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  • mathdotcom
    SBR Posting Legend
    • 03-24-08
    • 11689

    #1
    classic jjgold quotes..... from theloveline companion!
    you probably want to cover that drummers bald head in oil and rub your windsock labia all over it........you are one sick ****.
    —jjgold
    I had to pull a couple of moves to get liquid in order to payout on Tuesday. I really thought the wrong team was favored in this game. It was a tough hit to take but bigtimers know how to roll on.

    MajandraFan......I could buy both of your parents and have them performing in inter-racial porn by sundown.

    —jjgold
    eleprechaun is smalltimer who uses AOL and the Public Library.

    —jjgold
    Hey NOBODY...........do you think you are ****ING DEALING WITH CHILDREN?
    WHY DON'T YOU GIVE ME YOUR PHONE NUMBER SO WE CAN HAVE A LITTLE CONVO?
    ****ING BITCH!
    TRY TO CALL ME OUT?
    I'LL TURN YOUR WORLD INTO A SNOWGLOBE!
    YOU CALL UP THERE AND ASK FOR "JJ GOLD" AND THEN STRUT AROUND LIKE YOU ARE NASH ****ING BRIDGES?
    YOU DON'T HAVE A ****ING CLUE WHO OR WHAT YOUR ARE DEALING WITH.
    STEP UP SON.

    —jjgold

    Wednesday, January 11, 2006 at 4:31 PM
    I know that most of you consider a game of "Heads Up, Seven Up" to be big action but I have stumbled upon a rare opportunity on tonights card.
    Total points scored in game by Nik Caner Medley Over 16½ points +138
    I bet this at thegreek.com
    I advise you to get down for all you can. This bet is a no brainer.
    Good luck guys.......this is going to be a huge score.

    —jjgold
    bguirk.......good work buddy.
    It is plus money so you win $138 for every $100 you lay. This double named kid always plays big against Duke. I think he drops in at least 20.
    Good luck my friend.

    —jjgold
    bguirk.......sorry buddy. That clown had a horrible game.
    Sorry for giving you a loser. I hope I can make it up to you.

    —jjgold
    Drake you are a frog from Canada so your opinion doesn't really count. You are just jealous because I am living the American Dream. I work hard and take risk in order to make a living. Teachers sit back on their ass and have no worries at all. They produce poor results yet they get to keep their job. If I produce poor results then I lose my money and I am out on the street. Somebody needs to tell these education cunts that the free ride is over. I am tired of my money being spend on some old bag who does nothing but show filmstrips and eat Snackwells.

    —jjgold
    Most teachers should be in jail anyway. Any grown up who hangs around kids is only trying to molest them.
    The teachers are going to be crying on Tuesday night and I am going to be living it up. I am going to be dining on seared Ahi and drinking a bottle of Vox.

    —jjgold
    adams_babymomma.........would you be so kind as to send me a copy of that picture of Paris Hilton? I was trying to jack to it but I felt like you were looking at me and it threw me off. Please hurry. Thanks.

    —jjgold
    That little boy doesn't know how to handle a woman like you. I think you should blow your boss. If he can pop multiple times then you have a winner on your hands.
    I would also suggest trying to impress him with your baking skills. If you know how to bake then you should whip up some cupcakes or maybe a pie(*I like pecan*). If you do not have kitchen skills then you could go to a bakery and get a sheet cake with some sort of erotic prose written on the the top.

    —jjgold
    Drake you are a pepper frog faggot.
    Do you really want a piece of me?
    You are just jealous of my bigtime status. I am banging tight pussy and dining on shellfish while you are jerking off to pictures of Mr Belding and Joe E. Tata.

    —jjgold
    I have over 35K posts at majorwager.com
    I am looking to find a new forum to call home.
    TLC looks like a good place.

    —jjgold

    JJ Gold 38 Newark, NJ
    5-5" 289
    I may sound fat but trust me I am solid.

    —jjgold
    I sure do and I would like to give you nice folks a winner on tonights card. Denver University is currently a pick versus UL Lafayette. I am all over Denver. They should roll tonight. The game goes off at 9pm EST.
    Good luck.

