I worked for 4-5 years as a janitor at a French immersion catholic school. Preschool through 9th grade. The best job I ever had. I would show up around 8AM, but through the special door just for the janitor. I was supposed to be there at like 5am to mop floors and allow them to dry before kids arrive. Already made 3 hours salary without doing anything.
I had long greasy hair (it was the early 90s) and went by the name of Clement. I wore sweat pants every day and hit on the female teachers. Elementary school teachers are the horniest bitches alive. You wouldn't think so given they are so lame and motherly (think back to your 1st grade teacher).
They would announce my name on the intercom whenever some kid shit his pants or threw up in class. "Clement, Clement au bureau s'il vous plait". I would show up in maybe an hour because I was drinking and smoking pot with kids in my janitor's room and playing gin for $100 a point.
Seriously, the best job ever. Until I fukked it up. Wearing sweat pants is a bad idea when there is a good chance you will become aroused. I was mopping up just outside the girls washroom close to the 6th grade classroom. The girls were just finished class and changing for gym. They all come out in these short shorts and tight tank tops and give me a high five and say "hey Clement!", "hey stud!", etc. The girls loved me because I would guard the washroom door as they smoked up. Anyways, one girl kind of pats me on the ass and winks at me as I am mopping floors. My dick gets so hard so fast it was unreal.
Of course this is perfectly visible through my sweat pants. I am trying to think how I can hide the erection, just as some moms turn the corner with the principal. It's fukkin' parent-teacher meeting day. Cockfukk. I kind of turn and try to hold mop in front of my cock, but the wetness of the mop just makes my pants stick more closely around my cock. Very embarrassing but could tell the moms were turned on.
Principal canned my ass the next morning. He was out to get me because one of the 6th grade girls was his daughter, except she was butt ugly and I always planted shit in her locker to get her in trouble. Kunt. When they went to clean out my stuff, they found bags of weed and booking records and all the money I had taken off kids who thought they were sharp. I would give them lines on games that had already finished and they would bet into them! I had a field day with those fukks. They also found lots of panties and used condoms and dirty magazines.
I had to do 200 hours community service at a local soup kitchen, cutting carrots alongside other barreled in fukks. This old bag ran the soup kitchen and had to be at least 75 yrs old. I agreed to bang her and eat her out to get 100 hours shaved off.
Let this be a lesson to anyone who has it good. Enjoy it while it lasts.
I had long greasy hair (it was the early 90s) and went by the name of Clement. I wore sweat pants every day and hit on the female teachers. Elementary school teachers are the horniest bitches alive. You wouldn't think so given they are so lame and motherly (think back to your 1st grade teacher).
They would announce my name on the intercom whenever some kid shit his pants or threw up in class. "Clement, Clement au bureau s'il vous plait". I would show up in maybe an hour because I was drinking and smoking pot with kids in my janitor's room and playing gin for $100 a point.
Seriously, the best job ever. Until I fukked it up. Wearing sweat pants is a bad idea when there is a good chance you will become aroused. I was mopping up just outside the girls washroom close to the 6th grade classroom. The girls were just finished class and changing for gym. They all come out in these short shorts and tight tank tops and give me a high five and say "hey Clement!", "hey stud!", etc. The girls loved me because I would guard the washroom door as they smoked up. Anyways, one girl kind of pats me on the ass and winks at me as I am mopping floors. My dick gets so hard so fast it was unreal.
Of course this is perfectly visible through my sweat pants. I am trying to think how I can hide the erection, just as some moms turn the corner with the principal. It's fukkin' parent-teacher meeting day. Cockfukk. I kind of turn and try to hold mop in front of my cock, but the wetness of the mop just makes my pants stick more closely around my cock. Very embarrassing but could tell the moms were turned on.
Principal canned my ass the next morning. He was out to get me because one of the 6th grade girls was his daughter, except she was butt ugly and I always planted shit in her locker to get her in trouble. Kunt. When they went to clean out my stuff, they found bags of weed and booking records and all the money I had taken off kids who thought they were sharp. I would give them lines on games that had already finished and they would bet into them! I had a field day with those fukks. They also found lots of panties and used condoms and dirty magazines.
I had to do 200 hours community service at a local soup kitchen, cutting carrots alongside other barreled in fukks. This old bag ran the soup kitchen and had to be at least 75 yrs old. I agreed to bang her and eat her out to get 100 hours shaved off.
Let this be a lesson to anyone who has it good. Enjoy it while it lasts.
