SBR Guys: When you dress, do you hang to the left or the right?

[RogueScholar]

Inquiring minds want to know. I'm curious if some correlation can be drawn between degens and which side they "dangle" on when wearing trousers/shorts.

Personally, I'm always on the right side, it's more comfortable.

[tacomax]

I'm not sure, honestly it could go either way. Can I take a picture and send it to you so that you can assess? Is that OK? Would it offend you?

[RogueScholar]

Not at all, Taco, I'd be elated to help clarify the situation!

[englishmike]

Right.

[RogueScholar]

You tell me.

[ATTACH]7247[/ATTACH]

Natural tendency to dangle to the right of center, can't miss it. Happy to settle the debate, Mike.

[tacomax]

Mike - I sent those pictures to you IN CONFIDENCE. Fukk you. And enjoy your holiday from SBR.

[englishmike]

We all have one, it's not like it's a secret, took me ages to get the right angle.

[RogueScholar]

[xxdjstriderxx]

[Bread]

Turtle turtle!

[Emmett Brown]

You tell me.

[ATTACH]7247[/ATTACH]

I had a wierd feeling you went both ways. I dont dare to ask what else you have saved on your C: drive

[BrentCrude]

Geesh,it's starting to get a little gayish here with the don't ask,don't tell dealie.I hope no one here is in the military.Who was the porno guy that used a garter belt?Long Dong Silver?The guy that almost doomed Clarence Thomas from getting on the supreme court?True story,I remember seeing those Anita Hill hearings where she mentioned Long Dong Silver and wouldn't you know what commercial they ran when they cut to a break as soon as she said it?Long John Silver's.Talk about a peg leg where you tie your pecker to your leg with a garter belt where you got to limp around with a turgid member.Turgid member,another famous overused phrase from Penthouse Forum that was used as much as my massive tool and I never thought anything like this would have happened to me where I would be writing to Penthouse Forum.Can anyone else come up with phrases and words that you could count on being in at least half the stories in Penthouse Forum?

[KingRevolver]

[betplom]

Right.

wrong.

[englishmike]

wrong.

Quite possibly.

[betplom]

Quite possibly.

most definitely.