    —jjgold
    Friday, March 25, 2005 at 8:00 PM
    Re: Terri Schiavo Death Pool?

    I like this action. Nice work.
    I am going set some lines are her odds to make it day to day. Past Easter will be at least 5 to 1. This broad is short time.

    —jjgold
  • head_strong
    SBR MVP
    • 07-02-08
    • 4318

    #2
    How can you leave these 2 out:

    "Murray is the best player in the world"
    —jjgold

    "All the bull shit between Lebron and Kobe is ALL OVER

    Howard aka Superman will then become the top player in the NBA.

    It is a no brainer"
    —jjgold

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    • jjgold
      SBR Aristocracy
      • 07-20-05
      • 388179

      #3
      What is this?

      Someone had to much to drink today.
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      • BGS 9.5
        SBR MVP
        • 01-10-08
        • 4628

        #4
        The "spike the cock" threaed was the best ever
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        • HAPPY BOY
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 08-10-05
          • 7109

          #5
          U can count on Hanky for a laugh.
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          • mathdotcom
            SBR Posting Legend
            • 03-24-08
            • 11689

            #6
            More:

            once went down on a chick who was using the sponge and my teeth looked like a cheese grater with tiny pieces of sponge stuck to it.
            --
            I know this woman who calls her vagina "her muffin". What is the strangest name you have heard a woman call her box? I heard some chick on LL call it her "flower".
            Since I usually pay for it I call them money pits.
            Please excuse the bad sentence structure. I am extremely hungover.

            --
            I have worn a unit for about 6 years. I am starting to think that I may enough self esteem to ditch it. A rug can be a real security blanket. I might rise like a Phoenix if I could break the chains.

            —jjgold
            --
            If I decide to ditch the unit I think some people would be really freaked out. There is this chick at the deli that I have been trying to hook up with. I have known her for about 3 years........I met her right when she got here from Ukraine. She is now learning English and we are starting to click. I would hate to disappoint her by being bald.

            —jjgold
            --
            I don't think this really applies women. I know some people (some former bigtime players) who have had to resort to doing dudes in order to raise cash or settle debts. I really don't judge them because it could happen to anybody and is a necessary evil.

            —jjgold
            --
            Collie...did I strike a nerve with the subject? It is okay. We all have skeletons.

            —jjgold
            --
            jjgoldsbuttbuddy is a troll and a fraud.

            —jjgold
            --
            Colin.....I replied before I saw that you said "RX". Look at the time stamp. No need to get in pissing match. You are the man here. I am purely a recreational poster.

            —jjgold
            --
            Everyone in this thread is a hater who has no juice whatsoever. Your opinion means nothing. You are just jealous because you are broke and I am a bigtimer on a hot run.
            Dusty....I am not done with you son. I no longer accept your apology. It is back on.
            TrinsTwin.......I am going to wear my mink today in your honor. You are a stupid cunt.

            —jjgold
            --
            Bigtimers from coast to coast know me and respect my juice.
            Who the **** said I am living on government money? I would like to wring that ****heads neck. I don't even get a tax refund because my income is "unearned". I have never taken a dime of money from the government. I give in but I don't get back.
            Any of you shitbirds want to meet me in DC/Ballmer ........the offer still stands.

            —jjgold
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            • The HG
              SBR MVP
              • 11-01-06
              • 3566

              #7
              wow mathy....great job. you're like the Alan Lomax of the posting world.


              jj's style definitely has changed since these posts.
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              • jjgold
                SBR Aristocracy
                • 07-20-05
                • 388179

                #8
                Check out my video tonight

                Another chick teasing me on a dateline
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                • SlickFazzer
                  SBR Posting Legend
                  • 05-22-08
                  • 20209

                  #9
                  looking forward to this.
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                  • KingRevolver
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 06-05-09
                    • 5293

                    #10
                    —jjgold
                    Drake you are a pepper frog faggot.
                    Do you really want a piece of me?
                    You are just jealous of my bigtime status. I am banging tight pussy and dining on shellfish while you are jerking off to pictures of Mr Belding and Joe E. Tata.


                    You're too much, JJ.
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