Who here cooks everything exclusively in a microwave?I'm talking a $29 kind!

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  • BrentCrude
    SBR MVP
    • 11-16-05
    • 4665

    #1
    Who here cooks everything exclusively in a microwave?I'm talking a $29 kind!
    Anyone here use a microwave to cook everything from steaks and frozen pizza to scrambled eggs in an el cheapo $29 Wal Mart microwave?I'm not talking some fancy scmantzy convection kind here.I'm talking the kind that shoots out lazer ray hot spots where part of the pizza gets burnt and the other part uncooked.

    Scrambled eggs microwaved are great.They really puff up so if you only have a few with company over,it looks like you made the whole dozen for breakfast.

    Hamburger helper comes out better in a microwave then on the stove top.I hear tell that microwaves use almost no electricity at all.


    Anyone here paranoid that a microwave will give you cancer or will stop your heart if you have a pacemaker?

    The microwave oven is looked upon as the Rudy 3rd string walk on scout team linebacker of the kitchen utensil world.Even the veg o matic gets more respect.Look at all the margarine containers and such,they all say,do not use container for microwave use.The microwave gets no respect at all.When Sunday liquor sales came to be where you had to have a bar that sold food,everyone joked that they qualified by having a microwave for frozen commercial sandwhiches.
  • pico
    BARRELED IN @ SBR!
    • 04-05-07
    • 27321

    #2
    i think only poor people use microwave
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    • Reload
      SBR Posting Legend
      • 03-23-08
      • 12250

      #3
      80+% of my cooking is microwave or the George Foreman Grill. And when I say the Foreman, I'm talking the original - the small one that costs like $8 now.
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      • sickler
        SBR Posting Legend
        • 06-05-08
        • 15006

        #4
        Sacrifice taste for convenience. It's a dilemma.

        Solution is to order out.
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        • KingRevolver
          SBR Hall of Famer
          • 06-05-09
          • 5293

          #5
          Originally posted by BrentCrude
          Anyone here use a microwave to cook everything from steaks and frozen pizza to scrambled eggs in an el cheapo $29 Wal Mart microwave?I'm not talking some fancy scmantzy convection kind here.I'm talking the kind that shoots out lazer ray hot spots where part of the pizza gets burnt and the other part uncooked.

          Scrambled eggs microwaved are great.They really puff up so if you only have a few with company over,it looks like you made the whole dozen for breakfast.

          Hamburger helper comes out better in a microwave then on the stove top.I hear tell that microwaves use almost no electricity at all.


          Anyone here paranoid that a microwave will give you cancer or will stop your heart if you have a pacemaker?

          The microwave oven is looked upon as the Rudy 3rd string walk on scout team linebacker of the kitchen utensil world.Even the veg o matic gets more respect.Look at all the margarine containers and such,they all say,do not use container for microwave use.The microwave gets no respect at all.When Sunday liquor sales came to be where you had to have a bar that sold food,everyone joked that they qualified by having a microwave for frozen commercial sandwhiches.
          This guy makes hilarious threads.
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          • BJE
            SBR High Roller
            • 07-30-08
            • 127

            #6
            microwave is used more for defrosting than cooking.
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            • lakerboy
              SBR Aristocracy
              • 04-02-09
              • 94383

              #7
              dont have a microwave
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              • xxdjstriderxx
                SBR MVP
                • 11-25-08
                • 4740

                #8
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                • Matt Rain
                  SBR Hall of Famer
                  • 02-13-07
                  • 5001

                  #9
                  I never stop and wonder what possesses someone to write about a specific topic.

                  This thread is a remarkable exception.
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                  • tacomax
                    SBR Hall of Famer
                    • 08-10-05
                    • 9619

                    #10
                    Originally posted by Matt Rain
                    I never stop and wonder what possesses someone to write about a specific topic.

                    This thread is a remarkable exception.
                    I now know that hamburger helper is one of the staple food groups in the BrentCrude household. I also know that if I ever go round to his house for a meal then I'm going to get scrambled eggs (or, more specifically, one very puffed up scrambled egg). I do not know how knowing this makes me feel. If I ever I figure it out, I'll start a thread about it.
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                    • Tsoprano
                      BARRELED IN @ SBR!
                      • 04-14-08
                      • 26374

                      #11
                      not me
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                      • ijustwant2bpaid
                        Restricted User
                        • 11-11-08
                        • 3706

                        #12
                        i use the foreman alot more unless im just heating up something i already cooked in the oven or on the stove. The foreman can be used for most micorwave jobs and is a lot better. Try hot pockets on the foreman, microwave burritos on the foreman, grilled cheese, quesoidillas etc etc etc..
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