit saying that the Jews killed Jesus, that ***** rose again!

It's like shooting a gun at someone and hitting them in the arm. Sure, the intent was there, but you're only doing time for ATTEMPTED murder for being a bad shot.

I say it's time to forgive the filthy Jews for "killing" our Lord and Magician, Jesus Christ

Yea me sacreligious.

yisman · 07-15-09, 05:03 PM

jj ain't jewish anyway

Mudcat · 07-15-09, 06:42 PM

Originally posted by Bread

Muddy we don't refer to God as an "it".

Everyone knows that God is really Snip, the two toothed alcoholic.

I am never sure how to refer to god in terms of sex. I guess most gods in this part of the world right now are male.

People around here go for gods with a wang.

I wonder what's up with god's wang anyway. Does god get hard-ons? Maybe not. Maybe god's wang is just for show.

I am assuming god doesn't pee.

Whatever is happening with god's wang, I am sure it is for the best.

Tonight I will pray for betplom to become more competitive with his sinning and for god's wang to keep doing what it's doing.