Officially the best jjgold post ever

[mathdotcom]

I am going to score $14K on this Raiders over. Tonight I will be acting out my tennis court fantasy with not one but two hot college chicks. I love hookers because they are pros. They know how to **** and they keep their mouths shut. They are also impressed by guys like me who have game and can pop multiple times.
A wise man said .........."love them whores cause they don't judge you.......what can you say when you're a whore?"
Some of you guys may get laid for "free" but you are probably spending more money on the pussy than I am. I am also damn sure that they quality of tang you get for "free" is no where near what I score with.
I am smart and I cut out the middle man and the bullshit. I don't buy bitches dinner. I don't open the door for these cunts and I damn sure am not pulling out any chairs. I am just pumping balls deep and busting nuts. That is what it is all about.

—jjgold

[flyingillini]

God Bless this post. Great post JJ!

[mathdotcom]

I had a great weekend. I lost count of how many times I popped on Friday and Saturday. I would guess at least 13. I also made a really nice score on the Chargers game.
I was kind of disappointed that nobody showed up at Donovans. It was a perfect opportunity for the haters to see how I live. I have to tell you, there is nothing better than drinking some single malt, chewing on some prawns, and fondling some juicy . I was living the dream. I was also looking the part. We had a cold front come through last week so the cool weather allowed me to sport my full length fox coat. Damn I look good in that thing. The Maitre 'D wanted me to check it but I was having none of that. This coat cost over 20 dimes so I am going to show it off whenever I get the chance. The only downside is that I got a couple of stains on it that night. One of them appears to be blood from the steak and the other is dried out and clear. I am guessing it is pussy juice.
Angela had a great time and we are going to play together again real soon. I am also hooking a good friend of mine up with her for New Years Eve. I want to show him a good time and I know she will not dissapoint.
I am going back to the East Coast next week. I hope the cleaners can get my coat done in time. I had to send it up to Los Angeles because I do not trust anybody down here.

—jjgold

[jjgold]

I did not write that

Who wrote it?

[SlickFazzer]

Its kind of true if you think about it....with free chicks you you end up spending a shit load of money on them just to get them in the sack....then you have all the bs that goes with that.

If you just make love to hookers, you end up paying less with no strings involved. Plus if you can find one
that will kiss like a girlfriend....what the fukk else do you need?

[mathdotcom]

jjgold do you have someone working for you posting at other forums?

singlehandedly changing the face of the internet

[The HG]

wow mathy you are really giving a huge lift to this AS Break down time.

Where are you finding these? Not all at SBR. How old are these? The style is clearly very very different from jj's current body of work.

[mathdotcom]

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/forum/people/jjgold/messages/163928.html

I have read every word ever written by jjgold

[The HG]

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/foru...es/163928.html

I have read every word ever written by jjgold

holy crap - dude how many forums does jjgold power post at??? in 06 he was power posting on sports forums and on random ones like the lovelines forum??

[mathdotcom]

HG

Tip of the iceberg

[yisman]

http://www.dolland.net/loveline/foru...es/163928.html

I have read every word ever written by jjgold

You have access to his e-mails and school essays? Those must be a treat.

[mathdotcom]

In high school he wrote essays under the name Joe Goldberg Jr.

That is not jjgold

We are talking internet posting, and some telnet posting before browsers were mainstream. He also holds the record for most cybersex sessions on IRC.

[pavyracer]

Even the newbies can't tolerate this schtick anymore. How many times are you going to regurgitate this hay before it becomes vomit? It's getting very close to vomit now.

[j0hnnyv]

[mathdotcom]

pavy you are posting 0 for 18635

don't be bitter because some of us have talent

[pavyracer]

Your talent is swinging from someone's balls without breaking them. Enjoy!

[mathdotcom]

pavy quit power posting and pleasure your wife for once

maybe feed your kids, change some diapers or something

what a terrible father

[KingRevolver]

Man - you guys are too much.

[pavyracer]

pavy quit power posting and pleasure your wife for once

maybe feed your kids, change some diapers or something

what a terrible father

Go brush your teeth and gargle your mouth with listerine because you are getting cold sores from having JJ's nutsack in your mouth 24/7.

[KingRevolver]

Go brush your teeth and gargle your mouth with listerine because you are getting cold sores from having JJ's nutsack in your mouth 24/7.

[BAUS]

I am going to score $14K on this Raiders over. Tonight I will be acting out my tennis court Fantasy with not one but two hot college chicks. I love hookers because they are pros. They know how to **** and they keep their mouths shut. They are also impressed by guys like me who have game and can pop multiple times. A wise man said .........."love them whores cause they don't judge you.......what can you say when you're a whore?" Some of you guys may get laid for "free" but you are probably spending more money on the pussy than I am. I am also damn sure that they quality of tang you get for "free" is no where near what I score with. I am smart and I cut out the middle man and the bullshit. I don't buy bitches dinner. I don't open the door for these cunts and I damn sure am not pulling out any chairs. I am just pumping balls deep and busting nuts. That is what it is all about. —jjgold

These truly are words to live by.

BAUS

[JohnAnthony]

epic bump.

[CarpeDime]

hookers are nasty i mean common do you really want to be in there where a million other fukin diks have been, and all kinds of nasty virises and clemittia and sissifliss and maybe even aids is in there, AND shes not even wet and shes just waiting for you to be done


sorry


this poster passes


not interested


yes, i know I spend more on "free" pu*sy then i would on hookers


passing, not interested

[OmgUrMom]

[ronald]

These truly are words to live by.

BAUS

Then why do you buy women dinner and drinks? Follow your own advice.

[southie]

This can't be the real jj gold.

we've all seen his plays; dude is a lifetime loser.

he likes men, anyways.

[stealthyburrito]

omfg, this shit is friggin hilarious

[BAUS]

Then why do you buy women dinner and drinks? Follow your own advice.

I was referring to "I am just pumping balls deep and busting nuts."

BAUS

[Deuce]

Hump and dump.

[Dad]

I may be reading those posts from Gold wrong, but in the first one he says he does not buy bitches dinner. But in the second post, did he take a hooker out to dinner? Or did I read that wrong?

[ProfaneReality]

JJs best post was the one about the tsunami that hit a handful of years ago and what he wished happened, and what he was going to do to that poster after it happened.

I laughed for about an hour straight after that one

[mathdotcom]

ronald

sex is a numbers game as you well know

ronald your numbers have been suffering lately and i think you should loosen the purse strings

ronald it is the end result that matters and not how you get there. don't be like this guy for instance

I think they did after all that shit went down but guess its back up. A few of my buds that order pros use backpage now, guess its ten times better. It just doesn't seem right and fair now a days, I remember when you had to leave the bar at 2:30 AM stumbling and try to track down a hooker on the street and negotiate a rate, takes all the fun out of it just going online.

[OmgUrMom]