I did not have ogling with that teenager's behind.....

tacomax · 07-13-09, 02:51 AM

One thing I've noticed about retards. They don't know how to post a picture correctly.

curious · 07-13-09, 02:55 AM

Originally posted by tacomax

One thing I've noticed about retards. They don't know how to post a picture correctly.

When I want your opinion shithead I will beat it out of you.

UntilTheNDofTimE · 07-13-09, 02:58 AM

curious i was watching a movie with tupac called gang related the other day where he was a cop, and the character they tryed to frame was a bum named joe it reminded me of your avatar, is that joe?

curious · 07-13-09, 02:59 AM

Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE

curious i was watching a movie with tupac the other day where he was a cop, and the character they tryed to frame was a bum named joe it reminded me of your avatar, is that joe?

No, that is not Joe. Joe is much more handsome than I am.

tacomax · 07-13-09, 03:00 AM

Originally posted by curious

When I want your opinion shithead I will beat it out of you.

Well done for editing your post. Have a biscuit!

englishmike · 07-13-09, 03:05 AM

Originally posted by curious

When I want your opinion shithead I will beat it out of you.

Don't take this the wrong way but how would you do that from a wheelchair?

It doesn't seem like a fair fight unless you're planning on shooting him.

curious · 07-13-09, 03:08 AM

Originally posted by englishmike

Don't take this the wrong way but how would you do that from a wheelchair?

It doesn't seem like a fair fight unless you're planning on shooting him.

You are right, it wouldn't be a fair fight. I would destroy the punk. I don't need a gun to deal with that punk ass mother ****er.

ijustwant2bpaid · 07-13-09, 03:09 AM

watch the video, he wasnt peeping ass, he was helping the broad behind him down the stairs...

UntilTheNDofTimE · 07-13-09, 03:14 AM

you look alot like joe

tacomax · 07-13-09, 04:06 AM

Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE

you look alot like joe

Yes, that's curious. He starred in that movie. He played a guy in a wheelchair who filed a RICO act lawsuit against a sportsbook in Costa Rica. He lost because the courthouse was on the 2nd floor and he was unable to walk up the stairs.

Sad story.

curious · 07-13-09, 02:18 PM

Originally posted by UntilTheNDofTimE

you look alot like joe

<sigh> Well, I did not want to have to explain this, but you have given me no choice. I had a bit part in that movie. I was "resting" in the alley where they were filming and I thought I saw John Belushi. I know John from the old days. Anyway, I staggered over to "John" and said "John, brother, someone told me you were dead". Turned out it was Jim Belushi, I had never heard of him. Anyway, this rapper type dude asked me if I wanted to be in his movie, so I started rapping one of Pink Floyd's songs "....One of these days I'm going to cut you into little bitty pieces...". But the rapper dude said they didn't need a rapper, just needed me to be me in the movie. I was a bit confused but they said, just go along with what Jim tells you to do. I didn't even have to change my clothes or anything.

They gave me a lot of booze to drink and I mostly had to just sit there or stand there, not many lines to say. I got to meet F. Lee Bailey. I got to fire a gun a few times, it was fun. And I got to look up the skirt of this hot black chick when she walked by when I was lying in the street. That scene where the lawyer type dude is asking me my name and I cannot remember it, that was not in the original script. But, I had been drinking just a little and the camera is rolling and the lawyer is saying "what is your name" and I can't remember so I just say "I don't know". And the lawyer dude asks me where I live and I say "I don't know". And he asks me if I have a family and I say "I don't know". And they left that in there. I'm pretty good at improv!!

Anyway, I got paid a case of Mad Dog 20 20, gallon bottles, so it was worth it.

Some unknown actor, I think his name is Randy Qualude, then pretended to be me after a shave and haircut and putting on straight clothes. But, I didn't think that part was believable because I am so much more handsome than that unknown actor. I thought that Qualude was a strange name for an actor, but who am I to judge.

I did get to meet the script writer and he used one of my suggestions for the film. In the original script Jim Belushi gets away and goes to Hawaii and buys his boat. I said that isn't the way a psycopath limo driver would do it. The script writer said "what do you mean". I said "well, speaking for psychopaths, we would lull the honky mo fo into a false sense of security and then pull out a 44 magnum and blow his head off and then laugh and say "****ING A".

So, they changed the ending. I guess you could say I was a technical consultant on that film giving advice for psychopath behavior.

smitch124 · 07-13-09, 02:56 PM

President better ogle that ass, he has to remember what he's in office to protect!!

obama our lord · 07-13-09, 02:59 PM

I might believe he wasn't interested in the behind. Obama is probably an ass pirate, but not that kind of ass.

xxdjstriderxx · 07-13-09, 03:42 PM

Shark79 · 07-13-09, 04:04 PM

so would I djstrider

DrStale · 07-13-09, 04:20 PM

Originally posted by curious

One thing I noticed about Democratic Presidents is that they spend a lot of time denying sex acts with people who are not their mates.

looking at a good body is a sex act? lust is a sex act? Okay. Without a doubt Republicans cheat and deny just as much as Dems if not more, though in fairness to your point they are senators, governors, congressman and not as often presidents.

flyingillini · 07-13-09, 04:58 PM

I would lay 5k on -5000 that Curious is not in a wheelchair.

curious · 07-13-09, 05:04 PM

Originally posted by DrStale

looking at a good body is a sex act? lust is a sex act? Okay. Without a doubt Republicans cheat and deny just as much as Dems if not more, though in fairness to your point they are senators, governors, congressman and not as often presidents.

Why are you busting my chops with the Republicans? I hate those mother ****ers.

Never said the Republicans were better. Just pointed out a character trait of Democrat Presidents.

DrStale · 07-13-09, 05:16 PM

Originally posted by curious

Why are you busting my chops with the Republicans? I hate those mother ****ers.

Never said the Republicans were better. Just pointed out a character trait of Democrat Presidents.

Fair enough, just came off as more partisan bs on this forum,