I want Obama to take ceremonial opening game at bat tonight from John Rocker.

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    I want Obama to take ceremonial opening game at bat tonight from John Rocker.
    No stone is left unturned when it comes to protecting the idiot savant presidents that idiot savant voters elect into office.I wonder if down through the years the catchers have extensive background checks done on them to receive ceremonial opening game pitches from presidents?A catcher could wing the ball at Obama's head saying that it's such a natural instinct to return the ball back to the mound.Do you think that excuse would fly?My hunch is that you would never see the catcher again unless Levenworth Penetentiary has a team that gets air time.

    Too bad they don't have opening ceremonial up at bats for presidents.John Rocker would be my pick to pitch to Obama.

    Maybe Obama getting beaned would be a good thing?It might make him do a 180 where he would actually come to his senses where he leaves his radical socialist agenda behind.It sounds like a good plot for a movie.Tomorrow morning he would see the light and his first move as the new rational president would be to call the supreme court justice to be and say that he thinks she should be looking for a new job as a manager of a Taco Bell where a Latino woman has an advantage over how a white guy would run a Taco Bell.
  • KingRevolver
    SBR Hall of Famer
    • 06-05-09
    • 5293

    #2
    If anyone deserves a ball to the head it's George W. Bush.
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    • BrentCrude
      SBR MVP
      • 11-16-05
      • 4665

      #3
      King Revolver,you won't hear me saying that all the presidents shouldn't have been beaned.Even Reagan was a B team backup in my opinion.Picking which president was best is like going to your local sewage plant and picking out the best turd available.Some turds are better than others though.Personally I like the ones without peanuts and corn in them.

      They are all new world order, secret society, centralist puppets.As Jesse Ventura would say,watch for puppet strings on Obama when he does the first pitch dealie tonight.
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      • KingRevolver
        SBR Hall of Famer
        • 06-05-09
        • 5293

        #4
        Originally posted by BrentCrude
        King Revolver,you won't hear me saying that all the presidents shouldn't have been beaned.Even Reagan was a B team backup in my opinion.Picking which president was best is like going to your local sewage plant and picking out the best turd available.
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